Corvus caurinus var. Alyssa 𓅊
@mj12ash.bsky.social
Crow enthusiast (she/her)
Kid is super excited that I decided on homemade pizza tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Kid is super excited that I decided on homemade pizza tonight
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
I choose to believe Zach charbonnet and Timothée chalamet are somehow related
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I choose to believe Zach charbonnet and Timothée chalamet are somehow related
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this reminds me of that time on twitter when people were debating lightning McQueen vs Jackson storm with actual race car stats
But the wet bandits are also gods. They take fatal injury after fatal injury and they just dust themselves off and continue their relentless pursuit of Kevin. It should be horrifying, but
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
this reminds me of that time on twitter when people were debating lightning McQueen vs Jackson storm with actual race car stats
Damn smith-njigba is good
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Damn smith-njigba is good
There’s something about watching two teams in light jerseys (Seahawks in white, Ten in light blue) that makes me think they’re all in pjs
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There’s something about watching two teams in light jerseys (Seahawks in white, Ten in light blue) that makes me think they’re all in pjs
Sometimes in football a play is just a big group hug
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Sometimes in football a play is just a big group hug
There’s a player for Washington whose last name is Washington, excellent
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There’s a player for Washington whose last name is Washington, excellent
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roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
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The feds are escalating in Los Angeles. We've seen record high kidnappings and our communities are under attack. The media focus on LA has died down so electeds don't feel the need to even feign opposition.
People are out here fighting. We need all of us. Join the struggle. Defend your neighbors.
People are out here fighting. We need all of us. Join the struggle. Defend your neighbors.
DAILY MEMO: Over 50 Arrested in Record Raids: Baby, Pregnant Mom, Gardeners, Sons, Elderly, Vendors, Unhoused In Last Two Days
Full report: lataco.com/daily-memo-o...
Full report: lataco.com/daily-memo-o...
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The feds are escalating in Los Angeles. We've seen record high kidnappings and our communities are under attack. The media focus on LA has died down so electeds don't feel the need to even feign opposition.
People are out here fighting. We need all of us. Join the struggle. Defend your neighbors.
People are out here fighting. We need all of us. Join the struggle. Defend your neighbors.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Today* is my first full day back since the furlough and I think I need to stop now so I don’t pull a muscle or something. Can’t run a marathon straight from the couch.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Today* is my first full day back since the furlough and I think I need to stop now so I don’t pull a muscle or something. Can’t run a marathon straight from the couch.
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1/ I’d like to share what’s happened since Sept. 30, the night of the most dramatic raid of the Trump administration’s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago. Under the cover of darkness, 37 immigrants were taken from an apartment complex …🧵
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
1/ I’d like to share what’s happened since Sept. 30, the night of the most dramatic raid of the Trump administration’s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago. Under the cover of darkness, 37 immigrants were taken from an apartment complex …🧵
Great article. As a life long swimmer, I have so many thoughts. I think it’s great that Julie’s enjoying getting back into swimming, but I’m so disappointed at the close-mindedness of some of the people they’ve encountered and at the ncaa fucking over trans athletes.
The stakes for including trans athletes are real and high. Meanwhile, the idea of keeping sports “fair” is transparently a wedge designed to justify the exclusion of people from enriching—even lifesaving—activities. defector.com/what-does-a-...
What Does A Great Trans Athlete Deserve? | Defector
Once every week or two, I swim molasses-slow laps at the YMCA. I’ve been on something of a fitness journey this year, testing out different forms of exercise to see what sticks—what feels the least…
defector.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Great article. As a life long swimmer, I have so many thoughts. I think it’s great that Julie’s enjoying getting back into swimming, but I’m so disappointed at the close-mindedness of some of the people they’ve encountered and at the ncaa fucking over trans athletes.
Lmao I heard “he promised to take a bullet for her” in @iwriteok.bsky.social ‘s ben shapiro voice
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Lmao I heard “he promised to take a bullet for her” in @iwriteok.bsky.social ‘s ben shapiro voice
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Gave my presentation, fielded some questions that I expected to hear and imo answered reasonably well, and now I get to go home!
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gave my presentation, fielded some questions that I expected to hear and imo answered reasonably well, and now I get to go home!
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
I am waiting for my computer to finish installing updates in an exhibition hall where the booths are being taken down around me. It’s a weird liminal feeling
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am waiting for my computer to finish installing updates in an exhibition hall where the booths are being taken down around me. It’s a weird liminal feeling
Between this and Redmond turning off their cameras, Washington state is getting the flock out
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Between this and Redmond turning off their cameras, Washington state is getting the flock out
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Just saw a murder in Portland
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Just saw a murder in Portland
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Ngl the people who live above this are living the dream
This breaks some people’s brains.
In most cities, Costco stores fuel sprawl & car dependency.
In Vancouver, our full-sized downtown Costco has residential towers above & a skytrain station next door. LOTS of customers don’t drive to it.
We live a block from it. We call it “the convenience store.”
In most cities, Costco stores fuel sprawl & car dependency.
In Vancouver, our full-sized downtown Costco has residential towers above & a skytrain station next door. LOTS of customers don’t drive to it.
We live a block from it. We call it “the convenience store.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ngl the people who live above this are living the dream