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Timoxenos
@magipolycarp.bsky.social
Former Alameda Resident Currently Detroit Metro.
Probably watching Star Trek 🖖🏻
Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Turkey Day Tom Servo says Trans Rights!
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It's interesting that Eat the Rich was always the slogan. I would have thought that it would have started as Kill the Rich and evolved to Eat the Rich to circumvent digital moderation tools that don't like that people are getting wise to the fact we need to ki... er... Eat the Rich.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This is a kink.

I'm speaking as an *expert*

This is 100% a sexual kink.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
*Watching Bugonia*: Well I guess he's gotta do a normal movie now and then.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to.

Elliott
Jejune
Promise Ring
Suicide Machines
Flogging Molly

(I stopped going to concerts in the 90s)
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Iron Maiden (2)

Randy Newman
James Taylor
They Might Be Giants
KMFDM

…Carolyn does not really do concerts
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Blackout Problems
Donots
Heaven Shall Burn
Sleep Token
Eluveitie
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ordered the stuff for my Earthbending Landfall Aristocrats deck and I rarely buy cards anymore so it's no big deal.

But at the same time 20 bucks for an uncommon is wild.

I'd normally wait but the combination of this being UB and only being foil in collectors boosters made me pull the trigger.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
At first I was like 'Kassandra's not a monster and then I remembered she's part Isu, so... Close enough I guess.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Thanks for all the love, yall. I would be shitposting more, but have been spending some much needed time with my partner. While we both fuss over our gassy bunny.
Spent three days stuffing every orifice of my shop to the fucking breaking point before the big weekend. New comics, new games, lots and lots of sales, and I'll be open 11am to 8pm Fri/Sat

Gonna go lie down now 🥱
#comics #ttrpg
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
IT IS A MASSIVE CHUNK OF THE GENRE WHAT IN THE WORLD
Not to trot out the “people will tweet anything” meme, but…
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Imogen Dragons is this anything send tweet
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This game was so good. Much more Pitch Black than Chronicles of Riddick
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Detroit Area
Behold!
Spent three days stuffing every orifice of my shop to the fucking breaking point before the big weekend. New comics, new games, lots and lots of sales, and I'll be open 11am to 8pm Fri/Sat

Gonna go lie down now 🥱
#comics #ttrpg
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Something often overlooked here is that consciousness and intelligence are two different properties because we know enough about the parts of the brain that produce them and have seen cases of humans operating intelligently while their consciousness was non-functional.

LLM's are neither tho, so...
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Pure art. Guy creates an account, makes the Louvre within 6 hours, and immediately deletes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Hey Lego. I appreciate the Black Friday email. I’d love to buy some of these sets, but you’re not getting a penny from me until you stop selling HP products.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gonna be honest, at first glance I thought this was a pregnant Sonic meme reference.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And so I gave myself to God.
There was a pregnant pause before he said okay.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I can't believe no one's ever done a male strip club called Pico De Gallo.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I ordered an XL Enterprise D from Fanhome and the sent me the C.

It's not acceptable. A bit C is okay but I need the big D.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Customer: Korean?
Coworker: What?
Customer: Are you Korean?
CW: No.
Customer: Chinese?
CW: Yes.
Customer: *says something in Chinese*
CW: I don't speak Chinese.
Customer: Where are you from?
CW: America.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Trader Joe's parking lot sunset game is strong.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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#Film89PosterOfTheDay
No.2934
The Thing (1982)
(Artist: Adam Cockerton)
Director: @thehorrormaster.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The grocery store I work at pays more than any tech startup I worked at over the last 20 years.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don't know if there's conspiratorial thinking going around but customers have been really pushing back on Bambas being out of stock.

I'll just say we haven't been getting them at the warehouse and instead of moving on they'll say something like
"I think that's sad. Don't you think that's sad?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM