Eowm of Meow
@mjaum.bsky.social
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North Norwegian Socialist and Survivor of Impossible Battles. He/him works fine. I like books, complexity, and swimming. Dislike this intensely improbable timeline. Semiprofessional misunderstander of assignments. Not an operative for Big Armadillo.
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“You existing is really cringe and you should stop.”
- Fascists
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Aim for the muon. If you miss, you’ll still be on the stairs.
(Yeah, no, I blame the brainweasels)
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All hail the brainweasels!
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*waves to Medium Armadillo*
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Oh, we’re *all* antifa. Communists, really. And now we’ve chosen a *girl* to get the Peace Prize.
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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The Norwegian’s Prayer, October 10th, 2025, 10 am.
“Let us not be cowardly shits.”
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He’s been attacking the international court system (haag, etc). A prize in that direction should get an apoplexy or two. Experts in Norway deem this not unlikely.
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My life’s a bit of a nightmare (join the club, right?). These are the things I think about. Explanation, not excuse. But thank you for not just stopping at the yelling. Bit easier.
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I’ll just take it down, then. I’m sorry.
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Couldn’t even slow one down.
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I has mad agent skills. Not Big Armadillo agent skills, mind.
(It was a fun thing to add, and exceptionally unlikely to ever be claimed about me again. Or so I assumed at the time…)
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But would an agent of Big Armadillo have a line in their profile saying they are not an agent of Big Armadillo?
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He is (hopefully) a much bigger problem for you than for us. :/
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That doesn’t seem so bad. We get moose. They don’t jump.
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There is no Big Armadillo.
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My guess is that when the promised efficiency boosts fail to appear, *eventually* the CEOs will realize that they’ve been had. At which point nobody will pay for upkeeping the genAI data centers anymore, and poof…
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Thankfully so. Man that was the dumbest thing.
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I’m norwegian. We’re a petrostate. Massive oil rigs. Want to try again?
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There is a certain ironic outcome this atheist might consider praying for.
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He’s called our prime minister about it. He knows.
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In two weeks Trump will forget what he was doing jn Gaza again, and the country that takes israel’s name in vain will resume bombing and sundry warcrimes.
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Our traumatized nervous system is going to fall right into feeling controlled, trapped, and/or in trouble if we try to force ourselves to do things. Don't try to bully or pressure yourself.

Think I'm going to try this behavior for two minutes, & always leave yourself an out.
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Noo. Tail too small.
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They need to know he can handle the physical trauma of tomorrow’s tantrum when he does not get the Nobel Peace Prize (we sincerely hope).