majoricehole.bsky.social
@majoricehole.bsky.social
Just some guy who tries to give a shit, but not too much, you dig? Dad, Husband, Expat. Too tired to argue with the internet.
Slightly diminish a book

War and Ceasefire
Slightly diminish a book

A Farewell to an Arm
Slightlt diminish a book

The Princess Fiancée
September 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He would never announce he was sick. Stop speculating. The "announcement" will be something stupid as always. Probably just him rambling on forever about whales and windmills.
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
IDK, imma start small. How good would it be to see Ted Cruz out of office? He and I are around the same age, and I always imagine that he would have been the guy in the dorm who got people busted for having beers in their mini-fridge. Smarmy mfer. The good senator from Mexico indeed.
July 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
listening to Strict Scrutiny podcast and just heard @leahlitman.bsky.social use the term Schrodinger's Formalism and actually laughed out loud.

I have never felt nerdier in my life.
July 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Wowser, it's like a snuff film only SFW.
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wait, holy shit, Ted Cruz thinks the USA is the rebellion? OMFG he's Luke Skywalker!?!?? WTF is happening? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Where is that eternal scream account when you need it.
It was dumber than you can possibly imagine if you weren’t there for it
I was too young to be ware of the Iraq invasion debate but was it this degree of stupid? It can't have been this stupid.
June 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Friends, I need some guidance on Substack. Worth the effort as a non-content creator? Also, recommendations for people worth following?
June 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Reposted
This.
June 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Apropos of nothing, I was just casually wondering how Steven Miller would tolerate being locked up in a detention center.
June 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What if we all stopped clicking links to stories using the orange guys name in the headline?
June 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Warren: "There is no tariff policy. It's just all chaos and corruption. That's all we have going on. And how can you believe any of these guys?
April 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is simply incredible.
NEW: Yesterday, the Justice Department sent armed marshals to warn former U.S. pardon attorney Liz Oyer not to disclose internal DOJ information during her Senate testimony.

Today, Oyer is speaking out to condemn the DOJ’s actions and defend the rule of law.
April 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
You know that thing where you can hear Morgan Freeman's voice in your head when you see his face next to a quote? Yeah, I have that but it's Patton Oswalt. Lmfao.
He was about to go on a fucking book tour? At THIS moment? Jesus fucking Christ.
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tesla stock
A few dollars down
But it's not enough
150 billion lost
But it's not enough
Elon tryna rob us all
Turn his TV off
March 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Brilliant!
Spotted in Canada…
March 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is Rep Al Green. He stood up to the biggest Bully in the world this week. He was called naughty by the bully's Toadies. Be more like Rep Green. #dosomethingdems or we are all lost.
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Holy sheet. This is not good team.
March 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We can do better! Keep going!
Tesla is down $207 a share since the middle of December.
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I don't listen to a lot of podcasts, but I do listen to Strict Scrutiny. You should too. I look forward to reading this.
My forthcoming book LAWLESS: How the Supreme Court Runs On Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, & Bad Vibes is now going to be out in MAY (May 13)!

And you can preorder it now here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Lawles...

(Redoing this for a pinned post because the old release date was June.)
March 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don't be a Trunt.
March 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Far out, I know it sounds like a cliche, but for fuck's sake, are the oligarchs the only ones who have read read 1984 lately? #warningnotplaybook
March 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Unless your name is Musk, in which case, feel free to dress like a hobo whilst running roughshod over the entire US government. #doublethink
american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
March 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is the kind of go-getter attitude that I like to see. Well done.
I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace
February 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It's the cruelty that I hate the most. Closely followed by the stupidity. Does the one breed the other? #resist
February 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM