Michael Heide
@michaelheide.bsky.social
Narrare humanum est.
Storytelling is human.
Storytelling is human.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
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It's okay, NatSec experts have only been screaming this from the rooftops until their vocal cords exploded for, ooh... ten years, give or take?
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's okay, NatSec experts have only been screaming this from the rooftops until their vocal cords exploded for, ooh... ten years, give or take?
They all float down here, Charlie Brown.
They have this new word called "affordability," Charlie Brown.
I was there, Charlie Brown. I was there 3,000 years ago, when Isildur took the ring. I was there when the strength of men failed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
They all float down here, Charlie Brown.
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say,
but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish,
motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish,
motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say,
but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish,
motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish,
motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Batshit: Not deliberate falsehood.
Bullshit: Deliberate falsehood.
Bullshit: Deliberate falsehood.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Batshit: Not deliberate falsehood.
Bullshit: Deliberate falsehood.
Bullshit: Deliberate falsehood.
People gave birth for centuries without hospitals or modern medicine. Many babies died.
People gave birth for decades with hospitals and modern medicine. Fewer babies died.
People believed they didn't need hospitals or modern medicine and were really surprised when they found out what happened.
People gave birth for decades with hospitals and modern medicine. Fewer babies died.
People believed they didn't need hospitals or modern medicine and were really surprised when they found out what happened.
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
People gave birth for centuries without hospitals or modern medicine. Many babies died.
People gave birth for decades with hospitals and modern medicine. Fewer babies died.
People believed they didn't need hospitals or modern medicine and were really surprised when they found out what happened.
People gave birth for decades with hospitals and modern medicine. Fewer babies died.
People believed they didn't need hospitals or modern medicine and were really surprised when they found out what happened.
"Oh my god" indeed.
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Oh my god" indeed.
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Genuinely obscene that after encouraging multiple suicides, OpenAI is allowed to have any influence at all on education.
End your partnership with OpenAI now, @rweingarten.bsky.social @aft.org.
End your partnership with OpenAI now, @rweingarten.bsky.social @aft.org.
Just reading through this new OpenAI "teen literacy blueprint document." A few things jumped out. 1) document mentions multiple times that rigorous instruction must be protected but also seems to be suggesting/1
cdn.openai.com/pdf/openai-t...
cdn.openai.com/pdf/openai-t...
cdn.openai.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Genuinely obscene that after encouraging multiple suicides, OpenAI is allowed to have any influence at all on education.
End your partnership with OpenAI now, @rweingarten.bsky.social @aft.org.
End your partnership with OpenAI now, @rweingarten.bsky.social @aft.org.
Loved Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. And it's become apparent that he's been doing secret trial runs for this movie all throughout his career. Luke Goss's character in Blade II. The sets of Crimson Peak. The use of color in Pan's Labyrinth. It's all culminated in this movie.
Chef's kiss.
Chef's kiss.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Loved Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. And it's become apparent that he's been doing secret trial runs for this movie all throughout his career. Luke Goss's character in Blade II. The sets of Crimson Peak. The use of color in Pan's Labyrinth. It's all culminated in this movie.
Chef's kiss.
Chef's kiss.
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VI FOR VIOLENCE
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
VI FOR VIOLENCE
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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If you were wondering why AI-generated subtitles tend to skip letters, I realized that it's often two missing letters in a row when the 2nd one is an L.
Phone keyboards have the L close to the backspace key, and I'm convinced LLMs accidentally emulate human typos. Because they were made my morons.
Phone keyboards have the L close to the backspace key, and I'm convinced LLMs accidentally emulate human typos. Because they were made my morons.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you were wondering why AI-generated subtitles tend to skip letters, I realized that it's often two missing letters in a row when the 2nd one is an L.
Phone keyboards have the L close to the backspace key, and I'm convinced LLMs accidentally emulate human typos. Because they were made my morons.
Phone keyboards have the L close to the backspace key, and I'm convinced LLMs accidentally emulate human typos. Because they were made my morons.
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I would just like to remind everyone of a very telling and substantial report of Rockstar's abuse and disregard for workers that came out...... 6 YEARS AGO youtu.be/4xTDVlNGKng?...
Fear & Fury: How The Rockstar Sausage Is Made (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I would just like to remind everyone of a very telling and substantial report of Rockstar's abuse and disregard for workers that came out...... 6 YEARS AGO youtu.be/4xTDVlNGKng?...
Those comedians got a lot of shit for performing in Saudi Arabia. Rightfully so. I wonder if Mister The Beast of the Apocalypse will get remotely the same backlash.
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Those comedians got a lot of shit for performing in Saudi Arabia. Rightfully so. I wonder if Mister The Beast of the Apocalypse will get remotely the same backlash.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
Please be the "Gremlins in the White House" movie I've wanted for years. Now's the perfect time for it.
Warners Making ‘Gremlins 3’ With Steven Spielberg, Chris Columbus Returning - Releasing Nov 19, 2027 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Please be the "Gremlins in the White House" movie I've wanted for years. Now's the perfect time for it.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
There's nothing that the Democratic party fears more than progress.
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
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As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There's nothing that the Democratic party fears more than progress.
Pious Augustus endorses Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Pious Augustus endorses Andrew Cuomo.