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the Venn diagram of people who are huge fans of the punk rock band Flipper and also Hallmark Christmas movies is … me.
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Speaking ill of Rob Reiner, now that should cost you your job
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
this rob reiner news is just so sad
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
if there’s a botanical garden lightscape in your town you should go to it, just one mom’s opinion
the Golden Gate Park lightscape thing was worth the three trains, one bus, and one Lyft it took to get there.
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the Golden Gate Park lightscape thing was worth the three trains, one bus, and one Lyft it took to get there.
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the sun is shining here in the Bay Area and my eyes are going to melt from all this unaccustomed brightness after two weeks of tule fog
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
back on my [amtrak] bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the way President Brainworms is always covering up his janky hand, like that doesn’t just draw more attention to it
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
has there ever been a day as eagerly anticipated as the one we’re all anticipating?
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
one of these days is going to be the day
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
that beam has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’ve never seen a single episode of The West Wing and the ~30-second Netflix preview I just saw was mind-boggling. Were people ever really that idealistic??? That shit does not compute in 2025
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
the street taco stand that popped up in my neighborhood a few months ago appears to be doing a booming business, suck it haters!
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
daytime temps in the Sierra this week are warmer than we’ve had in Sacramento - we are all freezing and we demand an immediate end to this bullshit
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
bitch please
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
wait what
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
tfw you’re old but you still got it
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Conservatives love AI because it's far easier to abuse a population that can't read, can't write, can't think, and can't tell what's real
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the neighbors turned their Diwali lights back on and added an inflatable snowman and some Christmas ornaments, plus the Muslim family on the corner put some lights around their front door. I love this dumb neighborhood!
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the holiday home tour was a maximalist delight until we got to the maga house
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
MY VUVUZELA IS READY 📣💥🎉
lmao, it's absolutely gonna happen. it's not gonna happen today, it's not gonna happen tomorrow, but it's definitely gonna happen.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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if RFK Jr is so interested in making people healthy why do I feel sick whenever I see his face
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
enjoy your hepatitis b, kids
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM