hazel 🐾
@merehazel.bsky.social
🌃 it's me, the universal little sister! | 📖 20-odd writerdog | 🏳️⚧️ queer, adult space | 🌎 ENG, 日本語 | 🌲 PNW KID 4EVER | 🔞+ to enter
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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I always forget that I made this.
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I always forget that I made this.
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watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
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certainly one of the biggest personal appeals of human x anthro stuff is the thought of getting to really feel and dig through their fur but! i think its beautiful the other way around too. catgirl who is enamoured brushing the backside of her paw across the smooth, soft skin of a humans chest
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
certainly one of the biggest personal appeals of human x anthro stuff is the thought of getting to really feel and dig through their fur but! i think its beautiful the other way around too. catgirl who is enamoured brushing the backside of her paw across the smooth, soft skin of a humans chest
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Riding your husband who has a strap over his diaper and being as cringe as possible to make him embarrassed like dabbing on him and doing 6-7 a bunch of times and telling him how poggers it feels.
Couldn’t be me 😇
Couldn’t be me 😇
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Riding your husband who has a strap over his diaper and being as cringe as possible to make him embarrassed like dabbing on him and doing 6-7 a bunch of times and telling him how poggers it feels.
Couldn’t be me 😇
Couldn’t be me 😇
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she makes 25/hr and has great benefits
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
she makes 25/hr and has great benefits
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vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
what is it about seeing boys shorter than me and just wanting nothing more than to collar them and turn them into dogs
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
what is it about seeing boys shorter than me and just wanting nothing more than to collar them and turn them into dogs
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normalize being permanently slightly hypnotized
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
normalize being permanently slightly hypnotized
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well this isn’t what I planned… but it’s not so bad. who knew books could be so exciting?
beautiful follow up to an already beautiful piece by @kircai.bsky.social
thanks so much!
#babyfur #agere #regression
beautiful follow up to an already beautiful piece by @kircai.bsky.social
thanks so much!
#babyfur #agere #regression
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
well this isn’t what I planned… but it’s not so bad. who knew books could be so exciting?
beautiful follow up to an already beautiful piece by @kircai.bsky.social
thanks so much!
#babyfur #agere #regression
beautiful follow up to an already beautiful piece by @kircai.bsky.social
thanks so much!
#babyfur #agere #regression
switch 2 really feels like games, unlimited games, but no games
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
switch 2 really feels like games, unlimited games, but no games
i haven't been able to use my wand in what feels like months because of a bet i made
and i have to say that after taking a sick day and being in an extra-squishy seat that i am regretting it a lot. don't bet away your ability to get off unless you're willing to commit >_>;;
and i have to say that after taking a sick day and being in an extra-squishy seat that i am regretting it a lot. don't bet away your ability to get off unless you're willing to commit >_>;;
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i haven't been able to use my wand in what feels like months because of a bet i made
and i have to say that after taking a sick day and being in an extra-squishy seat that i am regretting it a lot. don't bet away your ability to get off unless you're willing to commit >_>;;
and i have to say that after taking a sick day and being in an extra-squishy seat that i am regretting it a lot. don't bet away your ability to get off unless you're willing to commit >_>;;
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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Uh oh! Poor girl had a little oopsie and needs an emergency change on the side of the road! How humiliating, I sure hope no one sees~
Commission for @alphapuppy.bsky.social 🔞
Commission for @alphapuppy.bsky.social 🔞
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Uh oh! Poor girl had a little oopsie and needs an emergency change on the side of the road! How humiliating, I sure hope no one sees~
Commission for @alphapuppy.bsky.social 🔞
Commission for @alphapuppy.bsky.social 🔞
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
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Girl, you gotta let it out~
(1/2)
(1/2)
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Girl, you gotta let it out~
(1/2)
(1/2)
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If you hire a babysitter, you better make sure you're not mistaken for the one that needs to be taken care of.
Art by me! 💤 Babysitter belongs to @valkspouch.bsky.social
Art by me! 💤 Babysitter belongs to @valkspouch.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
If you hire a babysitter, you better make sure you're not mistaken for the one that needs to be taken care of.
Art by me! 💤 Babysitter belongs to @valkspouch.bsky.social
Art by me! 💤 Babysitter belongs to @valkspouch.bsky.social
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Legit geniuses over here
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Legit geniuses over here
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January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
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It’s gonna be hilarious when The Dilbert Guy dies and Trump gives a statement like “Scott Dilbert was a big fan of mine, loved me very much. His prostate was very unfair to him. Those Marmaduke cartoons always made me laugh. Boy that large cat sure loved his lasagna”
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It’s gonna be hilarious when The Dilbert Guy dies and Trump gives a statement like “Scott Dilbert was a big fan of mine, loved me very much. His prostate was very unfair to him. Those Marmaduke cartoons always made me laugh. Boy that large cat sure loved his lasagna”
