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Martin Kerstein
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Senior Community Volunteer Special Programs Manager at Geocaching HQ.
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I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Every time I see "AI" being crammed into another consumer product I think of how in the 50s we put radium in suppositories because "the atom" was the snakeoil hype of the moment
June 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Bwahaha, that Marshawn commercial after the win was just perfect.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS BABY!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
That should do it. Go Hawks!
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Yup, the Seahawks D came to play. Go Hawks!
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Somewhere there's a tennis player named Charlie Alpine
Mac Forehand is a great name
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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They're here, terrorizing people in Bellevue
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.

Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
Speaking out like this is all they can do now. Impeachment is a total and complete joke, and threatening to use it is akin to threatening to hit someone with a wet noodle. Impeachment is no longer a viable tool to use against Republican politicians.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Rage Against the Machine reunion tour and they just cancel the game for a three hour set
Chris who would your half time performer be?
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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CHOTINER: You were an early riser today.

PHIL: The 2nd is a big day; it's important I get it right.

CHOTINER: Six more weeks of winter—is that exact, or...?

PHIL: I mean, it's science.

CHOTINER: The data I have shows you're correct only 35% of the time, less than random guesses.

PHIL: Look—
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM