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Mary Hauntman

@maryhartmanx2.bsky.social

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a mom, full of opinions and cat pics certified Bluesky elder (#310,613) 📍NorCal, baby

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · Nov 28

the Venn diagram of people who are huge fans of the punk rock band Flipper and also Hallmark Christmas movies is … me.

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1h

oh come on, man

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1h

I grew up in LA and in theory I should be one of those “bleed dodger blue” types but LFG BLUE JAYS 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 3d

more like graham splatner

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 6h

is he running for national mayor? Come on, man.

Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 19h

Hang in there mom!

Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 19h

one of my kids got a literal F minus in high school due to not turning in assignments but then he graduated summa cum laude from UCLA so who knows what makes these weirdos tick?

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 20h

who doesn’t?!

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 20h

he’s not helping

a cat sitting in front of a television which is about to play Golden Boy starring Barbara Stanwyk and William Holden

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 22h

Keith is here to help

A white cat lounging on the tube of a cat tree.

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 22h

Keith is here to help

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

boudoir shot

a white cat with black ears and an unfortunate black mustache stretching on a William Morris duvet.

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

everything is a goddamn joke to these assholes

Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 1d

My god. Look at the “Major Events Timeline.“

We are living in hell.

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The White House Building

Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 1d

Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace.

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 1d

We asked Donald Trump to cut health care costs. Instead, he cut off a wing of the White House.

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

making my packing list for Chicago - should I pack my vuvuzela and confetti just in case some really big and exciting news breaks while I’m there?

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Katie Harbath @katieharbath.bsky.social · 1d

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

Right??? A 49-year old presumably-virginal blushing bride and her AARP-eligible groom

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

On S3: E1 of The Diplomat and it’s impossible to imagine the meme lords of the Trump White House operating that efficiently in those circumstances

Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly same. Also they seem to fall over and break when it gets windy and that’s a lot of money to blow on broken bones.

Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

(also I wasn’t sure the box would fit in the back of my car)

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 1d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 1d

these guys are marked down to $49.99 but I didn’t get them because I am the master of self-control.

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haunted mentions @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 2d

free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t

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Mary Hauntman @maryhartmanx2.bsky.social · 2d

just change the national anthem to Wrecking Ball and be done with it

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 2d

Went through the "White House" today. It was just beautiful.

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