Brandon Masters
@mastersthepen.bsky.social
I dabble in writing. I work with You Don’t Read Comics. I am also a loving single father of one chaotic young boy doing his best to get by. Him/he/his
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We Should Have Finished Reconstruction: A Brief History Of American Politics, 1865-2025
While the outcome should be clear from the plain text of the Constitution, the central project of this court and Administration, together, is to nullify the reconstruction amendments
The Supreme Court Friday agreed to decide whether President Donald Trump can unilaterally limit the constitutional right to citizenship granted to virtually every person born in the United States. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We Should Have Finished Reconstruction: A Brief History Of American Politics, 1865-2025
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The whole Cabinet is a bunch of fucking weirdos.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The whole Cabinet is a bunch of fucking weirdos.
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tiffas like "oh no......zootopia........abortion comic...........chapter 4..................to the chancellor.......................watch out............................."
September 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
tiffas like "oh no......zootopia........abortion comic...........chapter 4..................to the chancellor.......................watch out............................."
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remembering in 2012 we were mocking bronies/incels/MRAs and the rest of the seedy underbelly of the internet, unaware that they would one day merge into nazi voltron
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
remembering in 2012 we were mocking bronies/incels/MRAs and the rest of the seedy underbelly of the internet, unaware that they would one day merge into nazi voltron
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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Jesus Christ this took forever
So enjoy
So enjoy
May 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Jesus Christ this took forever
So enjoy
So enjoy
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There are, as of this moment, 969 episodes of Star Trek. If a new one doesn't appeal to you, I'm sure there's something in the literal month-long runtime of previous series you can enjoy silently by yourself.
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There are, as of this moment, 969 episodes of Star Trek. If a new one doesn't appeal to you, I'm sure there's something in the literal month-long runtime of previous series you can enjoy silently by yourself.
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
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hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
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As a Democrat, I do not believe in the goals of the company SauronMurdersEveryone Inc and do not trust their claims that they will not murder everyone. However, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I will be voting to give SauronMurdersEveryone Inc the government contract monitoring citizen locations.
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As a Democrat, I do not believe in the goals of the company SauronMurdersEveryone Inc and do not trust their claims that they will not murder everyone. However, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I will be voting to give SauronMurdersEveryone Inc the government contract monitoring citizen locations.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
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Your timeline has been blessed by the raven of Friday Fortune, wishing for you the best of weekends.
September 1, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Your timeline has been blessed by the raven of Friday Fortune, wishing for you the best of weekends.
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ROGUE # 1 のバリアントカバーを描きました
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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This is like someone posting their plans to leave their wife on Facebook as an exclusive, and expecting public pressure to make their wife to do anal.
Because Amazon is trying to fuck us all over. Again.
Because Amazon is trying to fuck us all over. Again.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is like someone posting their plans to leave their wife on Facebook as an exclusive, and expecting public pressure to make their wife to do anal.
Because Amazon is trying to fuck us all over. Again.
Because Amazon is trying to fuck us all over. Again.
“B-BANANA…”
In the night sky, a bright yellow vision of terror looms in the distance.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“B-BANANA…”
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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This is why it's important, culturally, to watch Star Trek. If you don't you could end up a contestant on Project Runway and accidentally design a uniform for Admiral Janeway
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is why it's important, culturally, to watch Star Trek. If you don't you could end up a contestant on Project Runway and accidentally design a uniform for Admiral Janeway
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I donated 3 books each to a pair of @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social boxes on 38th and 36th streets here in Queens before my bad hip gave out. I plan on donating more at other boxes this weekend, but this is a start. #LFL
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I donated 3 books each to a pair of @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social boxes on 38th and 36th streets here in Queens before my bad hip gave out. I plan on donating more at other boxes this weekend, but this is a start. #LFL
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There's never been a greater arguement against the concept of meritocracy than the ascent of the Handyman on News Radio and the guy on SNL who couldn't stop corpsing during sketches
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There's never been a greater arguement against the concept of meritocracy than the ascent of the Handyman on News Radio and the guy on SNL who couldn't stop corpsing during sketches
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Alex, give me "Why do voters thinks 'both sides' are corrupt for $600."
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Alex, give me "Why do voters thinks 'both sides' are corrupt for $600."
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just for anyone who lost track;
The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.
The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
just for anyone who lost track;
The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.
The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.
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