liz ✨
@magicmoontea.bsky.social
she/her | thirty five | kansas city | attorney | social justice
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The crazy thing is, after two and a half years of researching the biology of cancer, I still can't tell you if Hazel Grace Lancaster might still be alive.
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The crazy thing is, after two and a half years of researching the biology of cancer, I still can't tell you if Hazel Grace Lancaster might still be alive.
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Real Estate: Really Hot Mailman
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Real Estate: Really Hot Mailman
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BREAKING: Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops to end protests in Minneapolis.
Live updates: Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis
President Donald Trump on Thursday threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops as protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement persist in Minneapolis.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops to end protests in Minneapolis.
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If they hafta stay at Kauffman it would be the best and the funniest thing.
The Kansas City Royals have spent years looking for a location to build the team a brand new ballpark — with significant help from public tax money. But now, it appears that the organization’s options could be dwindling.
As Royals drag on stadium search, some Kansas and Missouri officials are done negotiating
Officials in Clay County, Missouri, and in the Kansas legislature have expressed that they are no longer interested in talks with the Royals on a new stadium deal. Is the team starting to run out of options — and will downtown Kansas City win out by default?
www.kcur.org
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
If they hafta stay at Kauffman it would be the best and the funniest thing.
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"You and I" or "You and me"?
Which one is right?
Both…depending on whether ‘I/me’ is the subject or the object.
-"You and I are going to the store." (subject)
-"This is for you and me." (object)
Which one is right?
Both…depending on whether ‘I/me’ is the subject or the object.
-"You and I are going to the store." (subject)
-"This is for you and me." (object)
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"You and I" or "You and me"?
Which one is right?
Both…depending on whether ‘I/me’ is the subject or the object.
-"You and I are going to the store." (subject)
-"This is for you and me." (object)
Which one is right?
Both…depending on whether ‘I/me’ is the subject or the object.
-"You and I are going to the store." (subject)
-"This is for you and me." (object)
Entire box went down the drain because it tastes of lime toothpaste.
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Entire box went down the drain because it tastes of lime toothpaste.
Wait, the Olympics are next month? 😳
Two-time Olympic gold medalist Chloe Kim said Thursday that she dislocated her shoulder in training and doesn’t know whether she will be able to compete at the Winter Games in Italy next month.
2-time Olympic champion Chloe Kim injure shoulder in training, 'optimistic' she will be OK for Italy
Two-time Olympic gold medalist Chloe Kim says she she dislocated her shoulder in training and doesn’t know whether she’ll be able to compete at the Winter Games in Italy next month.
bit.ly
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Wait, the Olympics are next month? 😳
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bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Started watching Death Note for the first time. I’m already loving the ethical dilemma it poses.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Started watching Death Note for the first time. I’m already loving the ethical dilemma it poses.
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Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/
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Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
Hi! I’m anaphylaxis.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Hi! I’m anaphylaxis.
What the actual fucking hell is happening?
President Trump claimed overnight that the United States carried out airstrikes in Venezuela and captured President Nicolás Maduro.
U.S. hit Venezuela with 'large-scale strike,' captured Nicolás Maduro, Trump says
President Trump claimed overnight that the United States carried out airstrikes in Venezuela and captured President Nicolás Maduro.
n.pr
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
What the actual fucking hell is happening?
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God bless us every one, amirite?
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
God bless us every one, amirite?
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Siblings sometimes share quirky traits, like being able to throw a ball with their head or pick things up with their toes. Researchers wanted to know what's up with that.
Those weird quirks siblings have in common? Darwin had a theory
Siblings — especially twins — sometimes share the strangest traits, like throwing a ball with their head or picking up keys and crayons with their toes. Researchers want to know what's up with that.
n.pr
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Siblings sometimes share quirky traits, like being able to throw a ball with their head or pick things up with their toes. Researchers wanted to know what's up with that.
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This is one of our favorites!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is one of our favorites!
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Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”
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Suffragette Christmas card from the Women's Social and Political Union, 1909. UK.#Womensart
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Suffragette Christmas card from the Women's Social and Political Union, 1909. UK.#Womensart
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Merry Christmas to everyone in the world who is Christian, and to others who celebrate it — just for the heaven of it.
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone in the world who is Christian, and to others who celebrate it — just for the heaven of it.
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
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Wishing everyone a little quiet, a little warmth, and someone to share it with. Thank you for being here with us this year. Happy Holidays 💚
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wishing everyone a little quiet, a little warmth, and someone to share it with. Thank you for being here with us this year. Happy Holidays 💚
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New research shows how some animals in the wild manage to sleep in risky environments. From thousands of 4-second “microsleeps” to half-brain naps midair, scientists can now reveal some unusual animal sleep habits.
Learn more: bit.ly/4qnGCMZ
Learn more: bit.ly/4qnGCMZ
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
New research shows how some animals in the wild manage to sleep in risky environments. From thousands of 4-second “microsleeps” to half-brain naps midair, scientists can now reveal some unusual animal sleep habits.
Learn more: bit.ly/4qnGCMZ
Learn more: bit.ly/4qnGCMZ
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Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
We caught up with one of the kids who sang on 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' He's 72 now
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
n.pr
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
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The tune crooned by Bing Crosby is still one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time. It's endured as a favorite — despite a complicated and controversial history.
The hidden history of 'White Christmas'
The tune crooned by Bing Crosby is still one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time. It's endured as a favorite — despite a complicated and controversial history.
n.pr
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The tune crooned by Bing Crosby is still one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time. It's endured as a favorite — despite a complicated and controversial history.
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Santa's pale because he visits in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And for the other six months, the Sun ascends no more than 23.5 degrees above the horizon. And he delivers gifts only at night.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Santa's pale because he visits in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And for the other six months, the Sun ascends no more than 23.5 degrees above the horizon. And he delivers gifts only at night.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.