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mahelious
@mahelious.bsky.social
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Conway's Law isn't a promise, it's a threat! If you whine about a math problem in base-10, I'll make you do it in base-16 too.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 2d
Colorado lost TGI Fridays and most of our Red Lobster. Thank goodness for Black-Eyed Pea and Cheddars.
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brrandin.bsky.social @brrandin.bsky.social · 2d
Restaurant wars on the other app
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d
Trump’s speech yesterday to American troops — seeking to justify the use of lethal force against anyone suspected of acting illegally, domestic or foreign — is his clearest statement yet about what’s really motivating him. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trump-just-announced-his-police-state
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 2d
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 6d
What the fuck is he doing? Trump is going to "deliver"? What does that even mean?
arnold schwarzenegger is holding a baby in a hospital bed with starz written on the bottom
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Feb 24
I remember one of the final dialogues from this episode
BELE: It is obvious to the most simple minded that Lokai is of an inferior breed. SPOCK: The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself. BELE: Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me! KIRK: You’re black on one side and white on the other. BELE: I am black on the right side. KIRK: I fail to see the significant difference.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6d
Schiff voted to confirm one of Trump’s judges roughly an hour before his account posted this.
schiff.senate.gov Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 9d
Donald Trump's deployment of federal agents to San Francisco will not make the city safer or improve the quality of life for residents.

It will only serve to inflame tensions, which is tragically what the president seeks. 🧵
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 7d
prog rock fan or instrumental jazz fan? In my experience that Venn diagram is basically one circle.
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants .
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 7d
Delicately questioning the person who "only listens to video game music" to figure out whether they're a prog rock fan who doesn't know it or an instrumental jazz fan who doesn't know it.
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Sammy Grayson 🏖🐉 Sea Serpent VTuber @sammygrayson.bsky.social · 7d
For no reason, sharing one of my favorite tracks from @ocremix.org

Imagine Bohemian Rhapsody but about the opera from FF6. That's this and it's awesome.
youtu.be/7xFhULStbkQ?...
OC ReMix #2699: Final Fantasy VI 'The Impresario' [Medley] by Jake Kaufman & Tommy Pedrini
YouTube video by OverClocked ReMix: Video Game Music Community
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 8d
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Anonymous ⩜ @youranona.bsky.social · 7d
A black handwritten-style quote on a white background reads: "Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich." The text is in bold, artistic script with varying stroke widths for emphasis, centered in a vertical composition.
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 9d
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 9d
So he's COMPLETELY RUINED EVERYTHING.

... and turns his mea culpa into a pick me up anthem about how, now that he's fucked up everyone's life, he can go be the best Pumpkin King ever again, oops, soz.

Just.

No notes. He's learned nothing.

This is so completely REAL it's scary.

😆😆😆
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 9d
The last time the White House was burned down America was invaded by the British. The invaders dined in the ballroom and then set fire to the structure.

Invaders are building a White House ballroom to dine in. This time it will be Americans who carry the torches to burn it down.
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 10d
'Weak and unpopular president' #cdnpoli
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 10d
a functional press would, every single day, repeatedly, across numerous paragraphs in every story about him, make it clear that this is indisputably the most corrupt President in U.S. history
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d
Trump: "It's awfully strange to make a decision where I'm paying myself. But I was damaged very greatly and any money I would get I would give to charity."
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 10d
Allure for centuries!
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 10d
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 10d
This sounds like a Black Mirror episode I have already seen: people.com/alan-hamel-s...
Alan Hamel Creates AI Clone of Late Wife Suzanne Somers 2 Years After Her Death: 'You Can't Tell the Difference' (Exclusive)
Alan Hamel and Suzanne Somers enjoyed 55 years together before the actress' death at 76 in 2023. Hamel, 89, tells PEOPLE working hard on several projects that will keep Somers' legacy alive, including...
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 10d
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10d
whomst amongst us
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 11d
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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social · 11d
Of course the perennial joke is, since AWS Health Dashboard is built on AWS, it is the absolute last resource to know whether an AWS outage is occurring.
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