Matt Stefon
@mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
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Writer and not-writer in the Great Continent of New England.
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mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
Good morning. I have two big bills coming up. Both are due this week:
one tomorrow for $50 and one for $150. I need $200 total, and hope to make that today. If anyone could help, I’d be grateful. Thanks for reading.

PayPal: @MatthewStefon

Venmo: @Matt-Stefon

#MutualAid
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mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
Good morning. I have two big bills coming up. Both are due this week:
one tomorrow for $50 and one for $150. I need $200 total, and hope to make that today. If anyone could help, I’d be grateful. Thanks for reading.

PayPal: @MatthewStefon

Venmo: @Matt-Stefon

#MutualAid
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Someone sure is thinking a lot lately about heaven, hell, and where he’ll end up, huh
atrupar.com
Trump: "They have the devil's ideology. They become violent on the left."
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
Farmers grow what they grow because of farm policy.

We don’t need all the soy and corn that we grow, but those are the commodities that receive subsidies and markets.

If we want something better, if we want to heal the Earth and grow food, now is the time to do it.
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theonion.com
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it
Fake Apple ad


Remember when those
Chinese factory workers were all committing suicide?
Neither do we!
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anarchosarcasm.bsky.social
October Needs MA Updated:

$0/$290 Current Storage (LATE)
$0/$110 Electric (10/15)
$0/$60 Water (10/21)
$0/$550 Late Rent
$0/$500 Next Rent
$0/$110 for Food Etc.
$80/$80 Late Storage

PLEASE HELP!

cash.me/LizTheGM
venmo.com/LizTheGM
paypal.me/LizTheGM

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest
MJ the Cowboy Corgi sitting like a good girl and giving everyone her winning smile. Tiny Tina the Grey Tortoiseshell Cat laying on the arm of the big couch and doing a big ol' stretch, showing off her fuzzy belly and stretching out her murder mittens to full extension. Bonny the Tabby Mama Cat, Honeybean the Small Torby Cat, and Clementine the Chonky Tuxedo Cat laying in a cuddle Puddle on the back of the big couch. And now for something completely different, my right hand in a black fiberglass cast, which has my pinkie and ring finger bound together, making a lot of things more difficult this month.
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elle-speaks.from.rehab
Liz needs help now.
Electric due tomorrow (110$) plus needs food money and more!

#emergency #mutualaid #helpfolkslive2025 #maboost
anarchosarcasm.bsky.social
October Needs MA Updated:

$0/$290 Current Storage (LATE)
$0/$110 Electric (10/15)
$0/$60 Water (10/21)
$0/$550 Late Rent
$0/$500 Next Rent
$0/$110 for Food Etc.
$80/$80 Late Storage

PLEASE HELP!

cash.me/LizTheGM
venmo.com/LizTheGM
paypal.me/LizTheGM

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest
MJ the Cowboy Corgi sitting like a good girl and giving everyone her winning smile. Tiny Tina the Grey Tortoiseshell Cat laying on the arm of the big couch and doing a big ol' stretch, showing off her fuzzy belly and stretching out her murder mittens to full extension. Bonny the Tabby Mama Cat, Honeybean the Small Torby Cat, and Clementine the Chonky Tuxedo Cat laying in a cuddle Puddle on the back of the big couch. And now for something completely different, my right hand in a black fiberglass cast, which has my pinkie and ring finger bound together, making a lot of things more difficult this month.
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jfruh.bsky.social
say what you will about janet mills's age, but as a politician she's truly unstoppable, by which i mean i've replied STOP three times today to identical fundraising pitches for her, each apparently coming from a different number/superPAC/whatever, but the messages keep coming in
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mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
Could someone please help me get to $50 by 5:30 (it’s 4:30 now)?
mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
Good morning. I have two big bills coming up. Both are due this week:
one tomorrow for $50 and one for $150. I need $200 total, and hope to make that today. If anyone could help, I’d be grateful. Thanks for reading.

PayPal: @MatthewStefon

Venmo: @Matt-Stefon

#MutualAid
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joycewhitevance.bsky.social
If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.
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strandjunker.com
Pretending to the world that you are the president of peace while waging war at home is diabolical.
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mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
Can anyone help with $50 so I can make the one tomorrow?
mattstefonpoems.bsky.social
Good morning. I have two big bills coming up. Both are due this week:
one tomorrow for $50 and one for $150. I need $200 total, and hope to make that today. If anyone could help, I’d be grateful. Thanks for reading.

PayPal: @MatthewStefon

Venmo: @Matt-Stefon

#MutualAid
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thetnholler.bsky.social
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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era-now.bsky.social
Community update! The #plundercats & friends have raised $62 for The Cat Connection so far! They are a great cat Rescue/shelter in Massachusetts. They rescued Piglet so that we could adopt her! 😸
Thank you so much everyone!
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merryrobin.bsky.social
You can win this flag! 🇵🇸

Rules are simple:
1. Follow @fidaaumar.bsky.social
2. Donate: chuffed.org/project/fidaa-umar
$5 for a ticket, $10 for two, and so, or
$20 bundle for 5 tickets.
3. Take a screenshot and submit to the Google form.
4. Last day is Oct 30.
5. Stay tuned in Nov for the winner!
A collage art making the flag of Palestine using little circles with different textures of red, black, white, and green.
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languagenerd24601.bsky.social
What a great way to support Fidaa! 🩷 #MutualAid #HelpSky
merryrobin.bsky.social
You can win this flag! 🇵🇸

Rules are simple:
1. Follow @fidaaumar.bsky.social
2. Donate: chuffed.org/project/fidaa-umar
$5 for a ticket, $10 for two, and so, or
$20 bundle for 5 tickets.
3. Take a screenshot and submit to the Google form.
4. Last day is Oct 30.
5. Stay tuned in Nov for the winner!
A collage art making the flag of Palestine using little circles with different textures of red, black, white, and green.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Regarding the news today, all I have to say for now is... subscribe to The Onion. Thank you for believing in us and thank you for your patience.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
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theathletic.com
The Mariners are two wins away from their first World Series appearance EVER ‼️
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junoryleejournalism.com
Oh shit. Hey can I have some money for cat litter ?

I need to change the litter box but am all out of litter