Meister Shake
@meistershake.bsky.social
Toy Artistry, Monster Kid & Film Appreciation. General Fuckery and Assorted Smartassery.
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Meister Shake
@meistershake.bsky.social
· Aug 30
A Muppet version of Friday The 13th but the only human people are Steve Christy and Sandy the waitress. Everyone else is a Muppet.
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The number of billionaires and their enablers I'd sue to get the last decade of my fucking life back if I could. That was my forties - supposed to be the best of the -ies. Old enough that you stop giving a shit with enough means/power to back it up, I want those years back.
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The number of billionaires and their enablers I'd sue to get the last decade of my fucking life back if I could. That was my forties - supposed to be the best of the -ies. Old enough that you stop giving a shit with enough means/power to back it up, I want those years back.
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All the proof that the Oscars don't recognize comedy lies in the fact that Anna Faris didn't win one for JUST FRIENDS
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
All the proof that the Oscars don't recognize comedy lies in the fact that Anna Faris didn't win one for JUST FRIENDS
Happy Birthday Wesley!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Birthday Wesley!!
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no matter the context
whenever my answer is two weeks
i cannot not think of this lady 💀
movies have ruined my brain lol
whenever my answer is two weeks
i cannot not think of this lady 💀
movies have ruined my brain lol
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
no matter the context
whenever my answer is two weeks
i cannot not think of this lady 💀
movies have ruined my brain lol
whenever my answer is two weeks
i cannot not think of this lady 💀
movies have ruined my brain lol
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(Gizmo voice)
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
(Gizmo voice)
Someone has to counteract all the Acolyte and Black Panther toys that Toys For Tots is getting this year!
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Someone has to counteract all the Acolyte and Black Panther toys that Toys For Tots is getting this year!
Saturday Night Fever takes on a whole different tone when you realize that Tony Manero was autistic.
a man is standing on a dance floor with a crowd behind him
ALT: a man is standing on a dance floor with a crowd behind him
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December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Saturday Night Fever takes on a whole different tone when you realize that Tony Manero was autistic.
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If only they had went with the alternate ending so Potter got what he deserved.
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It's a Wonderful Life: The Lost Ending - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If only they had went with the alternate ending so Potter got what he deserved.
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Beautiful tune.
The BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY theme song had lyrics. Just in case some of you have never fallen down this particular rabbit hole.
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SUSPENSION : THEME FROM BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY WITH LYRICS
YouTube video by James Read
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December 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Beautiful tune.
Been aware of this since I was 5. Amazing so many fall for it still.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Been aware of this since I was 5. Amazing so many fall for it still.
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her shield stops the quick strike, while the slow blade may pass
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
her shield stops the quick strike, while the slow blade may pass
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One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
Cover Girl is fun!
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Cover Girl is fun!
Brilliant breakdown on Disney's Diversity BS. The Toy aisle doesn't lie.
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Why Forced Diversity NEVER Sells
YouTube video by WorldClassBullshitters
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December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Brilliant breakdown on Disney's Diversity BS. The Toy aisle doesn't lie.
youtu.be/_ljxcoiU1Xw?...
youtu.be/_ljxcoiU1Xw?...
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Well it wouldn’t be a real WWE moment if it wasn’t weird and awkward and disappointing for all in attendance
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Well it wouldn’t be a real WWE moment if it wasn’t weird and awkward and disappointing for all in attendance
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Toots got her some fashionable new duds. T-O-O-T-I-E power!
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Toots got her some fashionable new duds. T-O-O-T-I-E power!
This was the original Muppet Vision.
a couple of gremlins are sitting in red chairs eating popcorn
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December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This was the original Muppet Vision.
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🎤 Insane in the woodgrain. (Insane in the grain!)
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🎤 Insane in the woodgrain. (Insane in the grain!)
PSA if you got that new Masterverse Hordak, don't try to unplug the wings once you have them in. 👎
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
PSA if you got that new Masterverse Hordak, don't try to unplug the wings once you have them in. 👎
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Do you know what day it is? #NowWatching Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) #horrorsky #SlayBellsRing
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Do you know what day it is? #NowWatching Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) #horrorsky #SlayBellsRing
Vandervoort>>>Benoist>>>Slater>>>Alcock.
a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a red curtain with her arm in the air .
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December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Vandervoort>>>Benoist>>>Slater>>>Alcock.
Underrated Christmas movie. I love this one.
Now rewatching: Just Friends (2005) Dir. Roger Kumble
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Underrated Christmas movie. I love this one.
Fanny-packing in style this Christmas.
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Fanny-packing in style this Christmas.
The worst!
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The worst!
Best Neca figure this year in a year of anemic releases.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Best Neca figure this year in a year of anemic releases.