McBeardie
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Did the President straight up forget to buy Canada and Greenland? The way people sometimes forget to buy coffee when they go grocery shopping?
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Did the President straight up forget to buy Canada and Greenland? The way people sometimes forget to buy coffee when they go grocery shopping?
Trump: *runs on affordability*
Trump: Affordability is a scam
So you’re a scammer. Got it.
Trump: Affordability is a scam
So you’re a scammer. Got it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trump: *runs on affordability*
Trump: Affordability is a scam
So you’re a scammer. Got it.
Trump: Affordability is a scam
So you’re a scammer. Got it.
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they should stop making new leo dicaprio movies
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
they should stop making new leo dicaprio movies
Wow, I completely missed Order 66. This news cycle is too much.
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wow, I completely missed Order 66. This news cycle is too much.
I have 289,080 hours left on the planet
That’s weird
That’s a weird thing
That’s weird
That’s a weird thing
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have 289,080 hours left on the planet
That’s weird
That’s a weird thing
That’s weird
That’s a weird thing
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IDEAS FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS THEY WILL NEVER SEE COMING:
1. Vintage set of dentures (poor condition).
2. Jumbo-sized can of Spam (expiration date: 1997).
3. A tissue box. Just the box (tissues must be purchased separately).
1. Vintage set of dentures (poor condition).
2. Jumbo-sized can of Spam (expiration date: 1997).
3. A tissue box. Just the box (tissues must be purchased separately).
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
IDEAS FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS THEY WILL NEVER SEE COMING:
1. Vintage set of dentures (poor condition).
2. Jumbo-sized can of Spam (expiration date: 1997).
3. A tissue box. Just the box (tissues must be purchased separately).
1. Vintage set of dentures (poor condition).
2. Jumbo-sized can of Spam (expiration date: 1997).
3. A tissue box. Just the box (tissues must be purchased separately).
In every Stranger Things season, a character says they can't tell loved ones what's happening, and it's followed by the aforementioned loved ones falling prey to something that would have been less of an issue had they been told what was going on.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In every Stranger Things season, a character says they can't tell loved ones what's happening, and it's followed by the aforementioned loved ones falling prey to something that would have been less of an issue had they been told what was going on.
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MF'ers finding love on Bluesky.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MF'ers finding love on Bluesky.
Why do I hate oil paint?
Oh, because it killed Bob Ross
Thanks for asking
Oh, because it killed Bob Ross
Thanks for asking
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Why do I hate oil paint?
Oh, because it killed Bob Ross
Thanks for asking
Oh, because it killed Bob Ross
Thanks for asking
That moment when you realize that if you’re a king, you basically ARE the government
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
That moment when you realize that if you’re a king, you basically ARE the government
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This administration is a really bad improv group with performers who don’t really understand humor.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This administration is a really bad improv group with performers who don’t really understand humor.
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Coming up with slogans for selling hats.
Hear me out:
Beanies for Weenies.
Hear me out:
Beanies for Weenies.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Coming up with slogans for selling hats.
Hear me out:
Beanies for Weenies.
Hear me out:
Beanies for Weenies.
I wish I could watch these documentaries about Diddy, but I always get to the part where there was footage of him dragging a woman down a hallway by the hair and it was barely in the news, and I “NOPE” out.
This is our shit. We should be ashamed of what we have eaten.
This is our shit. We should be ashamed of what we have eaten.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I wish I could watch these documentaries about Diddy, but I always get to the part where there was footage of him dragging a woman down a hallway by the hair and it was barely in the news, and I “NOPE” out.
This is our shit. We should be ashamed of what we have eaten.
This is our shit. We should be ashamed of what we have eaten.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Alanis Morisette
Suicide Silence
Yung Gravy
John Williams
The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die
Alanis Morisette
Suicide Silence
Yung Gravy
John Williams
The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
P!nk
fun.
Heart/Led Zeppelin tribute band
Slothrust/Highly Suspect
Shinedown
P!nk
fun.
Heart/Led Zeppelin tribute band
Slothrust/Highly Suspect
Shinedown
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
The Replacements
Lenny Kravitz
Air Supply
Dawes
Bonnie Raitt
The Replacements
Lenny Kravitz
Air Supply
Dawes
Bonnie Raitt
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Alanis Morisette
Suicide Silence
Yung Gravy
John Williams
The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die
Alanis Morisette
Suicide Silence
Yung Gravy
John Williams
The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die
Baby, why don't you come over?
Red wine supernover
Red wine supernover
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Baby, why don't you come over?
Red wine supernover
Red wine supernover
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This moron — next he’s gonna demand his AG dig up Mister Rogers and charge him with woke
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This moron — next he’s gonna demand his AG dig up Mister Rogers and charge him with woke
Masking is just cosplaying likability
I don’t enjoy it and am sometimes overtly asked to be better at it
It’s such a random skill to exalt like that
Some of y’all suck at badminton and I don’t say fuck all
I don’t enjoy it and am sometimes overtly asked to be better at it
It’s such a random skill to exalt like that
Some of y’all suck at badminton and I don’t say fuck all
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Masking is just cosplaying likability
I don’t enjoy it and am sometimes overtly asked to be better at it
It’s such a random skill to exalt like that
Some of y’all suck at badminton and I don’t say fuck all
I don’t enjoy it and am sometimes overtly asked to be better at it
It’s such a random skill to exalt like that
Some of y’all suck at badminton and I don’t say fuck all