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maryr🎋
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I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.
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I'm doing it. I'm finally going to eat the most ominous chocolate.
My boyyyyyyfriend is doing the annoying parts of icing the birthday cake ♥️♥️♥️
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's always such a treat when it snows on my birthday. My little gift from the universe.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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made a bunch of acropolis chicken and almond roca for the church Christmas Fair sale, and they were the first things to sell out. and isn't that the truest Reason For The Season: culinary victory over one's fellow human
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ok the dumb Superman movie is kind of stupid comic book good.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Further proof that no one needs AI image generation while we still have Frinkiac.
trump getting that MRI
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ah. Petulant. What I feel is petulant. Clears that up a bit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.

Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.

No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.

That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Why would I eat healthy to live longer when both those things sound bad
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*watching The Hunt for the Red October*

Is that the butler from The Nanny? Is that the goddamed butler from The Nanny?
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ok, someone needs this, who needs this?
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@dianamonkey.bsky.social but also all of you
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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It’s still technically stealing but no A.I. graphic is gonna get your point across better than a Simpsons still from frinkiac

I feel like I’ve paid for it by watching 200k hours of simpsons-supporting advertisements
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Also if you want to get wrecked but classy-like, may I recommend:
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
FYI, my Thanksgiving success for the vegetarians: smittenkitchen.com/2007/10/butt... but also just go ahead and make mile 3 pounds of caramelized onions and keep them in the fridge www.thekitchn.com/how-to-caram...
How To Make Caramelized Onions in a Slow Cooker
Get out your slow cooker and make a huge batch (you can freeze most of it to have on hand for future meals!).
www.thekitchn.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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🍞🍗🍞
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everything is fine and I had a wonderful no-drama Thanksgiving with friends’ family and also:
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Have set the SO to the task of downloay the best version possible of A Muppet Family Christmas, I love him so much.
It's that time of year when everyone watches the best Christmas special there is, Muppet Family Christmas.

But there are a lot of versions out there and deciding which one to watch can be hard.

So here is our subjective ranking of 22 different versions: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Muppet Family Christmas Rankings
docs.google.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Jameis…..bruh 😂
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Truth Coming Out Of Her Well
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM