maryr🎋
@merveille.bsky.social
I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.
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maryr🎋
@merveille.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I'm doing it. I'm finally going to eat the most ominous chocolate.
Also if you want to get wrecked but classy-like, may I recommend:
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Also if you want to get wrecked but classy-like, may I recommend:
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FYI, my Thanksgiving success for the vegetarians: smittenkitchen.com/2007/10/butt... but also just go ahead and make mile 3 pounds of caramelized onions and keep them in the fridge www.thekitchn.com/how-to-caram...
How To Make Caramelized Onions in a Slow Cooker
Get out your slow cooker and make a huge batch (you can freeze most of it to have on hand for future meals!).
www.thekitchn.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
FYI, my Thanksgiving success for the vegetarians: smittenkitchen.com/2007/10/butt... but also just go ahead and make mile 3 pounds of caramelized onions and keep them in the fridge www.thekitchn.com/how-to-caram...
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Everything is fine and I had a wonderful no-drama Thanksgiving with friends’ family and also:
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Everything is fine and I had a wonderful no-drama Thanksgiving with friends’ family and also:
Have set the SO to the task of downloay the best version possible of A Muppet Family Christmas, I love him so much.
It's that time of year when everyone watches the best Christmas special there is, Muppet Family Christmas.
But there are a lot of versions out there and deciding which one to watch can be hard.
So here is our subjective ranking of 22 different versions: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
But there are a lot of versions out there and deciding which one to watch can be hard.
So here is our subjective ranking of 22 different versions: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Muppet Family Christmas Rankings
docs.google.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Have set the SO to the task of downloay the best version possible of A Muppet Family Christmas, I love him so much.
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Truth Coming Out Of Her Well
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Truth Coming Out Of Her Well
When an exec sends an email likening your company to an expedition searching for the Northwest Passage, is that good?
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When an exec sends an email likening your company to an expedition searching for the Northwest Passage, is that good?
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
This is the plot to Expedition 33.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is the plot to Expedition 33.
Tried to make oatmeal chocolate chip hazelnut pear cookies, but I apparently I didn't stir the fruit in well, so mostly I have oatmeal chocolate chip hazelnut cookies and, like, pear scones.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tried to make oatmeal chocolate chip hazelnut pear cookies, but I apparently I didn't stir the fruit in well, so mostly I have oatmeal chocolate chip hazelnut cookies and, like, pear scones.
Where should a short, plump, middle aged lady get an evening dress?
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Where should a short, plump, middle aged lady get an evening dress?
Changing my profile pic until the swelling in my cheek goes down because until then I look like this guy when I smile.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Changing my profile pic until the swelling in my cheek goes down because until then I look like this guy when I smile.
The biggest problem with climate change (other that catastrophic flooding, droughts, heat waves, hurricanes, and ticks) is the loss of the vanfrigerator.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The biggest problem with climate change (other that catastrophic flooding, droughts, heat waves, hurricanes, and ticks) is the loss of the vanfrigerator.
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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TRY NOT TO BE NEAR ANY BODY OF WATER WITH A KENNEDY
DO NOT BABYSIT THEIR KIDS
JUST SMILE, THANK TED FOR HIS HARD WORK, AND MOVE ON.
DO NOT BABYSIT THEIR KIDS
JUST SMILE, THANK TED FOR HIS HARD WORK, AND MOVE ON.
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
TRY NOT TO BE NEAR ANY BODY OF WATER WITH A KENNEDY
DO NOT BABYSIT THEIR KIDS
JUST SMILE, THANK TED FOR HIS HARD WORK, AND MOVE ON.
DO NOT BABYSIT THEIR KIDS
JUST SMILE, THANK TED FOR HIS HARD WORK, AND MOVE ON.
Honestly, today's news is a delight.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Honestly, today's news is a delight.
Surprise oral surgery really takes it out of a girl.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Surprise oral surgery really takes it out of a girl.
I haven't read any news today and you know what? I don't think I am going to. Better to just live in peace.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I haven't read any news today and you know what? I don't think I am going to. Better to just live in peace.
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I was just asked for my phone (to swipe the outside for whatever) for the 1st time during a “random” TSA extra screening for a domestic flight - i told them i didn’t consent to a search of the phone, made sure there were no notifications visible & it was locked and didn’t let it out of my sight…
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I was just asked for my phone (to swipe the outside for whatever) for the 1st time during a “random” TSA extra screening for a domestic flight - i told them i didn’t consent to a search of the phone, made sure there were no notifications visible & it was locked and didn’t let it out of my sight…
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So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Still not over these IKEA guys.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Still not over these IKEA guys.