Maximillius
@maximillius.bsky.social
Sometimes lacking all conviction, sometimes full of passionate intensity (25)
Get off my lunch break only to be told that everything is down again so uhhhhhhh guess I’m spinning in circles in my chair for the afternoon
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Get off my lunch break only to be told that everything is down again so uhhhhhhh guess I’m spinning in circles in my chair for the afternoon
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
What nobody warned me about before I got into the nba is that I’d periodically find myself singing “lemon pepper wings”
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
What nobody warned me about before I got into the nba is that I’d periodically find myself singing “lemon pepper wings”
My only opinion on the Castellanos thing is he needs to be active on someone’s big league roster until the end of the current admin
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My only opinion on the Castellanos thing is he needs to be active on someone’s big league roster until the end of the current admin
Not sure I’ll go so far as to say that I like curling but it sure is interesting to learn about
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Not sure I’ll go so far as to say that I like curling but it sure is interesting to learn about
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DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting https://theonion.com/draftkings-introduces-in-dream-betting/
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting https://theonion.com/draftkings-introduces-in-dream-betting/
Kon “Temüjin” Knueppel
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Kon “Temüjin” Knueppel
This pistons-hornets game is off to a pretty exciting start I gotta say
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This pistons-hornets game is off to a pretty exciting start I gotta say
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Trust The Plan
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Trust The Plan
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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Patriots fans telling everyone tonight that they didn't expect to even get this far, they are just thrilled to have such a promising season in the first place
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Patriots fans telling everyone tonight that they didn't expect to even get this far, they are just thrilled to have such a promising season in the first place
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Darnold stockholders
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Darnold stockholders
He truly is the GEQBUS
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
He truly is the GEQBUS
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Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
That Stafford MVP win over Maye is aging like a fine wine right now
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
That Stafford MVP win over Maye is aging like a fine wine right now
I think those proclamations of the rebirth of the dynasty were a bit premature
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think those proclamations of the rebirth of the dynasty were a bit premature
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It is his time now
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
It is his time now
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In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
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The concept of buying food off temu
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The concept of buying food off temu
Not great but also straight bars from that newspaper
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Not great but also straight bars from that newspaper
The bucks not trading Giannis so he and Ant could lead the charge to that third consecutive WCF is further proof of the inherent barbarity that pervades “Wisconsin”
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The bucks not trading Giannis so he and Ant could lead the charge to that third consecutive WCF is further proof of the inherent barbarity that pervades “Wisconsin”
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