Max C. 🇵🇸
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Edging ever so close to an artificially inflated 6,000 follower milestone because Gazan people are repeatedly setting up accounts trying to reach me. I am so sorry, but it's gotten to a point where I have to block them again. I will continue to do the best I can to help Palestinians in need, though.
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Jacques le French Fries
Walkers French Fries
1997-1998
French chef gull Jacques caused a ruckus in Walkersville by loudly nibbling crunchy French Fries. Despite the racket, he was welcomed into the Snackshack Pack by the Quaverheads and the Monster Munch monsters, who assisted him with his cooking.
Walkers French Fries
1997-1998
French chef gull Jacques caused a ruckus in Walkersville by loudly nibbling crunchy French Fries. Despite the racket, he was welcomed into the Snackshack Pack by the Quaverheads and the Monster Munch monsters, who assisted him with his cooking.
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Jacques le French Fries
Walkers French Fries
1997-1998
French chef gull Jacques caused a ruckus in Walkersville by loudly nibbling crunchy French Fries. Despite the racket, he was welcomed into the Snackshack Pack by the Quaverheads and the Monster Munch monsters, who assisted him with his cooking.
Walkers French Fries
1997-1998
French chef gull Jacques caused a ruckus in Walkersville by loudly nibbling crunchy French Fries. Despite the racket, he was welcomed into the Snackshack Pack by the Quaverheads and the Monster Munch monsters, who assisted him with his cooking.
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i think i may have actually killed a guy
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i think i may have actually killed a guy
Teddy is finally beginning to understand movie theatres
Netflix boss Ted Sarandos now claims they will keep 45-day theatrical windows for Warner Bros movies
“I’m giving you a hard number … we’re competitive people — we want to win. I want to win opening weekend. I want to win box office”
(via NY Times)
“I’m giving you a hard number … we’re competitive people — we want to win. I want to win opening weekend. I want to win box office”
(via NY Times)
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Teddy is finally beginning to understand movie theatres
You can tell we’re in a dystopia because for the first time ever, they’ve stopped producing smooth Branston pickle
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
You can tell we’re in a dystopia because for the first time ever, they’ve stopped producing smooth Branston pickle
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talk about failing the bechdel test
I read an interview today where Alison Bechdel talked about using chatGPT for a panel of her recent comic -- she prompted it and copied the results -- and I still don't know what to do with that. It genuinely feels in moments like this like so many of our art elders are failing us.
Catching up with what James Gurney, the Dinotopia artist, is up to these days. Pathetic.
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
talk about failing the bechdel test
please, just..........stop wasting time............un-ban me from uploading videos already
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
please, just..........stop wasting time............un-ban me from uploading videos already
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Bean St. Kids
Heinz
1987-1988
Heinz's short-lived children's beans-and-meat range took after Beano comics of yore, particularly the Bash Street Kids, and saw a gang of young rebels - drawn by Oscar Grillo - defending their hangout spot Kath's Cafe from slimy gentrifiers with weirdly racist designs.
Heinz
1987-1988
Heinz's short-lived children's beans-and-meat range took after Beano comics of yore, particularly the Bash Street Kids, and saw a gang of young rebels - drawn by Oscar Grillo - defending their hangout spot Kath's Cafe from slimy gentrifiers with weirdly racist designs.
![Comic featuring the Bean St. Kids and the team of villains plotting to overthrow their street for fun, including:
- Horace Highrise - shouting at the top of this comic "I hate them kids I do!" - a comically evil businessman with a pointy moustache, yellow skin, black hair, narrow glasses............and very specific-looking big teeth.
- his rich kid son Horatio, who likewise looks an awful lot like a racist East Asian stereotype
- their pink dog, Duggery
- their light-skinned, big-nosed, babyface big boy henchman in a winter outfit, Skull
Panel 1:
"It's tea time in Bean St. And Horace Highrise is hatching another evil plot"
Horace: [holding a key] "Hee hee hee!"
Panel 2:
"As the gang soon find out..."
Banger: "Oh no! Horace Highrise has locked up Kath's Caff!"
Chickita: "No new Heinz Beans and Chickbits ever again!"
Panel 3:
Sid: "Not necessarily..."
Sid reveals a spare can inside his jacket.
Chickita: "Great! But where are we going to eat them?"
Panel 4:
Cans: "I know just the place!"
Cans directs them to a sheltered work bench by the roadworks, the only thing he was ever able to do.
Panel 5:
"Several plates of Heinz Beans and Chickbits later"
The gang gathers at the bench, finishing their plates of Beans and Chickbits.
Banger: "Okay how do we get that key?"
Chickita: "💡 Got it! C'mon gang!"
Panel 6:
WHOOOSH! Chickita skates past Horace, giving him a fright.
Chickita: "Boo!"
"So Chickita distracts Horace, while Beefy..."
Panel 7:
"― sneaks into..."
Panel 8:
"the Demolisher..."
VROOM!
Panel 9:
"And then"
Beefy hooks a furiously babbling Horace using his black demolition vehicle, the key from earlier and his money falling out of his pockets.
Beefy: "Catch Chickita!"
Panel 10:
Chickita catches the key.
"Hooray!"
Banger: "Horace isn't so high and mighty now!"
Panel 11:
Chickita: "Look out for more adventures on the 450g tins!"
"You can't beat the Bean St Kids.
No artificial colour or preservative" [sic]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:75be2s2746zv5z7y63hus7l2/bafkreiel7okrbdp26rlguzlbmyopmmmjuetofme6e2kwjcpwtdvexvksly@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Bean St. Kids
Heinz
1987-1988
Heinz's short-lived children's beans-and-meat range took after Beano comics of yore, particularly the Bash Street Kids, and saw a gang of young rebels - drawn by Oscar Grillo - defending their hangout spot Kath's Cafe from slimy gentrifiers with weirdly racist designs.
Heinz
1987-1988
Heinz's short-lived children's beans-and-meat range took after Beano comics of yore, particularly the Bash Street Kids, and saw a gang of young rebels - drawn by Oscar Grillo - defending their hangout spot Kath's Cafe from slimy gentrifiers with weirdly racist designs.
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When I startle anyone following me by sharing/interacting with drawings of fat girls on main
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
When I startle anyone following me by sharing/interacting with drawings of fat girls on main
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Urgent appeal from Gaza to save the lives of my family of 6 members. We are devastated and homeless. Our tent was destroyed by the storm. We desperately need your donation and support to buy a tent to live in
chuffed.org/project/1580...
chuffed.org/project/1580...
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Urgent appeal from Gaza to save the lives of my family of 6 members. We are devastated and homeless. Our tent was destroyed by the storm. We desperately need your donation and support to buy a tent to live in
chuffed.org/project/1580...
chuffed.org/project/1580...
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Cool that the Epstein files finally got released but we legally can’t see the whole things so the pedo president gets to do another war
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Cool that the Epstein files finally got released but we legally can’t see the whole things so the pedo president gets to do another war
[I, an autistic person who feels it necessary to collect as much coins and items in a single level as possible, starts playing Donkey Kong Bananza]
Oh, lord. I am going to spend *way* too long on this game
Oh, lord. I am going to spend *way* too long on this game
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
[I, an autistic person who feels it necessary to collect as much coins and items in a single level as possible, starts playing Donkey Kong Bananza]
Oh, lord. I am going to spend *way* too long on this game
Oh, lord. I am going to spend *way* too long on this game
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I have met so many Dans, and female Dans, and they always blow my mind
![[Scene is a SCIENCE RESEARCH FACILITY where two white coated scientists are standing at a desk of instruments and controls in front of a one way mirroe, looking at a mocked-up drinks party scene in the next room. In that room is a man named Dan and a woman, holding glasses of wine and apparently having a conversation. Dan, however, has a hi tech helmet strapped to his head, with wires extruding from it and leading to the instruments next door. Dan when we see him close up has a slightly dull expression and is droning on, while the lady listens, smiling politely].
[Scientists looking through the glass]
SCIENTIST 1:
And is this one of your patients?
SCIENTIST 2:
Yes
SCIENTIST 1:
This is Dan.
Dan was born completely incapable of asking people about themselves at parties.
DAN [close up, droning on while the woman listens]:
...So yeah 1 like implement creative solutions... and I work with clients to design a... and I'm writing a novel about like this guy...
SCIENTIST 1 [Looking at a screen showing Dan's brain with a hole in the middle]:
As you can see, despite talking about himself for the past two hours, the part of the brain which gives a toss about other people's lives shows no activity at all.
SCIENTIST 1 [bending over a microphone on the desk and pressing the intercom button]:
Dan...
Ask the lady... what her job is.
[Dan pauses.]
[Dan continues to pause]
DAN:
What's your job.
LADY [smiling humbly]:
Oh, I'm a murderer?
Well, contract killer, you know, haha...
[Show dan, silent]
[Show lady, smiling, waiting for a response]
[Show dan, still silent]
[Show Dan, slowly opening his mouth to speak
DAN:
And-
[But Dan falls silent again]
[Show Lady looking slightly desperate now, silently willing him to continue]
[Still nothing from Dan. But then...]
DAN:
...And yeah part of my job is I coordinate media content to across platforms to create -
SCIENTIST 1:
Fascinating
SCIENTIST 2:
Isn't it
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreifme2zqevh4ylssa6ig2rwsiexw66rgxgc7d3sixfo6vz4oaxh34e@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I have met so many Dans, and female Dans, and they always blow my mind
Hell yeah Dunesday, it's Dune's day, the day where everybody goes to see Dune Part 3
and not the other movie
Seriously just see that one, it'll be so funny if the other one underperforms
and not the other movie
Seriously just see that one, it'll be so funny if the other one underperforms
Robert Downey Jr. and Timothée Chalamet on ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’ releasing the same day:
“We both have films opening on December 18th, and we decided to coin a name for it... We’re thinking ‘Dunesday'"
🎥 timotheenation
“We both have films opening on December 18th, and we decided to coin a name for it... We’re thinking ‘Dunesday'"
🎥 timotheenation
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Hell yeah Dunesday, it's Dune's day, the day where everybody goes to see Dune Part 3
and not the other movie
Seriously just see that one, it'll be so funny if the other one underperforms
and not the other movie
Seriously just see that one, it'll be so funny if the other one underperforms
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January 4, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I think my enjoyment was hindered by all the chatter going on in front of me and also the incredibly disorganised folk in the room, but I can't deny Nia's contemplative eye for pathos and setting has stuck with me. Hopefully a rewatch under better circumstances will help me see this in a new light
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I think my enjoyment was hindered by all the chatter going on in front of me and also the incredibly disorganised folk in the room, but I can't deny Nia's contemplative eye for pathos and setting has stuck with me. Hopefully a rewatch under better circumstances will help me see this in a new light
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Malcolm the Mountie
Labatt's
1988-1996
Tony Slattery played a steadfast Mountie for Labatt's in the UK, paying homage to the Hollywood Mountie and leaning into the zany toon spirit of Dudley Do-Right. But Mounties do not drink on the job, thus the RCMP had the ads pulled under fear of exploitation.
Labatt's
1988-1996
Tony Slattery played a steadfast Mountie for Labatt's in the UK, paying homage to the Hollywood Mountie and leaning into the zany toon spirit of Dudley Do-Right. But Mounties do not drink on the job, thus the RCMP had the ads pulled under fear of exploitation.
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Malcolm the Mountie
Labatt's
1988-1996
Tony Slattery played a steadfast Mountie for Labatt's in the UK, paying homage to the Hollywood Mountie and leaning into the zany toon spirit of Dudley Do-Right. But Mounties do not drink on the job, thus the RCMP had the ads pulled under fear of exploitation.
Labatt's
1988-1996
Tony Slattery played a steadfast Mountie for Labatt's in the UK, paying homage to the Hollywood Mountie and leaning into the zany toon spirit of Dudley Do-Right. But Mounties do not drink on the job, thus the RCMP had the ads pulled under fear of exploitation.
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