MaybeBard
@maybebard.bsky.social
Immaculate Vibes Only. All tweets and ideas are my own. BLM. he/they. Attorney. Huskies & Sounders & spurs.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
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Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite
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Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025.
You suckers
You suckers
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025.
You suckers
You suckers
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The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations ft.trib.al/H1vYT7B
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations
Files released by US Department of Justice detailed his relationship with the child sex offender
ft.trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
I know Lange is at least moderately full of horseshit but holy shit why the FUCK are Spurs doubling down on two sporting directors AND having a DoF? What if we did something normal that successful clubs do instead?
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I know Lange is at least moderately full of horseshit but holy shit why the FUCK are Spurs doubling down on two sporting directors AND having a DoF? What if we did something normal that successful clubs do instead?
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Be so fr… it’s basically math
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Be so fr… it’s basically math
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
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These dipshits love to frame things as a binary choice between letting them do whatever they want, or the total annihilation of the human race.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
These dipshits love to frame things as a binary choice between letting them do whatever they want, or the total annihilation of the human race.
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Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
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No masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
No masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion.
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Whoever said it was “bad faith” to assume democrats would do this every single time owes me, personally, an apology. Whoever you are you dumb geek
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Whoever said it was “bad faith” to assume democrats would do this every single time owes me, personally, an apology. Whoever you are you dumb geek
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Chuck Schumer To Negotiate Rules For Armed Racist Mercenaries In Exchange For Funding Armed Racist Mercenaries
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Chuck Schumer To Negotiate Rules For Armed Racist Mercenaries In Exchange For Funding Armed Racist Mercenaries
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.
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STOP talking shit about 2028 Democratic presidential primary candidates:
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
February 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
STOP talking shit about 2028 Democratic presidential primary candidates:
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
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Ah, yes. The famously woke Cato Institute.
Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
February 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Ah, yes. The famously woke Cato Institute.
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Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
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At the moment, I'm regrettably not having cappuccinos and croissants in a quaint café in Vienna, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well.”
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
At the moment, I'm regrettably not having cappuccinos and croissants in a quaint café in Vienna, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well.”
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I'll settle for the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl but what I really want is the Seahawks to win the Super Bowl on a terrible call that still upsets fans of the other team 20 years later
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I'll settle for the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl but what I really want is the Seahawks to win the Super Bowl on a terrible call that still upsets fans of the other team 20 years later
It’s an album with ridiculously good memories from youth associated with it, too. Basically a cheat code for having a fun time
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It’s an album with ridiculously good memories from youth associated with it, too. Basically a cheat code for having a fun time
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This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.
Completely agree. From under the cork tree is one of my absolute all timers
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Completely agree. From under the cork tree is one of my absolute all timers
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If you’re in high school and want to organize a righteous walkout:
You need a group too big to easily put in detention, one or more sympathetic reporters, and a solid plan with clear timing. Anyone who tries to stop you will look like an asshole
You need a group too big to easily put in detention, one or more sympathetic reporters, and a solid plan with clear timing. Anyone who tries to stop you will look like an asshole
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
If you’re in high school and want to organize a righteous walkout:
You need a group too big to easily put in detention, one or more sympathetic reporters, and a solid plan with clear timing. Anyone who tries to stop you will look like an asshole
You need a group too big to easily put in detention, one or more sympathetic reporters, and a solid plan with clear timing. Anyone who tries to stop you will look like an asshole