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Timoxenos
@magipolycarp.bsky.social
Former Alameda Resident Currently Detroit Metro.
Probably watching Star Trek 🖖🏻
Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
IT IS A MASSIVE CHUNK OF THE GENRE WHAT IN THE WORLD
Not to trot out the “people will tweet anything” meme, but…
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Imogen Dragons is this anything send tweet
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This game was so good. Much more Pitch Black than Chronicles of Riddick
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Detroit Area
Behold!
Spent three days stuffing every orifice of my shop to the fucking breaking point before the big weekend. New comics, new games, lots and lots of sales, and I'll be open 11am to 8pm Fri/Sat

Gonna go lie down now 🥱
#comics #ttrpg
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Something often overlooked here is that consciousness and intelligence are two different properties because we know enough about the parts of the brain that produce them and have seen cases of humans operating intelligently while their consciousness was non-functional.

LLM's are neither tho, so...
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Pure art. Guy creates an account, makes the Louvre within 6 hours, and immediately deletes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Hey Lego. I appreciate the Black Friday email. I’d love to buy some of these sets, but you’re not getting a penny from me until you stop selling HP products.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gonna be honest, at first glance I thought this was a pregnant Sonic meme reference.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And so I gave myself to God.
There was a pregnant pause before he said okay.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I can't believe no one's ever done a male strip club called Pico De Gallo.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I ordered an XL Enterprise D from Fanhome and the sent me the C.

It's not acceptable. A bit C is okay but I need the big D.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Customer: Korean?
Coworker: What?
Customer: Are you Korean?
CW: No.
Customer: Chinese?
CW: Yes.
Customer: *says something in Chinese*
CW: I don't speak Chinese.
Customer: Where are you from?
CW: America.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Trader Joe's parking lot sunset game is strong.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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#Film89PosterOfTheDay
No.2934
The Thing (1982)
(Artist: Adam Cockerton)
Director: @thehorrormaster.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The grocery store I work at pays more than any tech startup I worked at over the last 20 years.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don't know if there's conspiratorial thinking going around but customers have been really pushing back on Bambas being out of stock.

I'll just say we haven't been getting them at the warehouse and instead of moving on they'll say something like
"I think that's sad. Don't you think that's sad?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Okay. Indie brands. We have to talk.

That Harry Potter collab is a great way to ensure that if your little company survives the backlash, the customers you have left will be the kind of people who buy TERF shit out of spite or out of being completely checked out.

Sure, their money spends.

But.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is the look of a guy who knows what that pluribussy is like.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Post your favorite Dom / Sub scene.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mutant Mayhem was the best Turtles movie in decades.
The Last Ronin was the hottest turtles comic in as much time.

Both make sense to move forward with. I don't get cancelling one in favor of a formula that's been a disappointment over and over again.
No Last Ronin movie? Why would the Ninja Turtles do this to us?
Fast and Furious producer in talks for new live-action take on turtles
www.polygon.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
December 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Every legendary is sacred
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Their next big idea besides forcing employees to smile and enforcing proximity based harassment is adding A.I. to the Target experience.

They'll turn things around in no time, I'm sure.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/b...
Target may have hit rock bottom | CNN Business
Target’s problems are intensifying.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM