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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 6h

Sexy “Ajay Mitchell contract”

lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · Sep 23

bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season

Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 9h

Break up the Lobos. No literally break them up before next season because the Lobos can’t embarrass OU in Norman.

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 19h

Tulsa covered

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 20h

Can’t stop Ajay Mitchell can only hope to contain him etc

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 1d

Has never liked the “Palace on the Prairie” thing. If anything it’s more like the “Castle in the Cross Timbers.”

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 2d

but Mark that’s good enough for me

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 2d

Thunder OTs have basically erased an entire Warriors game off the national TV schedule at this point.

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 3d

Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 4d

who is better at posting? asking with sincerity and urgency.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 4d

@andrewschlecht.bsky.social Reading/listening to folks surprised about heavy KD booing (I know you weren’t). It was the last “Thunder vs. KD” game, the “we did it without you” game. He’ll get boos later on but now it’s “Thunder vs. Rockets.” Demons exorcised. Intense booing last night part of it.

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 4d

@andrewschlecht.bsky.social Reading/listening to folks surprised about heavy KD booing (I know you weren’t). It was the last “Thunder vs. KD” game, the “we did it without you” game. He’ll get boos later on but now it’s “Thunder vs. Rockets.” Demons exorcised. Intense booing last night part of it.

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 4d

bsky.app/profile/qcsp...

Datdoode Yahkinda Noe @qcsports.bsky.social · 4d

Tomorrow the Oklahoman could do the funniest thing...

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Datdoode Yahkinda Noe @qcsports.bsky.social · 4d

Tomorrow the Oklahoman could do the funniest thing...

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 5d

HANG THE BANNER

NBA @nba.com · 5d

NBA IS BACK TONIGHT.

What are YOU looking forward to the most?

Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 5d

Better place for sales tax dollars to go

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 6d

A sampling of signs I saw in OKC this weekend (plus one I didn’t get a pic of that said “WWJD: Who Would Jesus Deport?”).

Sign that says, “heal the sick, feed the poor.”

Sign that says “‘Do no wrong or violence to the foreigner, the fearless or the widow.’ Jeremiah 22:3. Read the actual words. Do the actual stuff.”

Sign that says, “63 years old. Lifelong Christian. 53 year Republican/10 year Never-Trumper. Escape your echo chamber. Read the red words. Do the real work.”

Sign that says, “Big scary radical left agenda: equality, education, healthcare, voting rights, clean air & water, reproductive freedom. Scary, huh?”

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 6d

my folks (who live in virginia, sadly) are retired career fed prosecutors ... i sent them the announcement story from oklahoma voice a few days ago and they were fired up about him. seems like a great candidate. oklahomavoice.com/2025/10/16/f...

Former federal prosecutor runs for Oklahoma attorney general as a Democrat • Oklahoma Voice

Former federal prosecutor Nick Coffey is the first Democrat to enter the 2026 race for Oklahoma attorney general.

oklahomavoice.com

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 6d

I mean, that’s Bon Appetit and the same restaurant was in the NYT. OKC’s food scene is incredible. I live walking distance to maybe the best Lao restaurant in America. Which is next door to the other best Lao restaurant in America.

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 6d

OKC!

Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 6d

On the road again…⏳

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 7d

Plus don’t forget Okies have been anti-fascist for generations! youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ?...

Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose

YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand

youtu.be

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 7d

@jandcochran.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social all y’all who aren’t from here (where I attended a packed rally in the rain yesterday) are showing your whole backside online right now. www.bonappetit.com/story/best-n...

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 7d

Almost weird y’all haven’t been to one of the Lobo home games against NMSU. I mean in what other football venue can you eat the finest cuisine while also watching a gang fight somehow involving the schools’ basketball teams?

Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 7d

Go to The Frontier for breakfast

Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 7d

(my dad, somewhere) “looks like he still is”

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 8d

Pretty exhausting time to be alive fr fr

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