MartysPhotos91
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Camogie photographer. Warbird enthusiast. Newcastle United sufferer. Jedi. Hobbit. Rowling. Hungry. #NUFC
Geordies are black and white.
Geordies are black and white.
Pinned
Greedo shot first
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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There’s absolutely no need for both parents to go grocery shopping with their kids. One stays at home with the crotch goblins and one goes shopping.
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There’s absolutely no need for both parents to go grocery shopping with their kids. One stays at home with the crotch goblins and one goes shopping.
The first Avatar was released so long ago that Leona Lewis was still a thing!
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The first Avatar was released so long ago that Leona Lewis was still a thing!
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He's been busy mixing his own special 'Christmas deodorant'. It's very strong, and I'm concerned Steve is currently much more flammable than usual.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He's been busy mixing his own special 'Christmas deodorant'. It's very strong, and I'm concerned Steve is currently much more flammable than usual.
My Christmas Eve is sorted!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My Christmas Eve is sorted!!
Lego’s MP4/4 looks much better when you buy replacement stickers to give you the correct livery.
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Lego’s MP4/4 looks much better when you buy replacement stickers to give you the correct livery.
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George Russell has reportedly told friends and family he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, as costing Max Verstappen a world championship was the gift he needed for 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
George Russell has reportedly told friends and family he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, as costing Max Verstappen a world championship was the gift he needed for 2025.
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I was bawling already but I had to stifle at sob at this point.
I'd given up on this happening in my lifetime. Thanks Eddie, mad dog, Bruno etc.
Not just a great year. The best year.
Happy Christmas #NUFC
I'd given up on this happening in my lifetime. Thanks Eddie, mad dog, Bruno etc.
Not just a great year. The best year.
Happy Christmas #NUFC
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I was bawling already but I had to stifle at sob at this point.
I'd given up on this happening in my lifetime. Thanks Eddie, mad dog, Bruno etc.
Not just a great year. The best year.
Happy Christmas #NUFC
I'd given up on this happening in my lifetime. Thanks Eddie, mad dog, Bruno etc.
Not just a great year. The best year.
Happy Christmas #NUFC
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Morgan Rogers is going to bait a rich club into spending £100m on him, good for him and sorry for them
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Morgan Rogers is going to bait a rich club into spending £100m on him, good for him and sorry for them
We sold at the absolute peak of his value. He’ll be playing in Turkey in a few years.
Liverpool confirms Alexander Isak is set to be out for several months after he underwent surgery today
Alexander Isak is set for a long period on the sidelines with a suspected leg break. Liverpool are yet to comment on the severity but scans point to confirm fears of fracture to left side. (David Ornstein)
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We sold at the absolute peak of his value. He’ll be playing in Turkey in a few years.
I’m always surprised when people admit to watching the build up, half time, and post game analysis on Sky Sports. I turn the match on two minutes before kickoff, make a cup of tea at half time, and turn on the PlayStation after the final whistle. It’s just a red cartel love fest.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m always surprised when people admit to watching the build up, half time, and post game analysis on Sky Sports. I turn the match on two minutes before kickoff, make a cup of tea at half time, and turn on the PlayStation after the final whistle. It’s just a red cartel love fest.
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Baldy Anfield Agenda guy telling #NUFC fans to mind our own business about Isaks injury is the salty desert you need after the sweet main course of a rat's broken ankle
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Baldy Anfield Agenda guy telling #NUFC fans to mind our own business about Isaks injury is the salty desert you need after the sweet main course of a rat's broken ankle
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84' It's a goal!!!! Spectacular own goal from Pompey after a stunning pass from Lumsden dropped them right in it.
1-2 come on!!!
#NUWFC #NUFC #NUFCWomen
1-2 come on!!!
#NUWFC #NUFC #NUFCWomen
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
84' It's a goal!!!! Spectacular own goal from Pompey after a stunning pass from Lumsden dropped them right in it.
1-2 come on!!!
#NUWFC #NUFC #NUFCWomen
1-2 come on!!!
#NUWFC #NUFC #NUFCWomen
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Dominic Calvert-Lewin has scored six goals in his last five games for Leeds United, taking his tally up to seven in the Premier League this season.
And his goal map is quite the sight.
And his goal map is quite the sight.
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Dominic Calvert-Lewin has scored six goals in his last five games for Leeds United, taking his tally up to seven in the Premier League this season.
And his goal map is quite the sight.
And his goal map is quite the sight.
The new Little Britain remake looks shit
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The new Little Britain remake looks shit
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If I speak I am in big trouble
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I speak I am in big trouble
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Other way around and it gets saved on
Tottenham are down to 10.
Xavi Simons has been sent off for a studs-up challenge on Virgil van Dijk after a VAR check.
Thomas Frank isn't happy with the decision. Was it clumsy rather than malicious?
Xavi Simons has been sent off for a studs-up challenge on Virgil van Dijk after a VAR check.
Thomas Frank isn't happy with the decision. Was it clumsy rather than malicious?
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Other way around and it gets saved on
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Chelsea motm today a really close call between the ref and the VAR team, I just can't separate them.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Chelsea motm today a really close call between the ref and the VAR team, I just can't separate them.
This is one of the all time worst reffing performances I’ve ever seen. Take a bow Andrew Madley
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is one of the all time worst reffing performances I’ve ever seen. Take a bow Andrew Madley
Andrew Madley terrified to give a decision against Chelsea!
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Andrew Madley terrified to give a decision against Chelsea!