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Meryl O'Rourke
@merylorourke.bsky.social
Comediatrix.
Words on New World Order, BAFTA win Farewell 2 The Monarchy. My play- Thrown By Giants- artsdepot residency '24.
Too many opinions to possibly be all mine. Jewish/Irish ish
Pinned
I'm doing this btw.
Will post more details when it's not 10.45pm.
But also... read the graphic and if you want to join me, message me :)
If only my kids still believed I would use this to prove he does exist and this is rocket fuel.

I was a bloody good Santa liar...literally got Boy until he was 13. And my son's a scientist. That's how good a liar I am
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
To be fair, his name is Alt Man... this is pure nominative determinism
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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stand-up comedian who has never heard of heckling so they get all sad and confused every time it happens
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm doing this btw.
Will post more details when it's not 10.45pm.
But also... read the graphic and if you want to join me, message me :)
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Louder for people in the back: the court rules trans women are not prevented from using women's spaces. Also your weekly reminder from a business school professor that trans status is still a protected category under the Equalities Act (2010).
The kind of judgement the media could easily trumpet as "TRANS WOMEN ARE NOT PREVENTED FROM USING WOMEN'S SPACES, COURT RULES."

But instead they lead with the complainant (regarded by the Tribunal as an unreliable witness) winning some procedural issues against her employer.
Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.

She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My mum tried to get me an autism diagnosis in the 80s and they just stared at her. Now I'm finally about to get one, something me & my GP feel will address my anxiety better than HRT, Labour might Fk it up. AARRGGHHHHH
Will Streeting’s review of mental illness, autism and ADHD just be another Sewell or Cass (gaslighting the nation into agreeing with pre-decided government policy/ideology)?
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm doing this btw.
Will post more details when it's not 10.45pm.
But also... read the graphic and if you want to join me, message me :)
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And I have ONE notification
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hi.
I took some of my socials off my phone.
Dunno, I love it on here but...it's not addicting me ya know?
Which I guess is good.

Anyway, I wasn't getting notifications so that too...

How are you?
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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You can add exemptions to immigration rules for different groups, it doesn't make a blind bit of difference. When you say that migrants are second class and "less than" others, as this government is doing, that feeds through to everyone. Migrants aren't a disposable resource to pick and choose from.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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All those people, including current government, who falsely claim migrants are to blame for failings with the NHS, along with infrastructure in general, are in for one hell of a shock with how much worse things will get with Labour's anti-immigration policies.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures last year that imperils NHS
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.

Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Oh. The baseline of She Bangs the Drums was everything. This sucks.
R.I.P. Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, bassist of #TheStoneRoses and #PrimalScream

buff.ly/qN3AvUA
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Trump calls for death by hanging for 6 Democratic vets who reminded troops to follow only lawful orders — as his approval nosedives, GOP infighting erupts over the Epstein Files, and new scandals engulf his DOJ. All this and more in today's bulletin.
Today in Politics, Bulletin 254. 11/20/25
… Trump called for the execution by hanging of 2 Democratic senators and 4 representatives after they posted a video reminding members of the military and intelligence community that their oath is to ...
www.meidasplus.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I hope Nigel Farage is just about to switch off his phone for the night when he sees a post that annoys him and he can't quite google the fact which will put the other person in their place even though he keeps amending his search terms.
I hope Nigel Farage goes on Escape to the Country and gets his least favourite presenter.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tomorrow it will have been 47 years since I lost my dad.
Ridiculous amount of time, but I still remember his voice, the smell of his hair and his bony thighs.
Miss you daddy xx
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wut
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
BTW I am gigging in Hereford Friday, and Bristol Saturday.
Some good blokey mates on the bills too. I shall get to be my true bloke self.
#Hereford #ComedyNetwork #Bristol #ComedyBox @joeypagecomedy.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Showing my son the Lambada video (it cropped up on a music quiz)- will let you know what he says...
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Better put the boy to bed.

Can't think of any reason to use the gif I made of 16 year old me, but here it is.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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But do you remember Bowie’s short-lived stand up comedy career in the mid-70s?
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Are they announcing Non Disclosure Agreements to military harp now?
A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I completely believe this is a good idea. These tech billionaires don't even let their kids go on social media! We need a new rule. If you won't let your kids use it, you can't become a billionaire from it

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Instagram and Facebook-owner Meta notifies Australian teens of accounts shutdown
Under-sixteens will be banned from major social media plaforms from 10 December.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I watch the EE iPhone advert and I always imagine going back to 90s Mr C and tell him he sells his song to the most corporate corporation of corporations and watch him crumple.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM