Matt Parrish
@mattparrish.bsky.social
Weird how the WaPo Editorial page has decided to take two shots in two days at Tim Walz, the same time Trump is saying racist things about Minnesotans.
Like it's some type of, IDK, coordinated effort or something.
Like it's some type of, IDK, coordinated effort or something.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Weird how the WaPo Editorial page has decided to take two shots in two days at Tim Walz, the same time Trump is saying racist things about Minnesotans.
Like it's some type of, IDK, coordinated effort or something.
Like it's some type of, IDK, coordinated effort or something.
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Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
April 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
Shut the F*ck Up Friday is early this week because of Thanksgiving, but still observed
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shut the F*ck Up Friday is early this week because of Thanksgiving, but still observed
"How dare the majority disregard my very important dissent!!"
[multiple pages of incoherent ranting about George Soros]
[multiple pages of incoherent ranting about George Soros]
Judge Jerry Smith's dissent from the decision that Texas' redrawn congressional map is an unconstitutional racial gerrymander is now available.
And holy shit it goes hard.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
And holy shit it goes hard.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"How dare the majority disregard my very important dissent!!"
[multiple pages of incoherent ranting about George Soros]
[multiple pages of incoherent ranting about George Soros]
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I’m rubbernecking big time but that man really thought he was cooking with the bamboo metaphor
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m rubbernecking big time but that man really thought he was cooking with the bamboo metaphor
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
Joyce Carol Oates spits absolute BARS but also is 1000% incurably, irreparably addicted to Twitter.
We forgot she murdered Curtis Yarvin in cold blood last June.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Joyce Carol Oates spits absolute BARS but also is 1000% incurably, irreparably addicted to Twitter.
So nice to get my weekly Falcons gut punch out of the way early, got the rest of my Sunday ahead of me now
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So nice to get my weekly Falcons gut punch out of the way early, got the rest of my Sunday ahead of me now
Love my Big Blue State of Georgia.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love my Big Blue State of Georgia.
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Remember, we learned in 2021 that a win by the out party in a Virginia gubernatorial election fully nullifies any presidential mandate. I don’t make the rules
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Remember, we learned in 2021 that a win by the out party in a Virginia gubernatorial election fully nullifies any presidential mandate. I don’t make the rules
Who could have predicted this?
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Who could have predicted this?
The Hawks are never beating the allegations of being a money laundering organization in disguise. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Former Atlanta Hawks senior VP charged with embezzling $3.8M to buy Porsche, tickets
The SVP of finance, who no longer works for the Hawks, is accused of changing financial reports to hide his company credit card charges.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Hawks are never beating the allegations of being a money laundering organization in disguise. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Something about the ChatGPT television ad spots are just...off. The fact there's no "pitch" makes them feel menacing, like ChatGPT is inevitable, so no pitch is necesssary. Do not like.
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Something about the ChatGPT television ad spots are just...off. The fact there's no "pitch" makes them feel menacing, like ChatGPT is inevitable, so no pitch is necesssary. Do not like.
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
Uh-oh, the bureaucrats have spoken, we have to fold up tents now www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/u...
Top Federal Workers’ Union Breaks With Democrats on Shutdown
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Uh-oh, the bureaucrats have spoken, we have to fold up tents now www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/u...
The Falcons do not spark joy
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Falcons do not spark joy
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Mariners fans have to be the happiest people on the planet at this particular moment. It’s nice.
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mariners fans have to be the happiest people on the planet at this particular moment. It’s nice.
Dan Orlovsky Stop Talking for Ten Seconds Challenge
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dan Orlovsky Stop Talking for Ten Seconds Challenge
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Now THIS is how you do cap circumvention.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Now THIS is how you do cap circumvention.
Hey can you summarize the Battle of Midway in three sentences?
They lost because Yamamoto stunk and they didn’t hit. Decision was made not to use best relievers. Oh well.
The Dodgers punted yesterday’s game to set up for today. They did this 3 times in the postseason last year due to pitching issues and it worked.
But those were seven game series. Punting one in a five game series is not something I would have done but they were playing down a reliever so I get it.
But those were seven game series. Punting one in a five game series is not something I would have done but they were playing down a reliever so I get it.
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hey can you summarize the Battle of Midway in three sentences?
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Sounds like Brian Snitker was politely, respectfully -- but firmly -- invited to become a front office consultant.
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sounds like Brian Snitker was politely, respectfully -- but firmly -- invited to become a front office consultant.
Crypto is forcing ppl to re-learn why we have securities laws; Big Tech is making us re-learn why we have antitrust; sports betting is forcing us to re-learn why we made gambling illegal; and now these guys are going to force us to remember why we have the Geneva Conventions.
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Crypto is forcing ppl to re-learn why we have securities laws; Big Tech is making us re-learn why we have antitrust; sports betting is forcing us to re-learn why we made gambling illegal; and now these guys are going to force us to remember why we have the Geneva Conventions.