Count Fluffula
@mccanncreates.bsky.social
A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉
#artsky #adhd
#artsky #adhd
Happy Holidays!
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy Holidays!
Niece (6): Guess what?!
*waiting for something meaningful and life altering*
Niece: I had ice cream.
Kids have life figured out.
*waiting for something meaningful and life altering*
Niece: I had ice cream.
Kids have life figured out.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Niece (6): Guess what?!
*waiting for something meaningful and life altering*
Niece: I had ice cream.
Kids have life figured out.
*waiting for something meaningful and life altering*
Niece: I had ice cream.
Kids have life figured out.
You can tell a lot about an idiot as soon as they open their mouth, they’ll save you the trouble of guessing.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You can tell a lot about an idiot as soon as they open their mouth, they’ll save you the trouble of guessing.
I saw that movie. Nope!
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I saw that movie. Nope!
*extreme Liam Neeson voice*
I have are a very particular set of commemorative spoons. Spoons I have acquired over a very long trip across the country. Spoons that make my wall in my living room a sight to see for people like you.
I have are a very particular set of commemorative spoons. Spoons I have acquired over a very long trip across the country. Spoons that make my wall in my living room a sight to see for people like you.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
*extreme Liam Neeson voice*
I have are a very particular set of commemorative spoons. Spoons I have acquired over a very long trip across the country. Spoons that make my wall in my living room a sight to see for people like you.
I have are a very particular set of commemorative spoons. Spoons I have acquired over a very long trip across the country. Spoons that make my wall in my living room a sight to see for people like you.
To beat or not to beat
my head against the door.
my head against the door.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
To beat or not to beat
my head against the door.
my head against the door.
A little bday card for youngest.
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A little bday card for youngest.
Drawing Count Fluffula rockin’ out for my daughters birthday.
For those about to celebrate a birthday, we salute you!
For those about to celebrate a birthday, we salute you!
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Drawing Count Fluffula rockin’ out for my daughters birthday.
For those about to celebrate a birthday, we salute you!
For those about to celebrate a birthday, we salute you!
Me: Did you finish your homework?
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: Did you finish your homework?
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Wax on! Fuck off!
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wax on! Fuck off!
The universe is so vast it's hard to quantify. The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars and a trillion+ galaxies in the visible universe.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The universe is so vast it's hard to quantify. The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars and a trillion+ galaxies in the visible universe.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
Me: Honey! Remember the time I came to visit you in LA & a group of bank robbers took control of your office building & held everyone hostage. Do you remember I was forced to take matters into my own hands?
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me: Honey! Remember the time I came to visit you in LA & a group of bank robbers took control of your office building & held everyone hostage. Do you remember I was forced to take matters into my own hands?
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
I lost my mind. I feel slimmer.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I lost my mind. I feel slimmer.
I’m old enough to remember when Miley Cyrus skinned Big Bird and wore his carcass on live TV.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Miley Cyrus skinned Big Bird and wore his carcass on live TV.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
Cocaine so white it has its own Country song.
cocaine so white it can hail a taxi in NYC
Cocaine so white it got into the country without any problems
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cocaine so white it has its own Country song.
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Therapist: have you ever stopped to think-
Me: no
Me: no
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Therapist: have you ever stopped to think-
Me: no
Me: no
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i think i’m eating your feelings too
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i think i’m eating your feelings too
I’ve been told I give, “Squirrel on cocaine” vibes.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’ve been told I give, “Squirrel on cocaine” vibes.
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
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Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.