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Michael Kimball
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👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🐶🐶. OKC. Reporter turned happy PR guy. Feed the trolls to me. Always cite your sources. My opinions are facts. (Was @mkimball011 on the old good website.)
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king
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
pew pew pew, laser goes boom etc
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
all hail
THE GOAT IS HERE
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We call K-Pop Demon Hunters “Pop-K Demon Hunters” because that’s how our youngest says it but I just said it that way to an adult out of habit and I am ready for physician-assisted death.
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
8:05 a.m. and Alabama still sucks got my ticket let’s go playoff football Owen Field in December drink the drinks smoke the spliffs wall off the Tide
The number of Sooners that I know on the road to Norman right now could fill a school bus, this is exciting.

Boomer
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"circle back in the new year" szn
it's officially too close to Christmas to get anything done.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
doesn’t this make you feel downright patriotic
Although Philip Rivers made a return to pursue individual achievements, he also did something very useful for his big family in the process:

He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Creepy, zany and demonstrably fake content is often called “slop.” The word's proliferation online, in part thanks to the widespread availability of generative artificial intelligence, landed it Merriam-Webster's 2025 word of the year.
Merriam-Webster’s 2025 word of the year is 'slop'
Merriam-Webster’s 2025 word of the year is “slop.” The word was first used in the 1700s to mean soft mud. It evolved more generally to mean something of little value.
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Humbled to be part of the generation that wears the coolest sneakers.
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Grindhouse” double feature on opening night in a college town.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
well it was more than a decade ago but tom cruise in tropic thunder
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
as a catholic i cannot begin to understand why anyone thinks it's a good idea to challenge nuns. they will defeat you. they are afraid of nothing.
NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.

Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Trump-Vance White House Targets Beloved Nun in Texas, Retaliates Against Catholic Charities
Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley — praised by Pope Leo as an “agent of hope” — now faces a six-year federal funding ban. Church leaders say it’s a vendetta by the Trump-Vance White House.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i wonder who is no. 1
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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In the 30 seasons for which we have play-by-play data, the record for most games led by at least 30 points is 18 (2016-17 Warriors).

The Thunder have led 10 of their 25 games by 30+.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
did lane kiffin just see the ghost of christmas future
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just saw a billboard calling Shen Yun an “unforgettable experience” and from a literal standpoint I can’t think of a better example of truth in advertising.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
People talk about how the Thunder squeaked by last season against the Nuggets and Pacers ... but also, they were a couple of plays away in two very weird Game 1s from winning both series in 5 games. Would have finished the playoff run 16-3. I doubt Daigneault coaches himself out of games again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The world isn’t ready for a Burqueño Heisman winner. I’m ready though and it’s gonna be allllll sick. #505
Your Heisman Finalists via ESPN
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Both crews had fun with the Jazz smoke machine malfunction
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You can’t stop Branden Carlson. You can only hope to contain him.
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM