Dr. Reinheitsgebot
@malzliebchen.bsky.social
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
What the fuck, Gmail?
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
What the fuck, Gmail?
I am sitting outside in a t-shirt.
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I am sitting outside in a t-shirt.
Kids are good
February 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Kids are good
Has anybody else realized that the SALT deduction limit went from 10k to 40k? Our itemized deductions are going to be almost 50k this year.
February 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Has anybody else realized that the SALT deduction limit went from 10k to 40k? Our itemized deductions are going to be almost 50k this year.
😍 She single?
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
😍 She single?
If the Dow is over 50,000 then why did I lose almost $1100 yesterday?
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
If the Dow is over 50,000 then why did I lose almost $1100 yesterday?
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“I’m here you fuckaas bitch” ran so “ONLY FART IS YOU LAD, FUCK OFF” could fly.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
“I’m here you fuckaas bitch” ran so “ONLY FART IS YOU LAD, FUCK OFF” could fly.
If anyone is curious, cutting your sleep in half makes for a complete garbage day
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If anyone is curious, cutting your sleep in half makes for a complete garbage day
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Queefer
United States, Census, 1870
United States, Census, 1870
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Queefer
United States, Census, 1870
United States, Census, 1870
EEG done! He was perfect!
I do not understand how he is still awake and playing and I’m falling asleep on the couch.
Wow being up at 2 with your 21 month old is not that cool. Like we’re just up for the day at this point.
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
EEG done! He was perfect!
I do not understand how he is still awake and playing and I’m falling asleep on the couch.
Wow being up at 2 with your 21 month old is not that cool. Like we’re just up for the day at this point.
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I do not understand how he is still awake and playing and I’m falling asleep on the couch.
Wow being up at 2 with your 21 month old is not that cool. Like we’re just up for the day at this point.
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Wow being up at 2 with your 21 month old is not that cool. Like we’re just up for the day at this point.
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that time garf found a cow tool
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
that time garf found a cow tool
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PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
Fun fact, an office space that has been burned down can’t be leased
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Fun fact, an office space that has been burned down can’t be leased
I simply cannot think of a punishment harsh enough for the leaders of this country and every single person doing their bidding.
“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility
Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...
www.propublica.org
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I simply cannot think of a punishment harsh enough for the leaders of this country and every single person doing their bidding.
One day, Elon Musk will no longer be alive ❤️❤️❤️
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
One day, Elon Musk will no longer be alive ❤️❤️❤️
This bar usually has jeopardy on right now and it’s not on and I am more disappointed than I have ever been in my life
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This bar usually has jeopardy on right now and it’s not on and I am more disappointed than I have ever been in my life
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
I love that the company who single-handedly has made taxes absolutely garbage in this country had an ad that said they make taxes stress for whatever the fuck that ad said. I hope the TurboTax dies the most horrific terrible death imaginable for a company.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I love that the company who single-handedly has made taxes absolutely garbage in this country had an ad that said they make taxes stress for whatever the fuck that ad said. I hope the TurboTax dies the most horrific terrible death imaginable for a company.
Hotdish! Hotdish! Hotdish!
It's a shame that Meat Loaf didn't spawn copycats during his heyday. I can picture a 70s country-rock group called "Chicken-Fried Steak", an Italian singer calling himself "Calzone", a disco band from MN called "Hotdish", all guesting on an episode of The Osmonds
Two out of three ain't bad
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Hotdish! Hotdish! Hotdish!
ON THE REQUIREMENT OF PREOCEATION FROM THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE
S. ALBINI
S. ALBINI
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ON THE REQUIREMENT OF PREOCEATION FROM THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE
S. ALBINI
S. ALBINI
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Rooting for the virus
The 83-year-old GOP lawmaker was experiencing flu-like symptoms.
Sen. Mitch McConnell Is In The Hospital
Sen. Mitch McConnell Is In The Hospital
www.huffpost.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Rooting for the virus