lord kinbote
@minndb.bsky.social
Founder of the Fresca Phanatics club
Roseville, Minn.
Roseville, Minn.
(kissing my wife) that one was from Burl Ives
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
(kissing my wife) that one was from Burl Ives
The anachronisms in Stranger Things drive me nuts. Nobody said “shared trauma” in the ‘80s
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The anachronisms in Stranger Things drive me nuts. Nobody said “shared trauma” in the ‘80s
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If the Twins trade Buxton I’m done
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If the Twins trade Buxton I’m done
I just learned that the ancient Eurasian steppe peoples invented pants
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I just learned that the ancient Eurasian steppe peoples invented pants
If your last name is Malph and you name your son Ralph you are psychotic
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If your last name is Malph and you name your son Ralph you are psychotic
Can’t believe we’re doing this shit already
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Can’t believe we’re doing this shit already
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
Life hack: Turkey is popular around Thanksgiving, but did you know you can enjoy it year-round? Try putting it in your soups, sandwiches, casseroles and many other recipes. It can also be crushed and snorted for faster absorption
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Life hack: Turkey is popular around Thanksgiving, but did you know you can enjoy it year-round? Try putting it in your soups, sandwiches, casseroles and many other recipes. It can also be crushed and snorted for faster absorption
Flour IQ is actually not a reliable indicator of overall flour-related intelligence
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Flour IQ is actually not a reliable indicator of overall flour-related intelligence
The hat that makes you smart. Order now while supplies last
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The hat that makes you smart. Order now while supplies last
It’s Thanksgiving and my father-in-law is talking about the Gold Standard again
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It’s Thanksgiving and my father-in-law is talking about the Gold Standard again
Oww my mitochondria are degrading
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oww my mitochondria are degrading
Old Pennywise wasn’t terrifying to look at, which made him more unsettling to me. New Pennywise is just over the top. Subtlety is dead
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Old Pennywise wasn’t terrifying to look at, which made him more unsettling to me. New Pennywise is just over the top. Subtlety is dead
Why do they need to put this guy on the gas station now
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Why do they need to put this guy on the gas station now
The 1990s was the last decade when two guys could get rich by calling themselves Mac Daddy and Daddy Mac and wearing their clothes inside out
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The 1990s was the last decade when two guys could get rich by calling themselves Mac Daddy and Daddy Mac and wearing their clothes inside out
If you write a bad review of Wicked For Good you are required to say “this franchise defies gravity no more.” If you write a good review you are required to say “this franchise continues to defy gravity.” I don’t make the rules
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you write a bad review of Wicked For Good you are required to say “this franchise defies gravity no more.” If you write a good review you are required to say “this franchise continues to defy gravity.” I don’t make the rules
The computer still can’t handle a tilde without barfing up a string of random characters, but sure let’s put it in charge of everything
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The computer still can’t handle a tilde without barfing up a string of random characters, but sure let’s put it in charge of everything
Shout out to the owner of the car with the Dennis Kucinich bumper sticker that I always see in the parking ramp
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Shout out to the owner of the car with the Dennis Kucinich bumper sticker that I always see in the parking ramp
Back in hunter-gatherer days, homo sapiens were rarely asked to provide one-time passcodes. We are not built for this
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Back in hunter-gatherer days, homo sapiens were rarely asked to provide one-time passcodes. We are not built for this
This country is a fucking disgrace
Elon Musk is set to make more than every U.S. elementary teacher combined
Elon Musk is set to make more than every U.S. elementary teacher combined
See how Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s new payment package compares with other occupations in the United States.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This country is a fucking disgrace
The original butthole skeet got taken down and now 80% of my feed is people quote tweeting “Ewwwww” above [Deleted]
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The original butthole skeet got taken down and now 80% of my feed is people quote tweeting “Ewwwww” above [Deleted]
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Lots of valid concerns about any possible WB sale, but my main concern is that this Chuck Jones cartoon might go back in the vault.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Lots of valid concerns about any possible WB sale, but my main concern is that this Chuck Jones cartoon might go back in the vault.