Monkē
@monkeh.bsky.social
They/them https://mastodon.social/@Monkeh
Tea goes in, tea comes out, I am a tea tube, this is my purpose
Tea goes in, tea comes out, I am a tea tube, this is my purpose
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
Who could have foreseen that the hasty & foolish ban would have consequences?
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Discord faces backlash over age checks after data breach exposed 70,000 IDs
Discord to block adult content unless users verify ages with selfies or IDs.
arstechnica.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Who could have foreseen that the hasty & foolish ban would have consequences?
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
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Please spread this far and wide, as stories don't get much bigger than this. When the government blocks even the intelligence services from telling us we're heading for environmental catastrophe, you know we have a problem. A very big problem.
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The UK government didn't want you to see this report on ecosystem collapse. I'm not surprised | George Monbiot
It took an FOI request to bring this national security assessment to light. For ‘doomsayers’ like us, it is the ultimate vindication, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Please spread this far and wide, as stories don't get much bigger than this. When the government blocks even the intelligence services from telling us we're heading for environmental catastrophe, you know we have a problem. A very big problem.
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Two in a row, hashtag blessed
#NowPlaying
🕙 10:22 am
🎵 (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
🧑🎤 TISM
💿 Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
🎧 Spotify
🕙 10:22 am
🎵 (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
🧑🎤 TISM
💿 Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
🎧 Spotify
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Two in a row, hashtag blessed
THIS IS SERIOUS, MUM 🤩
#NowPlaying
🕙 10:18 am
🎵 Greg! The Stop Sign!!
🧑🎤 TISM
💿 Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify
📝 Lyrics
🕙 10:18 am
🎵 Greg! The Stop Sign!!
🧑🎤 TISM
💿 Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify
📝 Lyrics
January 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
THIS IS SERIOUS, MUM 🤩
Double J live player - triple j
Music from your past, present and future.
www.abc.net.au
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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If you were writing a novel about an evil administration and two of their most-publicised victims were named Good and Pretti, your editor would call you out for too much heavy handed symbolism.
January 25, 2026 at 1:21 AM
If you were writing a novel about an evil administration and two of their most-publicised victims were named Good and Pretti, your editor would call you out for too much heavy handed symbolism.
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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you older
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you older
Funeral today for a former roller derby team mate. Hundreds of people were there, we packed the courtyards of the venue, & more still were watching the livestream. A credit to a kind & kick ass person. You were so loved, Stace 🩵
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Funeral today for a former roller derby team mate. Hundreds of people were there, we packed the courtyards of the venue, & more still were watching the livestream. A credit to a kind & kick ass person. You were so loved, Stace 🩵
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portrait of cat with molotov (2021)
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
portrait of cat with molotov (2021)
Why don't they just nab him? He wouldn't hesitate to detain a visitor. I mean, 🇻🇪, hey. Quick trip to the Haig, maybe a light guillotining, see how we go.
January 21, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Why don't they just nab him? He wouldn't hesitate to detain a visitor. I mean, 🇻🇪, hey. Quick trip to the Haig, maybe a light guillotining, see how we go.
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Renewed Vegetation • 2022
August 12, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Renewed Vegetation • 2022
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Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
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From license-plate readers to drones and cell-site simulators, ICE relies on a growing web of surveillance.
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
How Hackers Are Fighting Back Against ICE
A few enterprising hackers have started projects to do counter surveillance against ICE, and hopefully protect their communities through clever use of technology.
www.eff.org
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
From license-plate readers to drones and cell-site simulators, ICE relies on a growing web of surveillance.
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
A month after the last we're having ANOTHER planning day at work. I learned from last time (sensory overload, I was the only one wearing a mask, ~10 ppl got Covid) so I just took the day off.
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
January 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A month after the last we're having ANOTHER planning day at work. I learned from last time (sensory overload, I was the only one wearing a mask, ~10 ppl got Covid) so I just took the day off.
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
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want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
My dad & stepmother live in rural Victoria where there's quite a bit of bushfire activity today. (A few years ago they were evacuated by army helicopter) I've texted asking if they're ok & stepmum has replied they are & presumably sends Lots Of Love? Priceless
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
My dad & stepmother live in rural Victoria where there's quite a bit of bushfire activity today. (A few years ago they were evacuated by army helicopter) I've texted asking if they're ok & stepmum has replied they are & presumably sends Lots Of Love? Priceless
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Blood red moon from the fires in Victoria, the Summernats crowd revving & screeching, it's hot as Satan's taint. It's 2020 all over again but a bit worse?
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Blood red moon from the fires in Victoria, the Summernats crowd revving & screeching, it's hot as Satan's taint. It's 2020 all over again but a bit worse?
But seriously it's fkn hot this week
Happy New Year!
We hope that if you had a break, it was a relaxing one.
Much of Eastern AUS will this week experience a severe #HeatWave for at least three days.
Risks include cramps, exhaustion, & heat stroke.
Keep cool to protect your health & others'.
www.healthdirect.gov.au/hot-weather-...
We hope that if you had a break, it was a relaxing one.
Much of Eastern AUS will this week experience a severe #HeatWave for at least three days.
Risks include cramps, exhaustion, & heat stroke.
Keep cool to protect your health & others'.
www.healthdirect.gov.au/hot-weather-...
Hot weather risks and staying cool
Hot days and heatwaves can place stress your body, and heat-related illness can be dangerous. Learn how to keep cool and hydrated in hot weather.
www.healthdirect.gov.au
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
But seriously it's fkn hot this week
Whenever the BoM issues a heat warning I throw my hands in the air & yell "Heat WAAAAVE" like it's spring break or a tsunami i could try to avoid
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Whenever the BoM issues a heat warning I throw my hands in the air & yell "Heat WAAAAVE" like it's spring break or a tsunami i could try to avoid