T H E VV O R S T
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Bullet farmer (from the bullet farm). Law-adjacent. Philly
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
This is the ending you get if you 100% all collectibles and optional quests. Less than 2% of players have earned it
MTG isnt joining The View or running for president imo. She is gonna develop and teach her own brand of CrossFit karate to the Judy Gemstones of America
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is the ending you get if you 100% all collectibles and optional quests. Less than 2% of players have earned it
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MTG isnt joining The View or running for president imo. She is gonna develop and teach her own brand of CrossFit karate to the Judy Gemstones of America
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
MTG isnt joining The View or running for president imo. She is gonna develop and teach her own brand of CrossFit karate to the Judy Gemstones of America
The bib pickup for the Philly marathon was at the Convention Center that is also hosting a board game convention, producing a delightful medley of different flavors of confused people who don’t know which entrance they’re supposed to use
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The bib pickup for the Philly marathon was at the Convention Center that is also hosting a board game convention, producing a delightful medley of different flavors of confused people who don’t know which entrance they’re supposed to use
This would have been peak Nicole Kidman territory, but I don’t know who could do it now. Who is in that overlap in the venn diagram between Dumb Bitch and Monsterfucker?
Which actress is going to sacrifice her natural eyebrows to play a reporter with demented taste in men who can’t stop compromising her ethics in a movie that will get nominated for 12 Oscars in 2028?
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This would have been peak Nicole Kidman territory, but I don’t know who could do it now. Who is in that overlap in the venn diagram between Dumb Bitch and Monsterfucker?
Which actress is going to sacrifice her natural eyebrows to play a reporter with demented taste in men who can’t stop compromising her ethics in a movie that will get nominated for 12 Oscars in 2028?
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Which actress is going to sacrifice her natural eyebrows to play a reporter with demented taste in men who can’t stop compromising her ethics in a movie that will get nominated for 12 Oscars in 2028?
I wasn’t familiar enough with her work to have an opinion on her prose, or with her face to have an opinion on her attractiveness, but do we think maybe this is like John Hamm on 30 Rock, how he was hot so nobody ever told him he was wrong?
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wasn’t familiar enough with her work to have an opinion on her prose, or with her face to have an opinion on her attractiveness, but do we think maybe this is like John Hamm on 30 Rock, how he was hot so nobody ever told him he was wrong?
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1. hey kid . i'm a computer
2. helpp computer. ? ?
. 3 stop all thhe downloading ,
2. helpp computer. ? ?
. 3 stop all thhe downloading ,
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
1. hey kid . i'm a computer
2. helpp computer. ? ?
. 3 stop all thhe downloading ,
2. helpp computer. ? ?
. 3 stop all thhe downloading ,
I love to get an email to take care of something annoying at 4:40pm, yell “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me” a few times while doing it, and when the person I did it for pops by to say “Sorry about the last-minute thing” reply in a way that makes me sound genuinely grateful for the challenge
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love to get an email to take care of something annoying at 4:40pm, yell “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me” a few times while doing it, and when the person I did it for pops by to say “Sorry about the last-minute thing” reply in a way that makes me sound genuinely grateful for the challenge
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I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."
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they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.
I got a nice shout-out at the staff meeting today but in the best way - the person shouting me out didn’t see me in the room so there was a non-directional little rill of applause and nobody looked at me! Ah, to be appreciated without being perceived
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I got a nice shout-out at the staff meeting today but in the best way - the person shouting me out didn’t see me in the room so there was a non-directional little rill of applause and nobody looked at me! Ah, to be appreciated without being perceived
My American healthcare conspiracy theory is that every podiatrist is in the pocket of Big Wearing Sneakers Inside The House
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My American healthcare conspiracy theory is that every podiatrist is in the pocket of Big Wearing Sneakers Inside The House
Incredible postseason for perverts like me (free baseball is just good value)
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Incredible postseason for perverts like me (free baseball is just good value)
When no one at the école noticed your work
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When no one at the école noticed your work
What will the popular media landscape even look like now? This beloved institution has been around since before I was born, I guess, wow
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What will the popular media landscape even look like now? This beloved institution has been around since before I was born, I guess, wow
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This is a Hall of Fame post.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is a Hall of Fame post.
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Sometimes I imagine showing an alien anthropologist an hour of primetime TV commercials and having them extrapolate what Americans are like. Gambling obsessives who all have cancer, smell real bad, dicks don’t work, can’t feel joy, our movies are pure dogshit. Look at my culture, dawg, etc
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sometimes I imagine showing an alien anthropologist an hour of primetime TV commercials and having them extrapolate what Americans are like. Gambling obsessives who all have cancer, smell real bad, dicks don’t work, can’t feel joy, our movies are pure dogshit. Look at my culture, dawg, etc
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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Started watching Columbo. This may be the greatest show ever made. My prior Columbo experience outside of pop culture osmosis is Peter Falk in Wings Of Desire. Wenders told us the truth: he was an angel.
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Started watching Columbo. This may be the greatest show ever made. My prior Columbo experience outside of pop culture osmosis is Peter Falk in Wings Of Desire. Wenders told us the truth: he was an angel.
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Which horror/slasher movie villains might have voted in a US election?
No on Jason: died a child, never could have registered.
Michael Myers, though, did learn to drive while in the sanitarium, so maybe he has a license and maybe he's registered to vote. He's usually out around election day, too.
No on Jason: died a child, never could have registered.
Michael Myers, though, did learn to drive while in the sanitarium, so maybe he has a license and maybe he's registered to vote. He's usually out around election day, too.
October 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Which horror/slasher movie villains might have voted in a US election?
No on Jason: died a child, never could have registered.
Michael Myers, though, did learn to drive while in the sanitarium, so maybe he has a license and maybe he's registered to vote. He's usually out around election day, too.
No on Jason: died a child, never could have registered.
Michael Myers, though, did learn to drive while in the sanitarium, so maybe he has a license and maybe he's registered to vote. He's usually out around election day, too.