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H. I. Martinez

@mfdumass.bsky.social

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🎵 Just yer Stoned Mexican Cowboy He conjures every wicked thought🎵

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · May 5

Do you realize?

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The way you sculpt sound IS intimidating

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Submarine

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When Short Round said, "No time for love, Dr. Jones" I said stfu kid

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A Girl With Cars in Her Eyes

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 6h

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5h

*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3h

an underground bunker for the heart

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 2h

I am tired of disappointing people so I try to let people know my truth and get it over with.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h

like navi flying behind you saying "listen!"

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 2h

Sad Baddie Summer is dead

Long live Sad Baddie Autumn!!!

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 18h

My uncle is an ex-cop turned pot farmer, this man just loves planting drugs.

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 19h

The universe is made up of the nightmare and the dream

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 21h

I’m gonna go play music now, have a beautiful day

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 1d

My goal is to learn to cook well enough for a Latin Woman to tell me "I cook good, for a Man"

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Fall has finally come to central Texas and I hadn't realized even trees can have bad hair days

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 1d

Your subkeets are the little band of merry chihuahuas that bark loudly at us while we take our leisurely stroll

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying Portland is a warzone, but once I did get a blueberry scone when I obviously ordered a raspberry one.

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 1d

😂

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

*running mans off in to the distance

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 1d

Them: Your resumé says your hobbies are swimming and knitting
What do you knit?

Me: I knit tiny sweaters for ballsacks and cocks

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 1d

"Turn to the right!!!"

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I love the way she orders me around when I'm caught

H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 2d

Box me in your loop

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 2d

Will you be my pizza?

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