Monkē
@monkeh.bsky.social
They/them https://mastodon.social/@Monkeh
Tea goes in, tea comes out, I am a tea tube, this is my purpose
Tea goes in, tea comes out, I am a tea tube, this is my purpose
I got so many Steam vouchers for xmas, but I buy the one game that's NOT on sale, I've had my eye on it for ages... Webfishing. It's stupid & I very much recommend it.
![Screenshot from Webfishing game: An orange cat with a fishing rod & a hat that reads:
[offscreen] women fear me[/offscreen]
fish fear me
men turn their eyes
as I walk
no beasts dare
make a sound
in my presense[sic]
I am alone
on this barren Earth](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fiwe2rxvqer2l4ohn3ul7e33/bafkreih23pyk7hf777a66zsclklofydfonzjrpyzpxz225lpg3bhgbtuai@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I got so many Steam vouchers for xmas, but I buy the one game that's NOT on sale, I've had my eye on it for ages... Webfishing. It's stupid & I very much recommend it.
Unsure if mother-in-law is doing a bit ... she says "whats it called, salsy verdy?", I says "salsa verde?", she says "yes salsy".
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Unsure if mother-in-law is doing a bit ... she says "whats it called, salsy verdy?", I says "salsa verde?", she says "yes salsy".
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
Delightful! I cried a bit, lol
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Delightful! I cried a bit, lol
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It's 29 degrees & only the cicadas are doing much. Work has stood me down for the rest of the year so I'm enjoying a cup of tea & trying to remember what it is to be master of my own destiny
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's 29 degrees & only the cicadas are doing much. Work has stood me down for the rest of the year so I'm enjoying a cup of tea & trying to remember what it is to be master of my own destiny
I get the feeling that if I had interacted with the franchise a bit more than I did, I'd be enchanted, but free game is free game & it's actually pretty fun (photomode is kinda a nightmare)
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I get the feeling that if I had interacted with the franchise a bit more than I did, I'd be enchanted, but free game is free game & it's actually pretty fun (photomode is kinda a nightmare)
Mother 'forgot' to invite me to dinner with my uncle, visiting from London, tonight. She texts at 4 past the start time asking where I am (sus, she's chronically late) & then says she'll "make some excuse" for me because he'll he devastated I don't care enough to show up. Merry fucken xmas y'all
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Mother 'forgot' to invite me to dinner with my uncle, visiting from London, tonight. She texts at 4 past the start time asking where I am (sus, she's chronically late) & then says she'll "make some excuse" for me because he'll he devastated I don't care enough to show up. Merry fucken xmas y'all
Nikki 2.0 isn't so bad after all. There's heaps to do, lots of free outfits (web-slinger ability!) & the diamonds have yet to dry up
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Nikki 2.0 isn't so bad after all. There's heaps to do, lots of free outfits (web-slinger ability!) & the diamonds have yet to dry up
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Hi #canberra peeps. #Civic City Walk Red Cross was accepting drop ins. They're there until Xmas. Help #Bondi victims and #donateblood if you can.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hi #canberra peeps. #Civic City Walk Red Cross was accepting drop ins. They're there until Xmas. Help #Bondi victims and #donateblood if you can.
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
Psaltoda moerens at Hackett, ACT
Canberra & Southern Tablelands - NatureMapr
canberra.naturemapr.org
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
well I guess my glove is nicely in focus
Met a beetle friend while I was mowing this morning 😍
Met a beetle friend while I was mowing this morning 😍
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
well I guess my glove is nicely in focus
Met a beetle friend while I was mowing this morning 😍
Met a beetle friend while I was mowing this morning 😍
My first escape room yesterday! I fibbed to get out of the beginners group & into the group experienced & executive. The first time I've ever felt like the most clever person in a room... I solved the majority AND had the social grace to let the others try first. So smug, a rare win for the tism
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My first escape room yesterday! I fibbed to get out of the beginners group & into the group experienced & executive. The first time I've ever felt like the most clever person in a room... I solved the majority AND had the social grace to let the others try first. So smug, a rare win for the tism
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cw anti-black racism
A friendly reminder that Liam Neeson was a bad person before his involvement in a pro-RFK doc.
www.bbc.com/news/enterta...
A friendly reminder that Liam Neeson was a bad person before his involvement in a pro-RFK doc.
www.bbc.com/news/enterta...
Liam Neeson in racism storm after admitting he wanted to kill a black man
The actor admits he once set out to kill an innocent black man after someone close to him was raped.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
cw anti-black racism
A friendly reminder that Liam Neeson was a bad person before his involvement in a pro-RFK doc.
www.bbc.com/news/enterta...
A friendly reminder that Liam Neeson was a bad person before his involvement in a pro-RFK doc.
www.bbc.com/news/enterta...
The deeply stupid 'stop teens from using social media right before the school holidays' bill is up & running. Bluesky wants government ID or a scan of your face to use their site.
fortunately I use deck dot blue who don't care bout that, be damned if I'm doing any of that for any website
fortunately I use deck dot blue who don't care bout that, be damned if I'm doing any of that for any website
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The deeply stupid 'stop teens from using social media right before the school holidays' bill is up & running. Bluesky wants government ID or a scan of your face to use their site.
fortunately I use deck dot blue who don't care bout that, be damned if I'm doing any of that for any website
fortunately I use deck dot blue who don't care bout that, be damned if I'm doing any of that for any website
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Movie pitch: Three Women and a Baby. It’s just three competent child rearers getting shit done and being gaslit about various medical conditions
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Movie pitch: Three Women and a Baby. It’s just three competent child rearers getting shit done and being gaslit about various medical conditions
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Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
in hell. I hate corporate events at the best of times but I thought I'd try to ask for accommodation rather than skipping it with a sick day. Accommodation denied & I get a half hour lecture about sucking it up. I have to ask permission to leave the room. I have not asked.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
in hell. I hate corporate events at the best of times but I thought I'd try to ask for accommodation rather than skipping it with a sick day. Accommodation denied & I get a half hour lecture about sucking it up. I have to ask permission to leave the room. I have not asked.
Guy at work sharing fun weekend things to cut the tension in a bad meeting says "Yeah I went to a sci-fi themed party on the weekend, I dressed up as Gerald of Rivet. a. Riveta. lol"
Me, massive Witcher nerd, simply passes away
Me, massive Witcher nerd, simply passes away
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guy at work sharing fun weekend things to cut the tension in a bad meeting says "Yeah I went to a sci-fi themed party on the weekend, I dressed up as Gerald of Rivet. a. Riveta. lol"
Me, massive Witcher nerd, simply passes away
Me, massive Witcher nerd, simply passes away
#Discord asked for my birthday today, after I joined a new channel. I don't know why 1873 is an option but you best believe I'm about to turn 152
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
#Discord asked for my birthday today, after I joined a new channel. I don't know why 1873 is an option but you best believe I'm about to turn 152
Hooray, my #TidalRewind2025 is here! I've had Tidal for *checks watch* three weeks now!
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hooray, my #TidalRewind2025 is here! I've had Tidal for *checks watch* three weeks now!
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New to #Canberra? Come roll with us and get your bearings as we get hot chips from Belconnen.
Details and route map via events.humanitix.com/hot-chips-ride
Details and route map via events.humanitix.com/hot-chips-ride
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
New to #Canberra? Come roll with us and get your bearings as we get hot chips from Belconnen.
Details and route map via events.humanitix.com/hot-chips-ride
Details and route map via events.humanitix.com/hot-chips-ride
They should let you have a plus one if you have to go to a work planning day. Also bottomless pitchers
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
They should let you have a plus one if you have to go to a work planning day. Also bottomless pitchers