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Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
5.1K followers 210 following 21K posts
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Union Rep. Punk Rock Girl. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · May 20
Monsters. Vicious killers.
Corgis at the gate.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 21m
They called me to see if I was available but I’m busy.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 2h
They’re triple the width of the window when they’re pulled open. Also I didn’t ask.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
I’m here for it.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
THIS IS WHY WE’RE SO POWERFUL.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
Anyways, baseball. What a stupid game.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
No one is gonna be available to pitch game one of the ALCS.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
Let’s just see what happens.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
Fuck it. Call him up.
a baseball player for the mariners is standing in a locker room .
ALT: a baseball player for the mariners is standing in a locker room .
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15h
No one is gonna be available to pitch game one of the ALCS.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 21h
And they’re alive today because of it 💅
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
People trust me with their lives, Ben.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
Ralph Lauren did it. I just bought it lol.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
Illegal immigrants. Not war criminals. 😅
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
By today’s standards all of my ancestors were as well lmao.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
And I hate it because I’ve always dressed this way. But so did my friends of other races. I had no idea there was a conservative association until well into adulthood.

And I would never.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
@haillemmy.bsky.social I feel like this also applies to you.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
Am I conservative? No.

Am I going to let conservatives just co-opt my aesthetic so that I can’t wear it anymore? Also no.

They want my Paddington Bear coat they’re gonna have to come and take it.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t drink coffee so lol 🤷‍♀️
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 1d
OMG YES
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 1d
RIP
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 1d
We are correct lol
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 1d
Apparently Ralph Lauren Christmas is the trend this year. Meanwhile me, a decade ago:
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