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On this date in 1994, at the Target Center in Minneapolis, MN, in front of 17,096 screaming fans, the pride of Cambridge, Massachusetts, Patrick Ewing, leads the East past the West 127-118 in the 44th NBA All-Star Game. Hooray Patrick Ewing!
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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and here is our opposition leader (laudatory)
AOC: "I think we have to recognize that we are in a new day and in a new time. But that does not mean that the majority of Americans are ready to walk away from a rules-based order, and that we're ready to walk away from our commitment to democracy."
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I need the @newyorkrangers.bsky.social to know that I’d have much rathered our team suck WITH Kreider, Panarin, and co then whatever the fuck this shit is
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Breen & Clyde/Tyler Murray & Clyde
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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If he’s doing things Draymond Green hasn’t done, he may be the MJ of Ts.
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The LeBron of Ts
Dillon Brooks is the first player to reach 16 technical fouls & trigger a suspension before the All-Star break since DeMarcus Cousins in 2017.
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Leon Rose is Cain Marko
Free agent forward Jeremy Sochan plans to sign with the New York Knicks after he clears waivers, his agent Deirunas Visockas of Gersh Sports tells ESPN. Sochan had 10 interested suitors after being released from the Spurs on Thursday and landed on the Knicks as his new team.
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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My editor: Do you think we can talk about whether you’ll make this deadline?

Me: The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.

Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Maybe, and this is me going out on a limb perhaps, teams shouldn't be entering into deals with 13-year-olds
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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The Utah Jazz' doctor walking in to tell people that Jaren Jackson Jr needs to miss the rest of the season
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Look; I’m so cooked that I thought this was a picture of a butch lady getting eaten out by another woman while the butch read a book.
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Last night, Nikola Jokic (26p/15r/11a) extended his NBA record by recording his 85th career game in which he led both teams (either outright or tied) in points, rebounds, and assists.

LeBron James ranks a distant second with 68 such games.

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February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Randle punctuates a 41 point game with a windmill slam
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Leon Rose, get on the phone
The San Antonio Spurs and forward Jeremy Sochan have agreed on his release to allow the 2023 All-Rookie team member to become a free agent, sources tell ESPN. Sochan is expected to decide among multiple interested teams.
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
when you haven't committed a crime, the most natural response is booming "DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE *ME* OF COMMITTING A CRIME"
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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If you saw today's headline that Gallup will stop measuring presidential approval, they did the same thing in 2018. They do it whenever Trump is president.
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This is why you don't sign former Braves
Craig Kimbrel’s favorite artist is “AI.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
For the like 3 people this will mean anything to: just crushed Hades 2 without dying once on 36 fear with full Vow of Rivals
a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched is surrounded by a rainbow of lights
ALT: a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched is surrounded by a rainbow of lights
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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trump's election threats are real. also his schemes face bigger and bigger barriers as he gets more and more unpopular.

overthrowing democracy is much harder when people hate you. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/trumps-pol...
Trump’s Polls Make Stealing Elections Harder
It’s difficult to wreck democracy when people hate you
www.everythingishorrible.net
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM