Maximillius
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Sometimes lacking all conviction, sometimes full of passionate intensity (25)
A lot of bullshit obviously but like he goes to Mets games in Mets gear and is on record about how much he hates the Yankees so let’s not pretend that’s a fucking mystery
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A lot of bullshit obviously but like he goes to Mets games in Mets gear and is on record about how much he hates the Yankees so let’s not pretend that’s a fucking mystery
Imagine being a goddamn Tent Baalke defender now. I mean it hasn’t made sense for years but come the fuck on
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Imagine being a goddamn Tent Baalke defender now. I mean it hasn’t made sense for years but come the fuck on
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for the 40 thousandth anniversary of the imperium of man we are doing webway. for tens of thousands of years planetary governors have wanted webway. and we're finally doing it. we're doing webway and we're doing it very strongly
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
for the 40 thousandth anniversary of the imperium of man we are doing webway. for tens of thousands of years planetary governors have wanted webway. and we're finally doing it. we're doing webway and we're doing it very strongly
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portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
Merry Christmas to Will Reichard and Brian Flores only
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Merry Christmas to Will Reichard and Brian Flores only
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gentle reminder this christmas eve that we can ill afford another klendathu
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
gentle reminder this christmas eve that we can ill afford another klendathu
He’s blue for an amazing reason
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He’s blue for an amazing reason
The business of Bulgaria is business
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The business of Bulgaria is business
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Inshallah this is the year we finally destroy that hyperborean interloper colloquially known as "Santa Claus"
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Inshallah this is the year we finally destroy that hyperborean interloper colloquially known as "Santa Claus"
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If you're unsure whether you're insane, you can always see if your name is recorded in the Book of the Insane
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're unsure whether you're insane, you can always see if your name is recorded in the Book of the Insane
It’s not slandering any more if they bench him!
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s not slandering any more if they bench him!
Enjoying a simulacra breakfast (Oreo flavored protein bar)
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Enjoying a simulacra breakfast (Oreo flavored protein bar)
Expanding from my vast plethora of sandwich opinions to a new field: soups
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Expanding from my vast plethora of sandwich opinions to a new field: soups
Loving these aggressive calls
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Loving these aggressive calls
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There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
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JJ gotta learn the enemy's gate is down, not up
He was trying to bat it down if it matters 😆
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
JJ gotta learn the enemy's gate is down, not up
Rivers legacy drive morphing into a Darnold legacy drive
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Rivers legacy drive morphing into a Darnold legacy drive
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FUCKING AGAIN
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
FUCKING AGAIN
Alright Rivers what’s that two minute drill look like
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Alright Rivers what’s that two minute drill look like
They sure don’t name people „Chlodwig Carl Viktor Fürst zu Hohenlohe-Schillingsfürst, Prinz von Ratibor und von Corvey“ anymore
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They sure don’t name people „Chlodwig Carl Viktor Fürst zu Hohenlohe-Schillingsfürst, Prinz von Ratibor und von Corvey“ anymore
Alas for poor Victor Emanuel III he was born too soon to be a Wikipedia editor
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Alas for poor Victor Emanuel III he was born too soon to be a Wikipedia editor
A side of piracy to go with the executions, how lovely
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A side of piracy to go with the executions, how lovely