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Cole | 27 | M | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/his | Not an RP page. | Mentalis #1091 on Splatoon 3.
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This is one of my favorite images from the game, I had to.

#NintendoSwitch #Splatoon3 #Splatfest #Splatoween #TeamGhost #Illbleed
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"the left isn't excited about technology"

How many 3D printed whistles have been sent out to ICE watchers
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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‘This shouldn’t be normal’: developers speak out about bigotry on Steam, the world’s biggest PC gaming storefront
‘This shouldn’t be normal’: developers speak out about bigotry on Steam, the world’s biggest PC gaming storefront
Multiple game creators describe ineffective moderation on the platform, resulting in unchecked hatred in forums and targeted campaigns of negative ‘anti-woke’ reviews
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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If left unchecked, we are racing towards a world where searching for "struggling to breastfeed" makes baby formula more expensive for you in your local supermarket (that's one dystopian example anyway)
(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
February 16, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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It’s not lost on me that having a huge fucking database of who’s a minor in your userbase is announced as the goddamn fucking Epstein files are coming out
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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The Epstein Files' own Peter Thiel is going to handle Discord's age verification? Weird!
Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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i knew this clip was going get a lot of use going forward
August 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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It's an indictment of the entertainment industry as well, because I'm fairly sure Sony (the producers of Dawson's Creek), WB (which aired it), Disney (which owned and aired Don't Trust the B*) & Paramount (which produced Varsity Blues) made money off of him & should have insured him for life.
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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dude don't freak out but i think they nerfed you in the emergency patch and forgot to include that in the notes
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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guys please don’t fall for the cute doggo ring super bowl commercial. they’re literally creating a tool that turns all ring cameras in a neighborhood into a surveillance dragnet
With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet
Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Eggstrawork 12 (final): leanny.github.io/eggstra_work...
Salmon Run - Eggstra Work
leanny.github.io
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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LMAO only took a month. Good thing they didn't have a data breach of people's IDs last year :/

Don't really have a suggestion for a new platform but please stop giving Discord your money
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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you don’t need to scan ur face to use regular old servers and chats. please don’t give these guys your id they are notoriously terrible at security 😭😭😭😭😭
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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#SalmonRun
Upcoming partial mystery weapon rotation @ Sockeye Station
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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#SalmonRun
Upcoming Final Eggstra Work (Bonerattle Arena):
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
"Wahh stop making political Splatposts! Splatoon's a kids game!"

POLITICS DIRECTLY AFFECT KIDS. THE STATE OF THE WORLD AFFECTS KIDS. ICE HURTS KIDS. THEY PROBABLY KNOW PEOPLE HARMED BY ICE PERSONALLY TOO. HALF THESE SPLATPOSTS ARE MOST LIKELY WRITTEN BY KIDS THEMSELVES! THEY'RE NOT STUPID!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Looking through Splatposts and was about to Fresh some artwork I thought was cute, noticed some teeny tiny text on it, needed to zoom in to even read it,

...Bitching about "political" Splatposts. Probs all the anti-ICE posts.

Never moved my thumb away from the Y button faster in my life. Fuck you.
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Jeffery Epstein is responsible for MICROTRANSACTIONS?!

is there no modern evil in this world he didn't have his child trafficking fingers in?!
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM