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Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Pinned
Monsters. Vicious killers.
LT: I put the kettle on because it’s just about tea time for you.

Thank god there’s someone here to keep me straight.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Anyways it would be very funny if Erika Kirk is actually pregnant.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pumpkin pie, bad.
Sweet potato casserole, bad.
Glazed carrots, bad.
Orange vegetables in general, bad.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I also block women who go online to bitch about their husbands and then when the internet agrees with them and goes “yea he really sucks and you should leave him” they come back with “WELL YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE HE’S ACTUALLY AN AMAZING HUSBAND AND FATHER.”

Girl if you like it I love it, now hush.
I block so easy and so often I just blocked a guy from DC on TikTok shitting on BWI.

Honestly, blocking people from DC who are both loud and wrong is one of my favorite things.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I spent several minutes trying to figure out what state or nation's flag this dunkin' donuts flying next to the american flag, and then the wind blew it out and it was the red sox
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The olds in the comments are still doing “have you considered things also sucked for us and maybe you should actually vote” discourse.

Incredible. Truly.
Young people feel like we've lost agency over our lives. We can't *really* pick where to live, or whether to change jobs, or how many kids to have -- the cost of living makes us feel trapped.

Younger candidates can powerfully speak to that emotional truth. talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/young-c...
Young Candidates Can Speak to the Affordability Crisis Because They’re Living It
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Alex Cora hates the wave. And therefore I love Alex Cora.

We call that the transitive property, sweaty.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think what’s getting lost in the Comey news is that the case against Letitia James was ALSO dropped.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I am honored to earn the support of the Professional Fire Fighters of Massachusetts. Our firefighters run toward danger every single day. I am grateful for their trust, their service, and their ongoing partnership as we work together to keep our communities safe.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What a coincidence.
latest sham investigation just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh my god you guys.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I keep seeing women with great skin on their face but their neck and chest are fucking destroyed.

BRING YOUR SKINCARE, INCLUDING SPF, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR TITS, WTF ARE YOU ALL DOING.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mamdani backs Jeffries for speaker if Dems take the house? Didnt have that in my bingo card.

Is there an angle to this that I’m missing or…?
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The thing you have to learn about the Ravens is that they only ever play the second half. Just as true today as it was 20 years ago.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What a week for this piece of shit to resurface to the top of the toilet.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You may be doing your lifestyle blogging out of NY instead of Utah but trust me, we still know you’re Mormon by the clothes and the hair and the “I’m just a quirky feminine wife who doesn’t understand boy things.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
First Oak Bluffs and now this? RL is cooking this year.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I block so easy and so often I just blocked a guy from DC on TikTok shitting on BWI.

Honestly, blocking people from DC who are both loud and wrong is one of my favorite things.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oh look, Missouri continues to suck absolute ass.
AG Catherine Hanaway publicly announced she has referred the state’s grassroots referendum campaign to ICE, claiming without evidence that canvassers are “employing illegal aliens” to collect signatures to overturn the mid-decade redraw.
https://bit.ly/4ocoBQj
Missouri AG Now Siccing ICE on Gerrymander Referendum Signature Gatherers
Read more here.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me, daily:
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Was pre-med. Didn’t like being inside under fluorescent lighting all day every day. Decided to go do med stuff outside instead. Then they conned me into also doing the firefighting stuff.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Trump taking Mamdani’s photo in front of the FDR portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Reposted by Janette Moser
I think we all have to ask ourselves what we would do if Zohran left his wife to be with Olivia Nuzzi. I would learn the clarinet - I feel like that instrument would be able to express what I felt
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh my god look at him, he’s perfect.
Ready to add a little wag to your life? Say hello to, Harry, located in Walker, LA.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/harry-79235631/la/walker/rescue-rehome-repeat-of-south-louisiana-la199/
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This ride? Free, btw.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM