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Cosmic Hare
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"Hey Otis? Know how we could kill women legally? Join ICE."
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My favourite thing in Physics rn is the possibility that the mysterious force called Dark Energy, which is believed to be responsible for accelerating the entire universe apart, may be weakening, decelerating & may stop altogether.
This then raises the possibility of The Big Crunch & a new Big Bang!
Big Crunch - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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#IConsiderMyselfAGood advice giver..

1; Thicken low fat yoghurt with a spoonful of lard.
2; Don't waste money on expensive binoculars, simply stand closer to what you want to look at.
3; Avoid arguments about not putting down the toilet seat by pissing in the sink.
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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With all that’s going on in the world, I feel blessed to live in this beautiful peaceful place.
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Is she:
A. A fucking idiot
B. Trying to be a political martyr and become a Deform MP
C. A&B
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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I have seen larger hands on a wrist watch.
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I have seen larger hands on a wrist watch.
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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He had a bruise...
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Johnny Hates Jizz
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Change one letter, ruin a show..

Blow Horses.
Change one letter, ruin a show..

Dad's Arm.
Change one letter, ruin a show

Bargain *unt
January 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Tonight's film...Shadow of the Cat 1961. A cat witness to her owners murder exacts revenge on the family members responsible. Its dead good. 😊
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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"Hey Otis? Know how we could kill women legally? Join ICE."
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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The Government have u-turned on ID Cards.

Good.

Authoritarian plans to scrap jury trials need to go next.
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Hey Otis? Know how we could kill women legally? Join ICE."
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Three Minnesota federal prosecutors resigned over the Justice Department’s push to investigate the widow of a woman killed by an ICE agent and its reluctance to investigate the shooter, www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
3 Prosecutors Quit After Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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'Nigel Farage was hit with a fresh blow this morning as a major new poll showed Reform has hit its lowest level of support in nine months'.

Refukkers down from a high of 31% to just 24% now.

The Express call it 'worrying', almost as if they want a divisive right wing extremist quitling faketriot.
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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BSky: Full of alleged Western Leftists who know nothing about real Socialism,

act like the USSR Did Nothing Wrong, hate UK Labour & say they're exactly the same as the Tories,

despite Labour getting more useful stuff done already than the Tories did in 14 years.

Also BSky: Why Labour no rush here
Government Tracker – Full Fact
Full Fact is monitoring the government’s delivery on its promises
Fullfact.org
January 13, 2026 at 10:36 AM
"Look, invite Trump and Noem round for supper and I'll go straight for their throats."
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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I am delighted to welcome Nadhim Zahawi to Reform UK. He will bring useful experience, such as claiming £6,000 to heat his stables and avoiding £3.7m tax by hiding £27m offshore and threatening to sue anyone who asked about it.
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Alexa?...Kill Trump.😊
January 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM