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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 5d

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 5d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 6d

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 6d

TIL There's a whole family of flycatchers named Tyrannidae because they're such arseholes. But look at that face! The elegant quiff! The rusty beard (blood of enemies?) on the ladybirb! ROUNBD 😍

American Bird Conservancy @abcbirds.bsky.social · 6d

🐜 Meet the Velvety Black-Tyrant, Brazil’s endemic insect hunter!
Glossy black with red eyes, they snatch insects midair or from leaves. Females lead nesting while males guard & feed chicks. Populations are stable, but face habitat loss.

Learn more:
abcbirds.org/bird/velvety...

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 6d

Welcome back to your summer home, Koel. It's officially Spring now!

The Noisy Miners are song battling him, Pitch Perfect style. RIP everyone in the nearest KM2 who drank last night

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific...

Pacific koel - Wikipedia

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 13d

There's a gardener working next door, chainsawing something & yellsneezing every couple seconds. Seems dangerous but it's also pretty funny. Anyway it's really fkn loud & I hope he cuts his dick off

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 14d

To be fairrrr at least 4chan doesn't do algorithm, the pedos, conspiracy nuts, & extremists there are all grass-fed

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 14d

Social media ban update
🚫 GITHUB
👍4chan

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

4chan unlikely to be included in Australia’s under-16s social media ban, eSafety commissioner says

Julie Inman Grant says message board will need to comply with other codes which will also include age assurance for sites hosting violent and adult content

www.theguardian.com

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 15d

Came to this site via meme, but it's actually the greatest web design I've seen since the 90s. No notes

impissed.net

A flyer for impissed.net "Are you pissed? Try my experimental DANCE THERAPY" pic of a middle-aged bearded everyman in a dance pose "I have strategies to COOL DOWN It works for me... and I'm INTENSE I will teach you how to be less pissed THROUGH DANCE" Two pics, BEFORE the same man looking pissed, AFTER the man looks relaxed & smiles a bit. "I accept BITCOIN"

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 16d

Knights of Guinevere, oh my god I love it. The style, the charm, the killer robots & anti-corpo sentiment

youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT

YouTube video by GLITCH

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 19d

Here are some nice mushrooms

A dense cluster of scaley pholiota grow off the side of a fallen log in a misty blue forest. All photos by me

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mr dog @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social · 27d

Everyone loves Bird of the Year! And it's bgrk! (chicken noise) www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Australian bird of the year! A tiny feathery hiatus from the grim day-to-day | First Dog on the Moon

(unless you are a bird)

www.theguardian.com

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 23d

Handfish often feature in the Threatened Species Bake-off, which is how I'm aware of them.

(Unsurprising, most things I'm aware of are pastry-based)

idk how to get the red handfish on the card, but there's one there!

www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

This baking competition aims to highlight Australia's threatened species, but 'ugly' ones are missing out

Each year the federal government holds a social media 'bake off' to raise awareness for Australia's endangered species — but there are concerns some of them aren't getting enough attention.

www.sbs.com.au

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 23d

Watching 'Serial experiments lain', pronouncing it ian instead of Lain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_...

Serial Experiments Lain - Wikipedia

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 28d

Oh dang it's been like a year since I played #ACNH - funny how you can be so obsessed then just drop a game

Animal crossing: New Horizons screenshot - my guy dressed as a hotdog sitting on the toilet. Text: And that takes care of that!

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 28d

It was baby's first analytics pwn & I'm so proud of myself. "We know you're incompetent arseholes & we have the data to prove it, turn over your site to us & no one higher up needs to see this report" amazing. Stats! Stats! Stats!

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · 28d

I presented the PowerBI dashboard no one asked for today (well, my supervisor told me to make it) & it was quite badly received. Camera off, I cackle at the deeply pissy manager who compliments the 'comprehensive, well-presented data' then basically says we can all fuck ourselves with it

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 20

Oh I should have tagged stuff, dammit

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 20

*shoving my magpie friend out of the frame* not you! Ok you a little bit, you're very handsome

A kookaburra in a Japanese elm, head feathers blown by the wind into a fluffy Naruto style

My magpie friend wondering where the damn cashews are

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 20

The neighbourhood has been enchanted by a new arrival who came to visit today omg I love

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 19

Achievement unlocked: Straya, can't II

Use "Nah yeah, maybe" in a sentence without irony

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Linda @lindaw.bsky.social · Sep 13

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath, nor motion;
As idle as a cheesecake ship
Upon a blueberry ocean.

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · Sep 12

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 15

Not saying I'm wiped out after work today but I just yawned expansively & duly covered my left eye

Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 12

Yeah, fair point. I won't dwell on it, bro's a grown-ass adult entitled to his own (wrong) opinions

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Monkē @monkeh.bsky.social · Sep 11

Once again I logged into Facebook, once again I catch a family member being absolutely vile there.

This morning it's my brother, who is Australian, talking shit about 'democrats' in a misogynist group. Credulous little redpilled idiot, I can't express how mad & disappointed I am

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