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It's time, Canada. You'll be greeted as liberators
Enten: "If Canadians really don't like Donald Trump, how do Americans feel about Canada? Well, they actually like Canada! ... even among Republicans, it's +30 ... Canada -- more popular than Donald Trump in Trump's own country"
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It's time, Canada. You'll be greeted as liberators
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‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event https://theonion.com/i-could-totally-do-that-says-correct-man-watching-luge-event/
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event https://theonion.com/i-could-totally-do-that-says-correct-man-watching-luge-event/
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Experts warned against drinking raw milk before it killed this baby, too.
Experts warn against drinking raw milk after New Mexico baby's listeria death
Consumption of raw milk has seen a resurgence in recent months with some promoting it as "liquid gold" on social media.
www.bbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Experts warned against drinking raw milk before it killed this baby, too.
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Me when people first started posting how much they loved Catherine O’Hara this morning: “Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!”
Me after finding out why: “Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
youtu.be/MsKaN_QrVT8
Me after finding out why: “Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
youtu.be/MsKaN_QrVT8
After Hours (1985) - Phone Call Scene (8/9) | Movieclips
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January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Me when people first started posting how much they loved Catherine O’Hara this morning: “Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!”
Me after finding out why: “Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
youtu.be/MsKaN_QrVT8
Me after finding out why: “Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
youtu.be/MsKaN_QrVT8
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Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
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The same people who cannot control a city of 400,000 are manifestly incapable of cancelling a midterm or ending the peaceful transition of power. Keep reminding yourself that you are a lot stronger than they are.
![01/26/2026 15:27:26[TWT]
Priscilla Alvarez
@priscialva
BREAKING: Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his
agents are expected to leave Minneapolis and return to their respective
sectors, sources tell me, @KristenhCNN + @kaitlancollins.
Sent via Twitter Web App. View original tweet.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreiglia3lsgoularsdrttknes76e3otad6xpnyp2eia2nmg5ckrc7cq@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The same people who cannot control a city of 400,000 are manifestly incapable of cancelling a midterm or ending the peaceful transition of power. Keep reminding yourself that you are a lot stronger than they are.
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The mendacity of Kristi Noem is of world historical level - just a thoroughly vile and worthless henchwoman of evil.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The mendacity of Kristi Noem is of world historical level - just a thoroughly vile and worthless henchwoman of evil.
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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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kind of looks like greenland
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM
kind of looks like greenland
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"Given that the president's entire body appears to be one giant swollen bruise, do you have any concerns that the changes in air pressure on an international flight might cause him to explode like a rotted watermelon dropped off a building?"
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Given that the president's entire body appears to be one giant swollen bruise, do you have any concerns that the changes in air pressure on an international flight might cause him to explode like a rotted watermelon dropped off a building?"
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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diminishing returns doesn't even begin to describe this
TRUMP: FLOATS TARIFF IF COUNTRIES 'DON'T GO ALONG' ON GREENLAND
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
diminishing returns doesn't even begin to describe this
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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DHS invading Minnesota in winter
January 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
DHS invading Minnesota in winter
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i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
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ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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doing the “he was no angel” to Maduro would perhaps work better if our own current president wasn’t a serial murderer who 100% fucked kids
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
doing the “he was no angel” to Maduro would perhaps work better if our own current president wasn’t a serial murderer who 100% fucked kids
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Happy New Year, Bluesky.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Happy New Year, Bluesky.