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Remember folks, they actually caved to this...
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Onion as fuck
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What’s the over/under on Schumer and Jeffries wearing Tylenol pins to work tomorrow?
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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can the AI generate him rolling over in his grave
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
An AI Stan Lee Hologram Will Speak With Fans at L.A. Comic Con
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
bit.ly
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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it was literally in a bag

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
September 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Democratic Party needs to be abandoned, much like how it has abandoned those who were loyal to it but weren’t billionaires or Israel.

When Tucker Carlson has a better take than anyone in dem leadership, it’s time for a fundamental change.
September 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.
September 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Just like when Chump said The Epstein Files were a Democratic
Hoax.......
September 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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🇮🇱 Israel:

"We don't want war”

✅KiIIed the Gaza negotiator
✅KiIIed the negotiator’s family
✅KiIIed the Iranian negotiators
✅Bombed the Qatar negotiatiors
✅Bombed the capital of Iran
✅Bombed the capital of Lebanon
✅Invaded Lebanon
✅Invaded Syria

They want peace 🤡
September 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I despise Charlie Kirk and every hateful thing he stands for, but today’s shooting was truly horrific. Violence is NEVER the answer.
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
theonion.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Grindr Mike really doesn’t want to go to heaven.
in which Mike Johnson claims that Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Remember when Trump called this guy’s wife ugly and he didn’t do anything?
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As someone who has never been to a convention or thought about making/selling art, I’m glad to see they’re not letting any AI slop go unchecked.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Pat Robertson introducing James Dobson to hell..
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM