jerassica
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the Oprah of middle fingers ❤️🔥
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Meet our 3 turkeys, Butterball, Yum Yum, and Drumstick. Just Kidding. All turkeys are named Sir Peckworth Of Gobble Town.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Meet our 3 turkeys, Butterball, Yum Yum, and Drumstick. Just Kidding. All turkeys are named Sir Peckworth Of Gobble Town.
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It’s three pieces of fruit.
$200 worth of groceries is not enough groceries
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s three pieces of fruit.
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
ew no
🚨| “The Fate of Ophelia (The Chainsmokers Remix)” is now available on iTunes and Amazon Music
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ew no
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Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
March 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
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anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
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We are monitoring the situation in St. Paul and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.
While we are always willing to work together on public safety, that is clearly not what this chaotic situation was about.
While we are always willing to work together on public safety, that is clearly not what this chaotic situation was about.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We are monitoring the situation in St. Paul and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.
While we are always willing to work together on public safety, that is clearly not what this chaotic situation was about.
While we are always willing to work together on public safety, that is clearly not what this chaotic situation was about.
sounds about right
just in time for cursed christmas
AI Teddy Bear That Talked Fetishes and Knives Is Back on the Market
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
sounds about right
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I HOPE ITS SHITTY
IN THE BLACK DOG
WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS ‘THE STARTING LINE’
AND YOU JUMP UP
BUT SHES TOO YOUNG
TO KNOW THIS SONG
IN THE BLACK DOG
WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS ‘THE STARTING LINE’
AND YOU JUMP UP
BUT SHES TOO YOUNG
TO KNOW THIS SONG
a woman is holding a red megaphone in her hand and shouting into it .
Alt: a woman singing through a red megaphone into a microphone
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I HOPE ITS SHITTY
IN THE BLACK DOG
WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS ‘THE STARTING LINE’
AND YOU JUMP UP
BUT SHES TOO YOUNG
TO KNOW THIS SONG
IN THE BLACK DOG
WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS ‘THE STARTING LINE’
AND YOU JUMP UP
BUT SHES TOO YOUNG
TO KNOW THIS SONG
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That’s his wife
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That’s his wife
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Watch this...
"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Watch this...
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A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
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Costco never really plays up its sexy image
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Costco never really plays up its sexy image
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If they're dumb enough to try to use the military courts against Mark Kelly it will end up as an even more embarrassing black eye, because no matter how incompetent you think Halligan is, i can promise you Hegseth is worse.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If they're dumb enough to try to use the military courts against Mark Kelly it will end up as an even more embarrassing black eye, because no matter how incompetent you think Halligan is, i can promise you Hegseth is worse.
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Mark Kelly: 39 combat missions in the Gulf War; 4 space shuttle missions as NASA astronaut
Pete Hegseth: 109 rectal missions up the Trumpasshole; 7 yr Funnel champion for lamda lamda tool
Pete Hegseth: 109 rectal missions up the Trumpasshole; 7 yr Funnel champion for lamda lamda tool
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mark Kelly: 39 combat missions in the Gulf War; 4 space shuttle missions as NASA astronaut
Pete Hegseth: 109 rectal missions up the Trumpasshole; 7 yr Funnel champion for lamda lamda tool
Pete Hegseth: 109 rectal missions up the Trumpasshole; 7 yr Funnel champion for lamda lamda tool
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JUST A REMINDER!! there was no merch drop last year on tuesday either, buttttt black Friday came on wednesday so take the day to breathe, but PREPARE FOR WAR TOMORROW
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
JUST A REMINDER!! there was no merch drop last year on tuesday either, buttttt black Friday came on wednesday so take the day to breathe, but PREPARE FOR WAR TOMORROW
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You know what day it is y’all. It’s Motherf-ing YOUTUBES DAY! Subscribe, watch our new videos, and no matter what Poodle says, get your husbands/pets to subscribe as well. Doncha wanna hear these dirty sexts?!
youtube.com/@realitygays...
youtube.com/@realitygays...
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You know what day it is y’all. It’s Motherf-ing YOUTUBES DAY! Subscribe, watch our new videos, and no matter what Poodle says, get your husbands/pets to subscribe as well. Doncha wanna hear these dirty sexts?!
youtube.com/@realitygays...
youtube.com/@realitygays...
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Jimmy Cliff, a Jamaican music icon who helped expand the popularity of reggae around the world, dies at 81.
Jimmy Cliff, reggae legend and Jamaican icon, dies at 81
"It’s with profound sadness that I share that my husband, Jimmy Cliff, has crossed over due to a seizure followed by pneumonia," his wife, Latifa Chambers, wrote on Instagram.
nbcnews.to
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Jimmy Cliff, a Jamaican music icon who helped expand the popularity of reggae around the world, dies at 81.
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Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached joy, defiance and resilience has died at 81.
Jimmy Cliff, reggae giant and star of landmark film 'The Harder They Come,' dead at 81
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached defiance, joy and endurance in such classics as “Many Rivers to Cross,” “You Can Get it If You Really Want” and “Vietnam” and starred in the landmark movie “The Harder They Come,” has died at 81.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached joy, defiance and resilience has died at 81.
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations