matcha
@notmatcha.bsky.social
doing a thuper good job
26, he / they, chi
26, he / they, chi
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matcha
@notmatcha.bsky.social
· Mar 21
I love big burly men with incredibly gay voices
why are y’all making accounts on a new social media platform. I thought we agreed this was the last one
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
why are y’all making accounts on a new social media platform. I thought we agreed this was the last one
“Lord, I am not worthy to enter under thy roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed” was the equivalent of groveling at the foot of your lover for just a crumb of pussy
"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 PM
“Lord, I am not worthy to enter under thy roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed” was the equivalent of groveling at the foot of your lover for just a crumb of pussy
why is the F1 soundtrack actually good…
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
why is the F1 soundtrack actually good…
no shade but if you have an exact 1:1 ratio on Instagram I assume you’re not stable
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
no shade but if you have an exact 1:1 ratio on Instagram I assume you’re not stable
slowly starting to mimic the 💪 emoji
January 26, 2026 at 12:49 AM
slowly starting to mimic the 💪 emoji
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proud of these boys, wish it weren't pushing my mondo hog further down the page but this is more important
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
proud of these boys, wish it weren't pushing my mondo hog further down the page but this is more important
it is pretty, but not all y'all get to see it
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 PM
it is pretty, but not all y'all get to see it
some of you are very hot with very dumb opinions
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
some of you are very hot with very dumb opinions
every fcf I’m reminded that I could definitely take all of my bloomfs. if they politely asked anyways
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
every fcf I’m reminded that I could definitely take all of my bloomfs. if they politely asked anyways
what if 2026 was the year I made an alt
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
what if 2026 was the year I made an alt
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“get a load of this guy” I’M TRYING
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 PM
“get a load of this guy” I’M TRYING
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
am I wearing the correct uniform for the Bears game
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
am I wearing the correct uniform for the Bears game
someone stole my credit card info and used it to buy something off QVC earlier this week. I’m choosing to believe this is what they bought
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
someone stole my credit card info and used it to buy something off QVC earlier this week. I’m choosing to believe this is what they bought
give me a call if u ever get lonely……….
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
give me a call if u ever get lonely……….
gay men will be mad at this then will turn around and stan a pop girlie who voted for Trump
🚨 Harry Styles announces new album ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.’
Out March 6th.
Out March 6th.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
gay men will be mad at this then will turn around and stan a pop girlie who voted for Trump
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
most overacted performance of the year. was hard to watch, very surprised he’s being rewarded for it
Timothée Chalamet wins Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy for Marty Supreme 🏆
#GoldenGlobes
#GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
most overacted performance of the year. was hard to watch, very surprised he’s being rewarded for it
the Bears have a heated rivalry with the Packers… makes you think
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the Bears have a heated rivalry with the Packers… makes you think
alright, I’ll be vulnerable
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
alright, I’ll be vulnerable
I made a joke on TikTok about getting hit on by a twink and they refuse to believe that I’m good looking enough to get hit on at a bar. I just have to laugh lmao
January 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I made a joke on TikTok about getting hit on by a twink and they refuse to believe that I’m good looking enough to get hit on at a bar. I just have to laugh lmao
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I wish for a world where Minneapolis does not have to repeatedly be a flashpoint for the most grotesque acts of fascist state violence. My heart breaks for the people of a city that deserves more than taxpayer-funded knees on necks and federal bullets through windshields.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I wish for a world where Minneapolis does not have to repeatedly be a flashpoint for the most grotesque acts of fascist state violence. My heart breaks for the people of a city that deserves more than taxpayer-funded knees on necks and federal bullets through windshields.
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on