Mary Hauntman
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Mary Hauntman
@maryhartmanx2.bsky.social
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a mom, full of opinions and cat pics certified Bluesky elder (#310,613) 📍NorCal, baby
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the Venn diagram of people who are huge fans of the punk rock band Flipper and also Hallmark Christmas movies is … me.
I grew up in LA and in theory I should be one of those “bleed dodger blue” types but LFG BLUE JAYS 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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is he running for national mayor? Come on, man.
one of my kids got a literal F minus in high school due to not turning in assignments but then he graduated summa cum laude from UCLA so who knows what makes these weirdos tick?
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Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace.
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We asked Donald Trump to cut health care costs. Instead, he cut off a wing of the White House.
making my packing list for Chicago - should I pack my vuvuzela and confetti just in case some really big and exciting news breaks while I’m there?
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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
Right??? A 49-year old presumably-virginal blushing bride and her AARP-eligible groom
On S3: E1 of The Diplomat and it’s impossible to imagine the meme lords of the Trump White House operating that efficiently in those circumstances
Exactly same. Also they seem to fall over and break when it gets windy and that’s a lot of money to blow on broken bones.
(also I wasn’t sure the box would fit in the back of my car)
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these guys are marked down to $49.99 but I didn’t get them because I am the master of self-control.
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free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
just change the national anthem to Wrecking Ball and be done with it
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Went through the "White House" today. It was just beautiful.