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pumpkin spice lerrrtte ☕️🍂 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 2d

Today is her day

Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 No, I'm not afraid to disappear
The billboard said, "The end is near"
I turned around, there was nothing there
Yeah, I guess the end is here 🎶

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RAMONA SLICK 🍒 @ramonaslick.bsky.social · 2d

Heeeeerrrrreeeeee’s Mommy! 🪓

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 2d

This is how I feel about Christmas season every year

Angela scaring Dwight meme from The Office

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 2d

Crate queen 👑

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 3d

Blessed be the queer poets 📖💕 @ the Leather Archives & Museum

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 3d

I must admit, I HATE the 2018 version of Prepper Laurie, absolutely all wrong for the character, so I prefer the movie that barely focuses on her lol

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 3d

I love a bold list! Which is why mine is:
1. OG
2. III
3. H20
4. II
5. 4
6. 5
7. Kills
8. 6 Producer’s Cut
9. Zombie II
10. Zombie I
11. 2018
12. Ends
13. 6 OG
14. Resurrection

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 4d

Forgot about this absolute gem of a mashup: youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?... 🎃

Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Ghostbusters By Ray Parker Jr.

YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4d

Doing a worst haircut in Chicago contest and no matter who shows up and gets the most support simply declaring Greg bovino the winner

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 4d

‘Oh Debra…’

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 4d

‘Oh Debra’

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 4d

The British royal family is taking a more hardline stance against sex predators than the US government

Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 4d

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 4d

Happy birthday @jimmymoop.bsky.social - love you, enjoy the show! 💕

Ian @jimmymoop.bsky.social · 4d

Sitting in @maxbever.bsky.social’s seat at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social thanks my friend ^_^

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taber @kvetch.gay · 4d

my white whale of drugs, I have said it before and I will consistently say it, quaaludes are the one drug that has eluded me my entire life and I need to be provided access to quaaludes ASAP, I have some movies that I need to understand

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · Jul 17

why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 4d

david byrne shitting on ice agents was the clear best part of the show tonight but this was a close second

projected text behind the band reading “make america gay again”

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 4d

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 4d

Pre-bday concert for @jimmymoop.bsky.social 🎶🥁🎸

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 7d

Janelle Monáe graces the cover of Paper Magazine.

📸: Pol Kurucz

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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 5d

The image is a six panel black and white comic

Panel 1 - A person is seen standing, looking down at something

Panel 2- A cat lays sleeping at the persons feet in a sun beam

Panel 3- "You really enjoy that huh"

Panel 4- The person lays down next to the cat in the sunbeam

Panel 5- "Alright this is kinda ni-"

Panel 6- The person is now also asleep next to the cat.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 6d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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Zack 💕🎞️ @zackpaslay.bsky.social · 25d

My first time programming a movie musical!!!!!!!!!!! So excited to share this bold, wacky film with our audiences at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. This film was HUGE for me in 2007 (I’ve been lovingly calling it “baby’s first ‘weird’ movie”)!

Tickets on sale NOW: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

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Max Bever @maxbever.bsky.social · 6d

And the crowd goes wild!

a woman is clapping her hands and smiling in a crowd

ALT: a woman is clapping her hands and smiling in a crowd

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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 6d

Border Patrol's Greg Bovino likes to say his agents are welcomed by 99 percent of people in Chicago but as they drive around the city, they're met with constant shouts of "get the fuck out of here!"

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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 6d

Greg Bovino claiming ICE has been welcomed by most Chicagoans

Classic Nathan Fielder tweet focused on a selfie where he’s smiling, clearly standing by himself, captioned “Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.”

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