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Count Fluffula
@mccanncreates.bsky.social
A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉

#artsky #adhd
In the U.S., MAGA is a virus, a plague. It has spread like Covid and is killing humanity. It has spread through government, law enforcement, our neighborhoods, our schools, and even houses of worship.

We must protect ourselves and others from this disgusting, putrid disease of vile hatred.
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Be a pro at saying…

No.
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Murphy says, “Happy new year.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Happy Holidays!
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Niece (6): Guess what?!

*waiting for something meaningful and life altering*

Niece: I had ice cream.

Kids have life figured out.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You can tell a lot about an idiot as soon as they open their mouth, they’ll save you the trouble of guessing.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I saw that movie. Nope!
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
*extreme Liam Neeson voice*

I have are a very particular set of commemorative spoons. Spoons I have acquired over a very long trip across the country. Spoons that make my wall in my living room a sight to see for people like you.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
To beat or not to beat
my head against the door.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I love making my kids Birthday cards.
#homemade
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A little bday card for youngest.
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
#xmas
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Drawing Count Fluffula rockin’ out for my daughters birthday.

For those about to celebrate a birthday, we salute you!
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me: Did you finish your homework?
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!

Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wax on! Fuck off!
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The universe is so vast it's hard to quantify. The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars and a trillion+ galaxies in the visible universe.

But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Me: Honey! Remember the time I came to visit you in LA & a group of bank robbers took control of your office building & held everyone hostage. Do you remember I was forced to take matters into my own hands?

Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I lost my mind. I feel slimmer.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m old enough to remember when Miley Cyrus skinned Big Bird and wore his carcass on live TV.

Simpler times.
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Shots fired.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cocaine so white it has its own Country song.
cocaine so white it can hail a taxi in NYC
Cocaine so white it got into the country without any problems
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Movie recommendation:
The Life of Chuck

Just watch it.
Don’t ask me questions.
#movies
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Therapist: have you ever stopped to think-

Me: no
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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i think i’m eating your feelings too
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM