MB Wallis
@mbwallis.bsky.social
Just a fledgling writer trying to make sense of this broken world.
If it weren't for guys like Carney, I would believe a complete lack of knowledge and understanding of how *anything* works was a prerequisite to entering politics.
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If it weren't for guys like Carney, I would believe a complete lack of knowledge and understanding of how *anything* works was a prerequisite to entering politics.
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Anyone who thinks the trans panic is about protecting women hasn't been paying attention.
My insurance company just sent me a letter saying they will stop covering two of my prescriptions because they are ‘not medically necessary’. Which ones?
1. My testosterone, because I am not a man
2. My menopause meds for hot flashes because, after all, women should just deal with it.
1. My testosterone, because I am not a man
2. My menopause meds for hot flashes because, after all, women should just deal with it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Anyone who thinks the trans panic is about protecting women hasn't been paying attention.
This is likely to be the most thought out shitpost in existence.
ALMOST EVERYTHING about penguins is cute.
There is *one exception*: they are champion poop producers. Specifically, they would win the long-distance contest.
Humboldt penguins can propel poop well over twice their own height (picture is unrelated).
Warning: thread contains penguin defecation.
There is *one exception*: they are champion poop producers. Specifically, they would win the long-distance contest.
Humboldt penguins can propel poop well over twice their own height (picture is unrelated).
Warning: thread contains penguin defecation.
a group of penguins standing on top of a pile of ice .
Alt: a group of penguins standing on top of a pile of ice . One suddenly steps on thin ice and faceplants into soft spot, disappearing beneath the water.
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is likely to be the most thought out shitpost in existence.
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This past weekend we had dinner with our friend who is a Sbux union leader. She clued me into 3 things.
Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years.
Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US.
Shareholders are demanding they settle.
Keep boycotting.
Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years.
Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US.
Shareholders are demanding they settle.
Keep boycotting.
Starbucks spent years trying to become an inescapable storefront on the streets of New York, Los Angeles and other big cities in America. Now that’s coming to an end. https://cnn.it/4q8AJ6D
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This past weekend we had dinner with our friend who is a Sbux union leader. She clued me into 3 things.
Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years.
Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US.
Shareholders are demanding they settle.
Keep boycotting.
Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years.
Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US.
Shareholders are demanding they settle.
Keep boycotting.
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MTG is an evil Nazi. They are all evil Nazis. She would gladly send you to a camp. They all would. That's the end game. You can add sugar to dog shit all you want but don't waste your time telling me to try it. Fuck off. My grandfather killed Nazis in WWII. Some of us read history books.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
MTG is an evil Nazi. They are all evil Nazis. She would gladly send you to a camp. They all would. That's the end game. You can add sugar to dog shit all you want but don't waste your time telling me to try it. Fuck off. My grandfather killed Nazis in WWII. Some of us read history books.
Crayola doing people dirty with the pencil crayon sizes...
Sharpen it three times and you can't even hold it properly.
Sharpen it three times and you can't even hold it properly.
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Crayola doing people dirty with the pencil crayon sizes...
Sharpen it three times and you can't even hold it properly.
Sharpen it three times and you can't even hold it properly.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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Covering for the pedophile fuhrer.
Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Covering for the pedophile fuhrer.
Perfect example of how big Lularoe was at their peak.
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Perfect example of how big Lularoe was at their peak.
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
To the surprise of no one, the DOJ have released their Color of the Year.
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
To the surprise of no one, the DOJ have released their Color of the Year.
For those who practice, Happy Epstein Files release day!
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
For those who practice, Happy Epstein Files release day!
Where there are predators, there is a whisper network.
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Where there are predators, there is a whisper network.
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fuck you Pink News
Trans men can now join the Women’s Institute under new policy
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trans men can now join the Women's Institute under new policy
The Women's Institute's new policy banning trans women will allow men to join despite being a gender-exclusive organisation.
www.thepinknews.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
fuck you Pink News
Who did Ethan Hawke piss off to get this pairing?
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Who did Ethan Hawke piss off to get this pairing?
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"We pay our writers because we believe every one of their stories have value and worth."
Why we need prison journalism | Shaheen Pasha | TEDxPSU
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"We pay our writers because we believe every one of their stories have value and worth."
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One point that may have been lost: I’ve never seen this ad before.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
Listening to Mexican folk music on Youtube and they're running this horrible ad urging people to self-deport.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
One point that may have been lost: I’ve never seen this ad before.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It still baffles me that so many political conversations I have boil down to having to explain to someone why they should care about other people.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It still baffles me that so many political conversations I have boil down to having to explain to someone why they should care about other people.
Stephen Miller is seen here retelling the story of his investments using bunnies to appear less evil and slimy.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Stephen Miller owns stock in Palantir — an ICE contractor powering deportations
Pete Thiel’s company has seen its stock surge as it reaped more than $370 million in revenue from Trump-era contracts
www.the-independent.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Stephen Miller is seen here retelling the story of his investments using bunnies to appear less evil and slimy.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Suggested subheading: Are we fucking ourselves into extinction?
Fewer one night stands, more AI lovers: the data behind generation Z’s sex lives
Fewer one night stands, more AI lovers: the data behind generation Z’s sex lives
Shaped by lockdown and two Trump presidencies, gen Z are grappling with a lot in love, dating and the bedroom
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Suggested subheading: Are we fucking ourselves into extinction?
No matter how crappy we think this movie is going to be, I'm confident it will be worse than we're expecting.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No matter how crappy we think this movie is going to be, I'm confident it will be worse than we're expecting.
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Underrated horse feature
a thing that really stuck with me from a historical novel I read years ago was a guy leaving a tavern v drunk and getting in his carriage confident that his horse knows the way home
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Underrated horse feature
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
This is a good reminder that there is no "unskilled labour." Look at this guy move!
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is a good reminder that there is no "unskilled labour." Look at this guy move!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM