mike_br
@mikebr.bsky.social
anime and chuuba liker, 30+ he/him
fgo: 265,583,716
uma musume: 198 940 356 982
watch maid mint fantome
fgo: 265,583,716
uma musume: 198 940 356 982
watch maid mint fantome
my hottest take has always been
LA actually has pretty good drivers. if drivers were /actually/ that bad in LA things would be so, so much worse than they are
LA actually has pretty good drivers. if drivers were /actually/ that bad in LA things would be so, so much worse than they are
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
my hottest take has always been
LA actually has pretty good drivers. if drivers were /actually/ that bad in LA things would be so, so much worse than they are
LA actually has pretty good drivers. if drivers were /actually/ that bad in LA things would be so, so much worse than they are
people who post on tech support threads on reddit and then use redact to scramble their posts should be thrown in prison
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
people who post on tech support threads on reddit and then use redact to scramble their posts should be thrown in prison
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got to episode 9 of madoka magica
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
got to episode 9 of madoka magica
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gotta catch 'em all
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
gotta catch 'em all
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"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man
I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
September 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man
I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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games getting worse because they're chasing the trends set by Mihoyo call that Genshittification
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
games getting worse because they're chasing the trends set by Mihoyo call that Genshittification
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Explaining incest to an American: imagine a burger.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Explaining incest to an American: imagine a burger.
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It's crazy that people complain about localisation when "Mother-Daughter Double Whopper" has taken up permanent residence in my brain ever since it was used as a translation of Oyakodon in 100gfs.
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It's crazy that people complain about localisation when "Mother-Daughter Double Whopper" has taken up permanent residence in my brain ever since it was used as a translation of Oyakodon in 100gfs.
phase really needs to do something about its fanbase
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
phase really needs to do something about its fanbase
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that's an s-tier double feature but the perfect double feature is:
dredd (2012)
the raid: redemption (2011)
dredd (2012)
the raid: redemption (2011)
I need to show my mother-in-law a movie that will blow her mind. Last time we showed her Con Air and Face/Off so we need to somehow top that. What am I showing her???
February 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
that's an s-tier double feature but the perfect double feature is:
dredd (2012)
the raid: redemption (2011)
dredd (2012)
the raid: redemption (2011)
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
did someone say buttcoin yet
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
did someone say buttcoin yet
oh dude it's in free fall now it's falling like 600 every 2 minutes
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
oh dude it's in free fall now it's falling like 600 every 2 minutes
when can I do the full width bitcoin posts again without feeling guilty
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
when can I do the full width bitcoin posts again without feeling guilty
biggest lies in history
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 AM
biggest lies in history
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"Brat Summer"? No, this is Brat Sumer. You're in Mesugakipotamia.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"Brat Summer"? No, this is Brat Sumer. You're in Mesugakipotamia.
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BREAKING: Popular Japanese art commission platform Skeb announced plans to support integration with Bluesky!
which they have only posted about on twitter for some goddamn reason!! but still, cool, since this is one of the main things still binding JP artists to the platform
which they have only posted about on twitter for some goddamn reason!! but still, cool, since this is one of the main things still binding JP artists to the platform
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
BREAKING: Popular Japanese art commission platform Skeb announced plans to support integration with Bluesky!
which they have only posted about on twitter for some goddamn reason!! but still, cool, since this is one of the main things still binding JP artists to the platform
which they have only posted about on twitter for some goddamn reason!! but still, cool, since this is one of the main things still binding JP artists to the platform
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Overwatch 2 getting the persona collab "mark of death", but the monkeys paw curls and they just drop the 2 in the game and go back to overwatch
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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This is the future I was promised
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This is the future I was promised
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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unbelievably grim to see Valve announce a delightful and exciting compact Linux box approximately 15 seconds before RAM became the more expensive material in the known universe.
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
unbelievably grim to see Valve announce a delightful and exciting compact Linux box approximately 15 seconds before RAM became the more expensive material in the known universe.
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THATS WHAT YOURE CALLING IT? ARE YOU SURE?
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
THATS WHAT YOURE CALLING IT? ARE YOU SURE?
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