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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28d

before: i hate myself
after: nope, that wasn't it

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · Sep 25

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · Sep 26

you are about to see the nation’s beer distributors—aka “the toughest lobby you’ve never heard of”—lose their fucking minds

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · Sep 26

* TRUMP ADMINISTRATION RESTRICTING COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSES FOR NON-U.S. CITIZENS, USDOT SAYS

@reuters.com

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Sep 26

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 26

Here's to hoping!

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 26

A lot of my medications are made in Ireland so this is Very Cool and Not Worrying for me and millions of other people

ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · Sep 26

The United States will impose a 100 per cent tariff on imports of branded or patented pharmaceutical products from October 1, unless a pharmaceutical company is building a manufacturing plant in the US.

Breaking: Donald Trump imposes 100 per cent tariff on pharmaceuticals from October 1

The United States will impose a 100 per cent tariff on imports of branded or patented pharmaceutical products from October 1, unless a pharmaceutical company is building a manufacturing plant in the US.

www.abc.net.au

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 26

This man really went "yanno I haven't heard the audience cry enough yet time to cover "Dancing In The Dark"

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Jay 🌲 @telekitnetic.bsky.social · Sep 25

Patience 🕷️ Fortitude 🐝 Grace 🦋

#hollowknight #silksong #formline #telekitneticart

A formline design where the base shape is the mask of Hornet from Hollow Knight. Inside the mask is the formline designs- the torso of a spider across the lower face area, clutching an egg with infection droplets trailing down beneath the eyes. On the mask's left horn is a butterfly trailing upwards, with a chrysalis at the tip. On the mask's right horn is a hornet trailing upwards, with a larvae at the tip. The mask is off-white/pale yellow, and the formline designs range in shades from a light orange at the bottom, to a pale to dark salmon in the middle, to a bright red at the top.

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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · Sep 26

Your rabbis were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…
@theradr.bsky.social

Post from Ms. Lis (mslis.bsky.social):

Can I use the dinosaur as one wall of a sukkah?

Reply from Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (theradr.bsky.social):

Yes! (In all caps.) She also posted a link to Tractate Sukkah 23a.

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 25

First time I've ever gone to see a band more than once. Philly vibes were excellent and many thanks to the couple beside me who were willing to switch with me so I could see better

Vessel from Sleep Token playing the keyboard

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 25

Bud I'm going to ask you to look up James Marion Sims before you come back with more BS like this

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 21

If you've ever worked a job where customers have shown up to bother you when you were obviously off the clock, then you should understand why it's inappropriate to approach Sleep Token members when they're just part of the crowd at a festival.

Did you understand nothing from Caramel?

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Sep 20

I went from getting nonstop transphobic comments in my replies and multiple death threats a week to none after moving from Twitter to bluesky.

Shadi Hamid @shadihamid.bsky.social · Sep 18

One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 20

Wasn't able to make it to LTL because of Bullshit but on the plus side I will be at the Philly Sleep Token show and I will have bracelets to give. Watch this space closer to the date and leave a comment if you're going to the Philly Ritual.

Vessel of Sleep Token holding a sword with a screenshot of a text box from Tumblr:

"I think ultimately you become whoever would have saved you that time no one did.
"I ask God to send a swordsman/and God says "look at your hands"."
Sometimes I really believe it, that I
am going to
save my life
a little."

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · Sep 20

Random youtube video about the liberation of Nazi camps... and then they show this picture clearly not from the 1940s.
(It's from 1968, you'd think a youtube history channel would notice!)

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · Sep 15

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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · Sep 15

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · Sep 15

The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration

Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes

ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

The Trump White House Is Trying to Price Law Students Out of Public Service

A proposed Department of Education rule would make borrowers ineligible for loan forgiveness if the administration doesn’t approve of their work.

ballsandstrikes.org

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Lu Luwha @luwha.bsky.social · Sep 12

✨Commissions are open (Posting again because the link to the ToS was broken😭)✨

✨7 slots!

Also open on VGEN!
Sketch sheets do not charge extra for extra characters!

Forms: forms.gle/R7JGFhcwREzB...
Vgen: vgen.co/Luwha
ToS: luwha.carrd.co

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Hunting Poem @huntingpoem.bsky.social · Sep 12

Jezebel says they paid for the "shit your pants" spell, among others. So i can only assume this did it

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 12

Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF

Alt: Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · Sep 12

Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered.

And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Sep 11

Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.

I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.

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Rine @rine.bsky.social · Sep 12

As much as I appreciate people trying to suss out the whole bullet marking thing and how they made the mistake, Occam's Razor:

They're lying, they're lying because they want to rile people up for a Day of the Rope. The administration lies, and lies badly.

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Adam Cochran @adamscochran.bsky.social · Sep 11

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In case you were wondering why the incorrect rumor of “trans activist” and “fascist symbols” on ammo started, it’s because arrows and initials are common ways manufacturers stamp ammo.

Including “TRN” the ironsight and a direction broad arrow:

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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · Sep 12

It did say it would be fast!

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