Mark Gessner
markgessner.bsky.social
Mark Gessner
@markgessner.bsky.social
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FUCK
I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I bet it happens this year. It's going to be so great. What a relief that day will be.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Mountain Tanager

found in highland forest and woodland in the Andes of Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru and Venezuela
📷: Ernesto Obando

#birds
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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No one asked, but I feel compelled to give y’all my recipe for vegetarian bolognese cuz it’s so easy to make and so dang good.
Here goes:
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I cannot get over how fucking off putting these damp little men are. My god I cannot wait to see them in leg irons headed to a literal dungeon.
BREAKING

The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.

Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
When you’re jorkin it on the shitter with the door open and you think you hear someone coming home
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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White folks on here…

What are you doing with all the extra time you have now that you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Imagine it happens on Christmas?
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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James Talarico: The Bible doesn't mention abortion or gay marriage, but it goes on and on about forgiving debt, liberating the poor, and healing the sick. The closest thing we have to the kingdom of heaven is a multiracial, multicultural democracy where power is truly shared among all people
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'M A NEW VEGAN-ISH SORT! Where can I buy this brat please? Like I can google "where to buy veggie brats" but I want THAT one. 😩
Don't worry, that brat is mainly pea protein. #JadziaCooks
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I think we have pretty conclusive proof prayer doesn’t work, and you all know what I mean.
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg
we really do exist.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you like to read, can I PLEASE recommend these two books as strongly as possible stopping juuuust short of being weird? They're both so, so good. This author is absolutely one of my hero authors and I literally read everything she writes. You will 1000% be stoked with this purchase.
Getting a head start on my New Year’s resolution (read more books, sub-theme of “not by cishet dudes)

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Everything bends
if you ask it to--
the rule,
the reason,
the ruin,
the creature of hope
you have invited in,
it longs to stay,
to see what happens next,
beyond this gift
of what-if--
so, what do you say?
#TinyPoem
I'm so late but I'd love one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So everything is terrible, etc., but sometimes we still get to do some fun things! Shout out to my buddy-without-equal @jeremyredleaf.bsky.social for this.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Comedian Catherine Cohen and ‘Other Two’ Star Heléne Yorke to Lead Movie ‘Transcendent’ (Exclusive)
Rebecca Henderson, Ben Sinclair and Alex Moffat co-star in writer-director Jeremy Redleaf's comedy feature about a pair of misguided wellness experts.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I read this in Werner Herzog's voice
Santa knows who is naughty and who is nice. He knew damn well that all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names. Yet Santa did nothing.

The real question is why Rudolph took a job working for a man who was complicit in Rudolph's childhood of torment.
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have to be up early. So. Probably best to watch EDGE OF TOMORROW about it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Amanda I would like to hear more about the cranberry sauce please because I can't imagine it but I want to try.
Just had an intensely satisfying leftover turkey sandwich with horseradish cranberry sauce, mushroom brie, and toasty, crispy shredded brussels sprouts on sourdough. Few things beat a great sandwich. I would sell this in the imaginary sandwich shop I have.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 🤣
This Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwich better chill the hell out👀
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM