Matthew Simmons
@matthewjsimmons.bsky.social
Neutral good hedge wizard. I write about writing and games: https://matthewjsimmons.substack.com
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Björn Borg: A Mörk Borg Supplement
Yes, I really did this.
open.substack.com
I have a new post on my substack about the benefits of occasionally following through on a silly idea. It’s Björn Borg, a grimdark tennis supplement for the game Mörk Borg. open.substack.com/pub/matthewj...
Björn Borg, my seemingly jokey Mörk Borg supplement, is out in the world. I ran it for some friends in Philly the night before attending PAX Unplugged and it went pretty darn well.
matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/bjorn-borg...
matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/bjorn-borg...
Björn Borg: A Mörk Borg Supplement
Yes, I really did this.
matthewjsimmons.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Björn Borg, my seemingly jokey Mörk Borg supplement, is out in the world. I ran it for some friends in Philly the night before attending PAX Unplugged and it went pretty darn well.
matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/bjorn-borg...
matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/bjorn-borg...
Playing Spot the Geek at the airport.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Playing Spot the Geek at the airport.
Some really remarkable solo rpg zines here. One of my favorite discoveries at PAX U this year.
i demand that you stop by the good luck press both today (4059) and check out @smolghost.bsky.social’s surprise solo drop: WE SHALL BE MONSTERS
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Some really remarkable solo rpg zines here. One of my favorite discoveries at PAX U this year.
A modest haul from Pax U. Probably-too-expensive frog minis for the boy to paint, and work from @worldchamp.bsky.social @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social @scryptidgames.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A modest haul from Pax U. Probably-too-expensive frog minis for the boy to paint, and work from @worldchamp.bsky.social @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social @scryptidgames.bsky.social
At PAXU. If you see me, ask me about Björn Borg.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
At PAXU. If you see me, ask me about Björn Borg.
Reposted by Matthew Simmons
I have a new post on my substack about the benefits of occasionally following through on a silly idea. It’s Björn Borg, a grimdark tennis supplement for the game Mörk Borg. open.substack.com/pub/matthewj...
Björn Borg: A Mörk Borg Supplement
Yes, I really did this.
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I have a new post on my substack about the benefits of occasionally following through on a silly idea. It’s Björn Borg, a grimdark tennis supplement for the game Mörk Borg. open.substack.com/pub/matthewj...
I have a new post on my substack about the benefits of occasionally following through on a silly idea. It’s Björn Borg, a grimdark tennis supplement for the game Mörk Borg. open.substack.com/pub/matthewj...
Björn Borg: A Mörk Borg Supplement
Yes, I really did this.
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I have a new post on my substack about the benefits of occasionally following through on a silly idea. It’s Björn Borg, a grimdark tennis supplement for the game Mörk Borg. open.substack.com/pub/matthewj...
Reposted by Matthew Simmons
Friends! I am teaching a workshop in December that I am so excited about! I’ve been writing and writing about domestic fabulism forever, but I’ve never actually fashioned a workshop around it before. I think this is going to be so much fun - I hope you’ll join!
No Place Like Home: Writing Domestic Fabulism with Amber Sparks
Learn to write domestic fabulism with author Amber Sparks. Transform ordinary home and family stories with fantastical elements in this online seminar.
writingworkshops.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Friends! I am teaching a workshop in December that I am so excited about! I’ve been writing and writing about domestic fabulism forever, but I’ve never actually fashioned a workshop around it before. I think this is going to be so much fun - I hope you’ll join!
Ive been saying this for years! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has postulated the QGene theory. www.reddit.com/r/startrek/s...
From the startrek community on Reddit: Star Trek takes place in the same universe as the soap opera Days of our Lives. [0]
Explore this post and more from the startrek community
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November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ive been saying this for years! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has postulated the QGene theory. www.reddit.com/r/startrek/s...
Just a quick note: early next week I am releasing the first draft of my Mörk Borg supplement, Björn Borg. Just completing the classes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just a quick note: early next week I am releasing the first draft of my Mörk Borg supplement, Björn Borg. Just completing the classes.
Reposted by Matthew Simmons
free bodies, free borders, free choices, and free from fuckin fear.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
free bodies, free borders, free choices, and free from fuckin fear.
Why are they mad at ibuprofen, now? I thought it was just Tylenol. Does Peter Thiel have a bunch of money tied up in aspirin?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why are they mad at ibuprofen, now? I thought it was just Tylenol. Does Peter Thiel have a bunch of money tied up in aspirin?
My 2026 New Year’s Resolution will be to always know what the date is, to never be filling out a form and have to ask the person at the desk in front of me if it’s the 14th or the 15th.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My 2026 New Year’s Resolution will be to always know what the date is, to never be filling out a form and have to ask the person at the desk in front of me if it’s the 14th or the 15th.
I put a piece of my own writing through an AI detector and it flagged the fact that I properly used a semicolon as evidence that my writing was created by a machine.
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I put a piece of my own writing through an AI detector and it flagged the fact that I properly used a semicolon as evidence that my writing was created by a machine.
In shrinkflation news, those little sleeves of Whoppers you get on Halloween have two Whoppers instead of three now.
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In shrinkflation news, those little sleeves of Whoppers you get on Halloween have two Whoppers instead of three now.
Maybe I'll have AI write me a novel with a dog narrator.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Maybe I'll have AI write me a novel with a dog narrator.
Reposted by Matthew Simmons
Ellen Bryant Voigt 💙
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ellen Bryant Voigt 💙
GUYS! GUYS! FINDING EMO! FINDING EMO!
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
GUYS! GUYS! FINDING EMO! FINDING EMO!
I think I found some sort of online tutorial that taught me to make this cosmic metal goat.
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think I found some sort of online tutorial that taught me to make this cosmic metal goat.
You know, all some reporter has to do is ask Trump directly if Stephen Miller is the one actually in charge, and Trump will fire him within the week.
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You know, all some reporter has to do is ask Trump directly if Stephen Miller is the one actually in charge, and Trump will fire him within the week.
Reposted by Matthew Simmons
On This Day in History: October 11, 1924
Paris opened the Bureau of Surrealist Research at 15 Rue de Grenelle, with Antonin Artaud as director. A walk-in lab for the irrational, it invited the public to bring dreams and strange encounters, days before Breton’s first Surrealist Manifesto.
Paris opened the Bureau of Surrealist Research at 15 Rue de Grenelle, with Antonin Artaud as director. A walk-in lab for the irrational, it invited the public to bring dreams and strange encounters, days before Breton’s first Surrealist Manifesto.
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
On This Day in History: October 11, 1924
Paris opened the Bureau of Surrealist Research at 15 Rue de Grenelle, with Antonin Artaud as director. A walk-in lab for the irrational, it invited the public to bring dreams and strange encounters, days before Breton’s first Surrealist Manifesto.
Paris opened the Bureau of Surrealist Research at 15 Rue de Grenelle, with Antonin Artaud as director. A walk-in lab for the irrational, it invited the public to bring dreams and strange encounters, days before Breton’s first Surrealist Manifesto.