Jenn Marker
@minimarker.dftba.social
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THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE LUTZ FIGURE SKATING JUMP DIED FROM TUBERCULOSIS why did it take me this long to try to connect them
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE LUTZ FIGURE SKATING JUMP DIED FROM TUBERCULOSIS why did it take me this long to try to connect them
I love this joke/story every time I hear it 🧵
A joke from Soviet Russia: 2 friends are walking down the street when they notice a KGB officer down the block stopping people to ask for their papers.
"Oy," says Yankel, "what if he stops me? My papers aren't in order?"
"Don't worry," says Berel, "stay right here."
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"Oy," says Yankel, "what if he stops me? My papers aren't in order?"
"Don't worry," says Berel, "stay right here."
1/
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I love this joke/story every time I hear it 🧵
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"@grok do your thing"
"uhhh you'll have to be more specific, you mean the nazi thing or the SA thing?"
"uhhh you'll have to be more specific, you mean the nazi thing or the SA thing?"
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"@grok do your thing"
"uhhh you'll have to be more specific, you mean the nazi thing or the SA thing?"
"uhhh you'll have to be more specific, you mean the nazi thing or the SA thing?"
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As of right now, the murder's go fund me has raised over $757,000 dollars for his disgusting ass. The food bank is at $81,000. The food bank needs to come out on top. Give for good. Give for spite because there is no way that piece of shit should get anything at all, certainly not ten times as much.
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
As of right now, the murder's go fund me has raised over $757,000 dollars for his disgusting ass. The food bank is at $81,000. The food bank needs to come out on top. Give for good. Give for spite because there is no way that piece of shit should get anything at all, certainly not ten times as much.
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Now that the P4A 2026 website is live, profile frames are also live! I made a web app to help you add the frame to your profile ryanmontville.com/p4a-pfp-maker/
#P4A #P4A2026
#P4A #P4A2026
2026 P4A PFP Maker
ryanmontville.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Now that the P4A 2026 website is live, profile frames are also live! I made a web app to help you add the frame to your profile ryanmontville.com/p4a-pfp-maker/
#P4A #P4A2026
#P4A #P4A2026
Happy Marcus Browne Day, nerds!
a man wearing glasses and a scarf says okay all right it 's very close now
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a scarf says okay all right it 's very close now and then does a happy dance for reaching two million dollars raised for charity.
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Happy Marcus Browne Day, nerds!
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I’ve been stuck in a sad/angry/hopeless spiral (here is where I gesture to *everything*) that keeps me from wanting to post about my stuff.
But I am reminded that art is resistance and I still need to pay my bills.
So I’m working on some prototypes today.
Some new layer art and a normal box.
But I am reminded that art is resistance and I still need to pay my bills.
So I’m working on some prototypes today.
Some new layer art and a normal box.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I’ve been stuck in a sad/angry/hopeless spiral (here is where I gesture to *everything*) that keeps me from wanting to post about my stuff.
But I am reminded that art is resistance and I still need to pay my bills.
So I’m working on some prototypes today.
Some new layer art and a normal box.
But I am reminded that art is resistance and I still need to pay my bills.
So I’m working on some prototypes today.
Some new layer art and a normal box.
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We’re right at $200 but we need $500 to join the matching fund!
Be a part of the third annual nerdfighteria matching fund!
Be a part of the third annual nerdfighteria matching fund!
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We’re right at $200 but we need $500 to join the matching fund!
Be a part of the third annual nerdfighteria matching fund!
Be a part of the third annual nerdfighteria matching fund!
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He was a devout Christian and quoted the New Testament "synagogue of Satan" as part of his confession.
It is not harmless to repeat the anti-Jewish rhetoric that is written in Christian scripture.
mississippitoday.org/2026/01/12/m...
It is not harmless to repeat the anti-Jewish rhetoric that is written in Christian scripture.
mississippitoday.org/2026/01/12/m...
Suspect in Mississippi synagogue fire laughed as he confessed to his dad, authorities say - Mississippi Today
The man suspected of setting fire to Mississippi’s largest synagogue allegedly confessed his crimes to law enforcement and referred to the building in northeast Jackson as the “synagogue of Satan,” ac...
mississippitoday.org
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
He was a devout Christian and quoted the New Testament "synagogue of Satan" as part of his confession.
It is not harmless to repeat the anti-Jewish rhetoric that is written in Christian scripture.
mississippitoday.org/2026/01/12/m...
It is not harmless to repeat the anti-Jewish rhetoric that is written in Christian scripture.
mississippitoday.org/2026/01/12/m...
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If you have ever wanted to try my bookish macarons this could be your chance!
In an effort, to help raise funds for organizations dedicated to supporting immigrants and protecting their rights, I am hosting another bookish macaron giveaway this month ❤️❤️❤️ #booksky #macarons
In an effort, to help raise funds for organizations dedicated to supporting immigrants and protecting their rights, I am hosting another bookish macaron giveaway this month ❤️❤️❤️ #booksky #macarons
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Justice, justice you shall pursue
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Justice, justice you shall pursue
I miscounted before 😅
Quintuple bingo!
Quintuple bingo!
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I miscounted before 😅
Quintuple bingo!
Quintuple bingo!
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Good morning. I'd like to invite anyone who is interested to make a small gesture of kindness today. It's up to you to decide what that can be. The key is for you to act on the idea. With so much out of our control, we can choose how to be with each other today and every day.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Good morning. I'd like to invite anyone who is interested to make a small gesture of kindness today. It's up to you to decide what that can be. The key is for you to act on the idea. With so much out of our control, we can choose how to be with each other today and every day.
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Welcome to the first Recall Thursday of 2026! [airhorn noises]
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Welcome to the first Recall Thursday of 2026! [airhorn noises]
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The airhorn has been recalled. Annoyance hazard.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The airhorn has been recalled. Annoyance hazard.
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It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
Pause the gif to see who you get!
A second season of Ask Hank Anything is coming soon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG54...
January 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Pause the gif to see who you get!
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if you don't want to accidentally see footage of someone being murdered by ICE, I suggest turning off autoplay on here.
settings -> content and media -> toggle off "autoplay videos and GIFs"
settings -> content and media -> toggle off "autoplay videos and GIFs"
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
if you don't want to accidentally see footage of someone being murdered by ICE, I suggest turning off autoplay on here.
settings -> content and media -> toggle off "autoplay videos and GIFs"
settings -> content and media -> toggle off "autoplay videos and GIFs"
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"Today, 88% of Greenland’s population are Inuit (predominantly Kalaallit) or mixed Danish and Inuit.... The Inuit Greenlanders identify strongly with Inuits in other parts of the world, like Canada and Alaska, and they actually share some similarities in their languages as well."
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"Today, 88% of Greenland’s population are Inuit (predominantly Kalaallit) or mixed Danish and Inuit.... The Inuit Greenlanders identify strongly with Inuits in other parts of the world, like Canada and Alaska, and they actually share some similarities in their languages as well."
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there is a book out today which I am excited to read. it's an oral history of Jan 6 and importantly, it doesn't platform the insurrectionists in its account. clearly they have enough of
of a platform already
bookshop.org/p/books/24-h...
of a platform already
bookshop.org/p/books/24-h...
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
there is a book out today which I am excited to read. it's an oral history of Jan 6 and importantly, it doesn't platform the insurrectionists in its account. clearly they have enough of
of a platform already
bookshop.org/p/books/24-h...
of a platform already
bookshop.org/p/books/24-h...
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the only people whose opinion on Greenland we should be listening to are the Greenlandic indigenous communities.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
the only people whose opinion on Greenland we should be listening to are the Greenlandic indigenous communities.
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STATEMENT: Maryland’s childhood vaccine schedule will continue to follow the guidance of the American Academy of Pediatrics. Read the full statement from Health Secretary Dr. Meena Seshamani: bit.ly/3Nffp0B.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
STATEMENT: Maryland’s childhood vaccine schedule will continue to follow the guidance of the American Academy of Pediatrics. Read the full statement from Health Secretary Dr. Meena Seshamani: bit.ly/3Nffp0B.
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Attn: Nerdfighters! It is the time of year where I encourage you to start thinking about P4A!
Three things you can do right now:
1. Set a budget.
2. Request days off from work if desired (stream is Feb 13-15!)
3. START PLANNING YOUR P4A VIDEO (submissions open January 24th!)
Three things you can do right now:
1. Set a budget.
2. Request days off from work if desired (stream is Feb 13-15!)
3. START PLANNING YOUR P4A VIDEO (submissions open January 24th!)
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Attn: Nerdfighters! It is the time of year where I encourage you to start thinking about P4A!
Three things you can do right now:
1. Set a budget.
2. Request days off from work if desired (stream is Feb 13-15!)
3. START PLANNING YOUR P4A VIDEO (submissions open January 24th!)
Three things you can do right now:
1. Set a budget.
2. Request days off from work if desired (stream is Feb 13-15!)
3. START PLANNING YOUR P4A VIDEO (submissions open January 24th!)
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Sorry, best I can do is the Western Grebe Baby Taxi Service. 🐣 🪶
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Sorry, best I can do is the Western Grebe Baby Taxi Service. 🐣 🪶